You instigating Itoshi Sae dating rumours
a/n: this idea came to me when I was about to sleep And I just had to write it , also reader's username is based of w2e🥹✌️ part 2→ here
Synopsis: reader uses their free will
Tags: itoshi sae x reader! fem reader! reader is chronically online! crack! swearing!
Being hard launched as Sae's wife girlfriend was not on your bingo card. Imagine scrolling through your twitter feed and seeing a thread titled 'itoshi Sae's actual girlfriend 🧵' usually the theories of were so far fetched that you personally instigated half of the conspiracies. However this post in particular had a suspiciously high amount of engagement, with over thirty thousand people retweeting it.
Clicking the post, you get the wind practically knocked out of your precious lungs. In notable high quality was a short clip of Sae fixing the lip gloss smudged on the side of your lips, with a fond expression gracing his face. Soft and unguarded around you. Sae's stoicism shattered with this one video. Luckily you wore a hoodie covering majority of your face, with a few frames capturing your entire face. It was only a matter of time before they actually uncovered your identity— so you did what any normal person would do in times like these... troll.
You scroll down to the replies;
@ropesaroundastatue replied to @newgen11updates: y'all talking about everything but soccer🤣🤣
@appleongreentrees replied to @newgen11updates: they're lowkey ugly ass hell🫣
^@leztheratsdoe replied to @appleongreentrees and @newgen11updates: girl you projecting so hard. We can barely see their face😭
^@earthtoyn replied to @appleongreentrees: Dont let them silence you, they're definitely ugly under there. They don't even deserve Sae fr.
@gvirla replied to @newgen11updates: Bro when did photoshopping get this good?
@pirateluffy67 replied to @newgen11updates: you guys are so unemployed 🫣
@cybertruckhater45 replied to @newgen11updates: I don't think think Sae has a girlfriend, he would have told us if he did
^@frankofeansalbumwhen replied to @cybertruckhater45 and @newgen11updates: bro we are not entitled to know he has a girlfriend 😭😭
^^ @judeduartesrealwife replied to @cybertruckhater45 and @newgen11updates: This is why Sae rarely posts, y'all do this😭😭
@appleofgojo6eyes replied to @newgen11updates: babe you should probably delete this...
@jcpskzfan replied to @newgen11updates: there goes my soccer fine shyt 🚶
@haechanonice replied to @newgen11updates: aww good for him
Sae sitting on the couch could hear the your snickering bouncing off the wall as you responded to the Twitter thread. Usually he was not concerned with you laughing but with how amused you were, it was a cause of concern. You were even kicking your feet, as you laid with your torso on Sae's lap.
Turning his head he looked at you with the most unimpressed expression and sighed. "You realise you are indirectly insulting yourself, right?"
"Shhh! not here kitten whiskers, daddy, will discuss this later."
Sae visibly shudders at the cringey nickname. Till this day he never knew what you were referencing. The judgemental stare never fades as you type your next reply.
@saeisthebestnewgen11 replied to @newgen11updates: Aww look at the way he looks at her. Lord I have seen what you have done for others. 😞🙏
^@earthtoyn replied to @saeisthebestnewgen11 and @newgen11updates: Im crine, performative male final boss✌️
^^@narusasuyuri1 replied to @earthtoyn, @saeisthebestnewgen11 and @newgen11updates: he's not going to pick you.
"Since when am I performative? What is the point of doing this?"
"Hush, Sae. I am doing something very important."
Your shenanigans unfortunately never ceased. Your entire fyp was littered with edits of Sae with the most toe curling songs options. You would religiously fawn over them as if the subject of the edit wasn't sleeping beside you every night, occasionally you would save some of them onto your phone despite the look of annoyance etched on Sae's face as you did it.
Today was no different, a Itoshi Sae edit to the song "cherry waves" by Deftones blessed you, videos of Sae running across the field with the intention of scoring, The edit flowing with the rhythm of the song, a few clips of him swiping off sweat with his gloved hand, the audience oblivious to the ring beneath it.
Opening the comment section you immediately hit with thousands of people giving their replies.
@peepswaggytod: I need him so bad, fuck his girlfriend
^ @earthtoyn: take him, he's yours 💓
@diamondsbrillitant: fucking congratulations to however is getting that every night.
@shidourysei✓: cracking that 🥹✌️
@dopeanddiamondsldr: Him to cherry waves is so peak 😣
@d1msihater: I wonder if he watches his edits...
^@earthtoyn: definitely does and kicks his feet to them 🗣️
^^@sssaekick: source: trust me bro.
Sae hated not having control of announcing his own marriage. He hated the idea that someone out there was intentionally invading his private life just to find out if he had a partner or not.
So rather than having you being announced unintentionally he decided to take matters into his own hands, obviously at the advice of his PR team. He personally picked out a photo of the two of you, his favourite one being a wedding photo taken just after the officiant announced the two of you as husband and wife. One Just after he kissed you, with you smiling fondly at him. He drafted an Instagram post, with caption being the date the two of you married with a red heart and most importantly with an account being tagged @earthtoyn and posted it.
Just a few hours later, you came across a new thread titled '🧵 of Sae's wife participating in Sae's dating rumours despite being married'
