#wow elf

Wich is a complet lie because there Extremly texture sensetiv. They always wear the exact same coat because they only like this coat and the Second they need to wear any ohters coat they get very stiff and uncomfortable. You would think the coat is slowly Killing them by pealing of there skin whit how stiff they get

Like one time a dragon friend of theres puts some type of crown on there head for fun and they look like they got the death stiffnes all over again

".......Waht is this?"

"its a crown! I think you could use some accecorys for once"

They touch it very carfuley like its going to kill them

"Its *itchy*"

"oh it is? I actuly choes soft Material-"

" Its so *itchy*. I-hmmmmmmmmmmmmm*MMMMMMMMMMM*"

"Are you good?"

Lor'themar: You are far faster than any of my Couriers so I need you to find and inform evryone.

Iris: Truly? I find it hard to belive they arent faster than me considering the seeing Aspekt, my Lord Regent

Lor'themar: Iris, Where is turalyon currently?

Iris: I dont-

Lor'themar: Dont try to lie to me.

Iris: .....Down stairs. He is shifting in Frustration wich makes his amor click. His smell also lingers.

Lor'themar: And I couldnt hear anything of taht, I touhgt he left. Now go, inform evryone of the Situation and come back to report to me.

Iris Letting out a shige: As whised.

But Nobody knows its on purpuse so peopel think there just dens and I Imagen it would be quite funny when peopel ask them about it

Thalyssra : Waht do you think of the elf fellow?

Iris: Wich one?

Thalyssra: The one taht just spoke to you

Iris: I dont have any particular Touhgts About him

Thalyssra : Truly? Nothing negativ?

Iris: No.

Thalyssra: Then why did you reject him coming whit you?

Iris: A kind offer but I prefer Traveling alone.

Thalyssra: Prehaps he wanted to spend some time whit you

Iris: Clearly but I had no intrested

Thalyssra: Im Starting to wonder if your purpusfuly dens

Iris: I am.

Thalyssra:Wait, Really?

Iris: Yes. Rejections are exhosting so I just ignore any advances

I didn't mean it to come accrose as me being dence but I didn't care enouhg to Change it expesely since its not somthing I have to do offent

Thalyssra: It dose make more sens, It was hard to belive taht you didn't understand the subel Flirts considering your observent Nature

Iris: Observent? I am but a sympel undead lacking eyes, its a far to high word for me.

Thalyssra: You act dosent work on me, Master hunter

Iris: Yet you where fooled by my oblivous act.

Thalyssra: So you admit taht your a talented desiver?

Iris: Its not hard considering I barley have faceiel Expressions now.

Thalyssra: Still requers skill and your subel cockyness showed taht you know taht

Iris: Uhg.