#workemails

Last work day of this year.. #2021 #adios #wfhlife #workemails (at Oregon City, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYHeeWPvBfGYf7ApVwVOEAO5c8ZQRp27nk5IoQ0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Work e-mail - CC 📥📨📤📩 . #work #email #workemails #CC #boss #chief #guilt #youknow #youknew #online #dosomething #embarrassing #online #powermove #helpful #useful #meh #embarrass #prove #proof #whydontyoudosomething #fun #funny https://www.instagram.com/p/CGL6fZ8MsKs/?igshid=1k0g153amqtaf

You don’t even think twice before you throw my ass out on the frontlines now. I’m a pawn. Cannon fodder. Butt naked and armed with a squirt gun that’s filled to the brim with insultingly transparent enthusiasm. Oh, really? You’re that fired up about Gabe’s oatmeal raisin cookies in the break room? You’re not fooling anybody that you “dream about those bad boys!” The same “bad boys!” you’ve described in private as “having the texture and taste of a Halloween mask of a witch.” . No. Forget that. You’ve used me to death and stripped away any potential credibility that I once had. Every time you tell one of your team members that they’re a “rockstar!” just remember that I’m the Oscar-caliber actor that has to go out there with the cameras rolling and read that SciFi script you wrote on a bender sophomore year of college with absolute sincerity. It’s garbage, man. . I remember way back when you first started to use me. You were timid. Scared, even. And motherfucker, you should have been. I’m the Exclamation Mark. I’m an Ifrit you need to think twice about before calling up from the depths of hell to give your words some balls. If I had it my way, pressing “shift + 1” would be like launching a missile during the cold war. You’re going to have to get approval from the President and call in a buddy to turn two keys at the same time before slapping me into an email. . Article by Mac Faber #workemails #workemail #exclamation #exclamationmark #enoughalready #periodpositive https://www.instagram.com/p/B-DMg7ig5Kx/?igshid=r76zalq9npub

Back home to bed and snuggles she goes, grateful that she has the time to enjoy them.

Just because our Fall Body Project is over doesn't mean we are going to stop throwing out some challenges 😜😜⠀ ⠀ We challenge you to go out and ENJOY your weekend. Turn off your phone, put away the technology and truly enjoy and experience what is around you.⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ .⠀ #challenge #work #workemails #nowork #enjoy #holidays #christmas #yyc #yycliving #training #health #exercise #instagood #active #best #gym #love #instamood #instasport #justdoit #photooftheday #fitness #picoftheday #train #loveit #sports #fitfluential (at Calgary, Alberta)

Life of a CorpGoth. Yes, I actually sent these emails to my colleagues. Part 2. The Freezer. Read the ridiculousness on my blog. Link in my bio. #corporategoth #workemails #BecauseNiceBootsCostMoney