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So... you're taking the scrolls out on hold without permission hm? How fast are you planning to pick reading up? Ahahaha

<Three months later>

'Hey Elisa, remember those scrolls you were ordered to escort to the museum? Here you go.'

'That was a while ago. How did you go about finding them?!'

DEFINITELYTHE BALLAD OF JANE DOE I LOVE HER 🩷🩷🩷💥💥💥💥 JANE DOE ART SOON I PROMISE. SOON

A Vision

Garnets

And

Star Wars

Fun fact: Anakin Skywalkers father was basically a solid projection of the Force itself. He's a Demigod in the purest sense of the word.

He is also HIGHLY stressed. Like the abandoned tiger cub being raised by some well meaning people as an 'unusually large house cat'. They ARE NOT giving him the right environment. Its not their fault- they don't know HOW to properly raise a tiger, they're doing their best! Unfortunately, like most cases of people raising a wild animal as a pet, it is going to end with someone getting mauled and the tiger being shot. In this case, the 'someone' is the whole Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic as a whole.

But?

Before that happens?

Enter Doomdad and Co!

How'd they get there? Who knows? They're there now! And one of the first things they sense is?

Baby!

Tiny Baby!

Tiny Highly Distressed Baby!

Save Baby!

Imagine. You are Anakin Skywalker. Chosen One of the Jedi. You're on a secret date with your secret wife Padme when suddenly? PORTAL! Right under you! You and your wife drop through and land in front of what looks like a HUGE Mandolorian and a GIANT monster. Both of them feel... weird in the Force. Not Dark, not Sith. Just... WEIRD. A young lady pokes her head out from behind the giant guy. "Hello, you are being rescued, please don't resist!"

Months go by living with these people. Talking. Learning. Sparing. Recreational Hutt murder (that was Anakins favorite part!) Your wife now has a giant guard wolf. You own a fucking DRAGON! You actually like it BETTER than the Jedi Order- None of that 'Wa-wa you can't marry the love of your life because Jedi shouldn't have attachments!' Its great, honestly! You even made friends with some Mandolorians (who REALLY like the Doomslayer and the Night Sentinels- Lily has been proposed to like five times already!) Then the Jedi show up.

WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN?! THEY HAVE ALL BEEN WORRIED SICK! WHY ARE YOU IN ARMOR ANAKIN? IS THAT A DRAGON?! WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN FEEDING THESE MANDOS?!

One long explanation later, almost everyone has calmed down. The Jedi are facepalming. Like, they're glad Anakin has calmed down and all, but did you HAVE to kidnap him and Padme? (Would you guys have listened to us?... Touchè). We'll, its become clear that Anakin isnt coming back to the Jedi Order. They accept that- not everyone fits in there, and Anakin is a grown adult. He can make his own choices. Just... be good, ok? Course he will, the Slayer will beat his ass! Speaking of which, let him introduce you to his new family!

By the end of it, Obi-Wan and Valen have become friends, R2D2 and Vega are planing a Droid uprising (while C3PO is trying in vain to stop them), and Yoda and Bastet are watching the chaos unfold together.

And on the other side of the Galaxy, Chancellor Palpatine is being haunted by visions of a man with red eyes telling him to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIS GRANDSON.