#yajone

SZILIANA - The Disco Gangster

A loud, chaotic extrovert. 50% violent thug, 50% flamboyant fuckboy. LOVES to be the center of attention and has no filter what so ever. Has maximum of two braincells: one wants to fight, the other wants to party. She gets obnoxiously friendly way too quickly, but also may be a bit of a bully and will throw hands just because she feels like it, you'll never know. Despite being so overwhelming, she is deadly loyal to those she considers friends and will not hesitate to help or cheer you up with her inborn charisma and being adorably peppy.

IVO - The Anarchist Sniper

His cynical attitude towards everything makes him seem like an edgy, depressed teenager trapped in an adult body. Super mean and cynical, especially to strangers. It's very hard to befriend him cause of that. Chronic procrastinator and sleeps a lot, mostly because he is too tired to do anything actually productive. Very much an anarchist and a punk, because of course. Despite all that, his amazing gun skills make him an irreplaceable part of the gang. Also—if you saw him smile, no, you didn't. Smiling is for losers.

SCISOR - The Sunshine Pothead

Scisor is your good homie from the hood, always happy to help to the point he is a bit of a doormat—he takes it like a champ, though, thanks to his extremely laid-back nature. He's that one weird kid in your class with ideas so strange, you start to consider he may or may not hold answers to all of the universe's mysteries.... Don't get excited; it’s probably just the weed. He also proudly belongs to the "two left hands" club and the "somehow trips over nothing" club. Somehow, he always ends up being the unlucky one.

MARCEL - The Sassy Thief

Heartbreaker by profession with a new boyfriend every week, cause no one is good enough for him~. The only voice of reason in the group; too bad nobody listens to him. Just in for the money, at least that’s what he says. Sceptical, painfully honest, will laugh at you, and will backstab you if it's convenient. Pretty face, stealth, and cold blood make him a fantastic thief that no one can resist, so if you think he might have stolen your heart—watch out, your wallet is probably gone too.

YAJONE - The Mute Scientist

Yajone's brain is probably 50% of his body weight. Engineer that spends most of his time working in the Brass' workshop: building guns and playing video games. Often pulling all-nighters because he is so hyperfocused working on something. Almost never opens his mouth but somehow manages to communicate with his gangmates just fine. He wishes to be a real thug one day, but for now he is just a ball of anxiety and fidgets, though he may sometimes get a little bit too carried away when he feels confident.

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You read about characters and now wonder wtf is this show about? Well--

GANG FOR RENT is an animated, action-comedy about daily, disastrous shenanigans of a small gang and their unhinged leader who dreams of being a big shot in the underworld (but fails miserably)!

I still can't think of any cool band name for them, but I wanted to include their gang name somehow? Like, 38 - smth. I thought of Sector 38 and such, but I'm not sure yet.

Anyways! What I do know, however, is what kind of music they make! It's like thrash metal/punk, and sometimes they have random 2010s emo outbursts. A lot of their lyrics have a very distinct gibberish to them. A very melodic and well-sung gibberish, but gibberish nonetheless. That's because Yajone is the one responsible for 90% of the songwriting, and he is completely mute, so he just writes words that he thinks will sound fun together, and Szili just sings them in the coolest ways possible.