#yahikona

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Konan and Obito parallel

Folks picked a bingo board for this season!

Guidelines

• reblogs revolving around using #amebirthdaybash or tagging @ame-trio-birthday-bash

• Mature content (nsfw, graphics violence) must be posted under a cut!

• You can create for Yahiko or Konan, or both of them (can be platonic, romantic, or adversary)! Whatever creation you make must focus on at least one of them to be considered! Nagato also is welcome in your creations ;)

@narutoverse-event-reblogs for signal boost!

Alt Text Prompts (any day, as many as you want!)

• Life as Children

• Walk Under the Rain

• For the Mission

• Friendship & Love

• Free Day // Any AU

• Cook with Me

• Making Memories

• Arts & Crafts Togther

Hidan, flexing and swinging his scythe: No problem, doll-baby. We ain’t gonna let no fuckin’ weirdos get to ya, right, ‘Kuzu?

Kakuzu: Seeing as how our dinner depends on her getting safely to the market and back, my hands are tied on this matter. However, in the future, it would be appreciated if you made your food runs earlier in the day.

Konan, sarcastically: Oh, of course. Please forgive me for being so busy with doing everyone’s laundry and cleaning the hideout top to bottom on my own that I was too busy to prepare dinner on my own at an earlier time. However will I live with myself for such blatant selfishness?

Kakuzu: … Apologies. Point taken, dear.

Hidan, laughing: She sure told you off, asshole! Oi, Konan … I think I might be in love with ya now. You wanna ditch the old man and go get married?

Konan, smiling: I’m afraid I can’t. My heart belongs to another.

Hidan: Really? Wait, you’re not talking about Leader, are you? C’mon, Angel; that guy is so sick-lookin’, and I bet his dick don’t even work! He’s —

Konan: No, no. I’m talking about an old friend of ours; Yahiko. He was my love, before he passed on.

Hidan: *scoffs* You’re holdin’ out for a dead dude? C’mon, sugar … *puts his arm around Konan’s shoulders* I’D take so much better care of ya than some —

A deep, eerie voice from behind: Either get your filthy hand off of my girl, or I’ll “take care” of YOU … right into the grave!

*Hidan takes off running*

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu: Was … was that real?

Konan: Yes. He’s real and he’s awfully protective. For example, he just gets infuriated if he thinks I’m spending my own money to feed everyone else …

Kakuzu: N-no … of course not, Konan! *reaches in his pocket and hands over his wallet* G-get whatever you need, don’t worry about the cost. I’m just … I’m just going to sit against this wall here and try to slow my heartbeats down. T-take your time!

Konan, speaking quietly as she goes into the market: Thanks, Yahi. I was really craving steak tonight.