#wuahahaha

Sé que he estado hiper desaparecida desde que volví del viaje, ¡lo siento! Han pasado cosas y, bueno, no tenía la cabeza para escribir (ni para nada, en general). Ya todo se va asentando y estoy mejor, así que empezaré a pagar deudas roleras a partir de esta tarde.

Os doy las gracias por la paciencia a todos/as.

Ok, you know those movies like American pie? Or those high school boys movies in general? Follow me on this (Warnings: Samifier(Don’t get happy about that) Destiel, Sabriel, AngelFangs)

So, going off of the most common trope, Dean, Castiel, Gabriel, and Gadreel make a virginity pact. For some reason or another, they’re all virgins in their junior year of college. Dean decides that they need to help each other out, so they all vow to help each other get laid. 

Castiel is afraid to tell Dean that the only one he wants to frick is Dean, so he allows everyone to set him up on all of these awful dates with random women. 

Gabriel, as everyone knows, has his eyes locked on Dean’s little brother, Sam, but he’s already taken by this abusive douchebag named Lucifer. Gabe’s been pursuing him like crazy, and when he notices Sam with a black eye, he goes to kick Lucifer’s ass....and ends up with a matching black eye.

Dean is fighting his sexuality as if it were trying to kill him. Women. He likes women. He likes the general form of a woman. No, he was not staring at Castiel’s body -- nice and thick from years of football and track -- he was making sure that his outfit looked nice for his date. Dean never mentions that he’s never even tried to lose his virginity. 

Gadreel wants to focus on his studies, but when professor Benny Lafitte hears about this virginity pact, he gladly assists in the process (Woo Gadreel is the first to lose it!)

One down, three to go. Gabriel is sick of Dean and Castiel tip-toeing around each other, so he locks them in a closet. They have a very hetereosexual conversation about their relationship. NO  they didn’t almost kiss! Their lips were cold!!!

Specifically Olivia and Cassandra because I’m really feeling them right now