#wyd?

Its the future you're in your 60s and married. You're in decent shape except you're impotent. In the future everyone has a humanoid robot that does chores and other things (sexual if wanted by the owners). Your robot suggests sleeping with your wife to keep her satisfied since you cannot.... wyd???

You about to freaky with ya new nigga.. he tells you he prefers to have sex with music. You're thinking its gonna be some R&B or something sexy. He plays Many Men on repeat and even raps the lyrics during sex... wyd?

You wake up to find a tiny snowman smoking a cigarette on your front lawn

You're offered 15 million to ride in a replica of the Ocean Gate submarine... if you survive. If not, a family member of your choice receives the money (you can split it between a few members)... wyd??

Ya dating a new shawty... things are going well. Yall head back to your place after a dinner date. Things heat up, and you tell her you wanna spank her. She agrees... after 3 spanks, a turd flies out. She apologizes and says she was nervous... wyd??