#yannick noah

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+ benchcam video ("It was almost!"):

Carlos: Life, and tennis, have no meaning without Jannik. I need to tell him !!

Noah : OK.... Casper and Holger ?

Holger : The voices in my head wanted to k*ll you all... It was hard to think... To play....

Casper : We flop separately, there was no chance we'd be better as a double. 🤷

Noah: But you're the one who asked me to play with Holger!

Casper: To play with Holger, not to win with Holger.

Noah : Putain ! Alexander ?

Zverev : Oh me you know, I'm just bad.

Flavio : I can play tomorrow! That way, with a bit of luck, Ben will remember I exist... *cries in Italian*

Holger : No, Ginger, you can't stab the opposing team's players to win. Yes, Jake, Casper looks amazing in this light.

Casper : Oh, thank you guys. ❤️

Flavio : *kisses a voodoo doll that looks like Ben*

Carlos : Jannik has only replied to 108 of my last 110 texts. I don't know why he's ignoring me...

Zverev : I'm so bad, man. So bad...

Holger : Blood... So much blood... *rocks back and forth*

Casper : *Smiles*

casper - exhausted older dog, not the he's that old or anything but he just has the responsible adult vibes when compared to the rest of them, especially after having to deal with the menaces of the team. he's giving small/medium white dog vibes like don bajas. obsessed with the imagery of small dog casper being responsible for two giant puppies who look up to him.

carlos - you all already know i gotta stick to my carlos bernese agenda. excited, overeager giant puppy that will barrel head first into you bc he's so excited to see you. the kind of dog that will try to befriend anyone and anything. always getting into trouble, but is a master manipulator with his 🥺 eyes. so full of energy that it's infectious and gets everyone else hyped.

jakub - puppy that's shy at first but quickly opens up to engage in mischief caused by the other menaces. he's young and isn't super familiar with the rest of them yet, but ofc the other puppy bounds up to him and is like "let's play :D" and he starts feeling more comfortable from there. quickly learns how to cause trouble from the other puppy, see the vid of him manhandling casper and the vid of him being clingy and touchy with flavio. he's giving mastiff or pyrenees to me

flavio - fluffy pretty long-haired cat with eyes that judge and pierce into your soul. dramatic af and demands attention but then will judge you for paying attention to him. a little possessive and territorial, see flavio rubbing up against jakub to mark his territory and scent him. an actual menace to society except he's a plotter and very good at getting away with things, could probably get away with murder and frame someone else for it.

tomas - mostly calm, well-behaved long-haired cat that minds his own business. most comfortable with jakub originally, kind of acting as his mentor before he nudges him forward and sets him loose to make more friends. will occasionally engage in shenanigans, but is also a clever plotter and knows how to get away with things as well.

holger - naughty orange cat courtesy of @wimbledonstrawberry <3 demands attention and will get in your face to get it and will also judge you for not giving him attention. also always getting in trouble, sometimes for things he didn't even do (the other cats framed him) bc people just automatically assume that he's being a menace one way or another. he's been caught in the act of doing something he shouldn't way too often.

yannick - wise old laid-back grey cat. see trophy ceremony vid of him saying "you know what i like about you, team world? nothing." suprisingly spry and energetic. somehow manages to keep up with the kids' shenanigans and sometimes even encrourages/participates in them.

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