#yayyyyyfreaksofnature

Okay but we all know that Soap and Gaz refer to your pussy with her own pronouns. Like i KNOW when they’re balls deep they’re always talking to it. “Shiiitt bon, she’s so hungry, suckin’ me up jus’ right aye? Hungry girl, don’ worry, ‘m gonna fill ye up jussssss’ right. Promise sweet girl.” Or a “Look at tha’ yeah? Greedy girl is takin’ me like a champ. A right greedy pussy aren’t ya? Yeah, see how she clenched ‘round me baby? She likes when I talk to ‘er.” They’re broth insufferable with it, you stopped telling them to knock it off because every time you did they’d just bury themselves deeper and claim that ‘She liked it’ because you clenched around them. <3