At work last night I started a meme about needing a man to "whisk me away to Florida, help me repopulate my hometown with good, strong, passionate, warm-blooded Floridians, build our own champion breed, and make Florida great again." And tbh even though it started out as a joke, the more I think about it...that sounds like actual goals? xD

Workplace notes Another one of my workplace notes that I randomly leave to express gratitude or frustration with my coworkers in my department. Technically I work 2 departments at the same time Produce and Floral so when it comes to floral I'm a one woman army. The guys never touch my stuff but on this rare occasion they put my stuff away at night when I couldn't due to getting totally slammed in produce. So this was my "Thank you" note.

So today was my last day at work. I left my coworkers a little parting gift to remember me by. This idea was months in the planning, though only a few days in creation. In all, about 40 Clippy's now lie scattered around the office and warehouse, some with quotes some without. I have a feeling it may take them at least a few weeks to find them all. Have fun with that my friends. Creation Crew: My sister who is not on tumblr Creative Quote Geniuses: @just-mango and @mellomadness Moral Support Team: @dannyisreal I can't post pictures of all of them due to the large quantity but here are some of my personal favorites.

Unveiling Kevin, the fridge's hidden gem!

Welcome newbies... post-caffeine!

Lazy hacks for the win!