#yang shitpost

Yang: I have an announcement to make- ADAM TAURUS IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERUCKER- HE STABBED MY FUCKING WIFE- HE TOOK HIS SMALL ASS DICK SIZED SWORD AND HE STABBED MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS SWORD WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING- SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- ADAM TAURUS HAS A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE? *Insert badly drawn dick pic here* BOOM! THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS- NO SWORDS- NO PILLOWS, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE STABBED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA PUNCH THE EARTH- THAT'S RIGHT- THIS IS WHAT YOU GET- LASER FISTS! EXPECT I'M NOT GONNA PUNCH THE EARTH- I'M GONNA GO HIGHER- I'M PUNCHING THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OZPIN!? I PUNCHED THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE CHUNKS OF MOON HIT THE EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PUNCH YOU TOO