#yastext

this way I wont be stuck feeling guilty about leaving mom alone

these is something really fucking weird about babysitting a kid, walking to the hallway and seeing a literal baby casually walking down the stairs like a fucking adult

He can also put on his own shoes and when he spills his drink he goes into the kitchen to get a towel, cleans up his mess and puts the towel back

his fav thing is bringing dishes to the dishwasher

He also really hates getting his diaper changed and at my place I can always bribe him with some snacks, but at his place he just walked into the kitchen and got some food and looked at me like yea f u I know where the snacks are in this house

I didn’t expect all the seeds to grow but they did

but I don’t wanna throw any of them away!!