#yappas

brad marchand we have to get you out of there. i don't care how YOU feel about it, i need you on a team that doesn't have multiple tkachuks

“why is tumblr dying why are fandoms dying” well for starters everybody is too scared of being “parasocial” to act like an actual fan

(emerges from dual-wielding victoire and habs hockey very bloody and sweaty) experience montreal hockey

i cannot take the whole "challenge the goal for offside" thing seriously when running the goalie is allowed and when hitting players in the head is allowed and and and. but you can demand replays and take away a goal based off a rule that's dumb as fuck anyway. ok

(pensively scrolling past the 300th 'i am so done with [television wrestling company] because [recent match outcome]' post of the weekend) i think some of you need to get into indie wrestling for real. i think it would help if you had something other than television wrestling

wrestling IS bdsm but when people who don’t watch wrestling are like “lol wrestling is bdsm” i get annoyed. you have no idea man. you don’t go here. also stop calling it “for straight people” when you’re tagging a post about two men holding hands reblogged from a trans dog

whoever in the press room was like 'i need to phrase this as a question but im gonna tell lane hes being too hard on himself' is a national hero. thats right. uplift the mouse