#woops!

Relationships: Bang Chan x fem!reader

Genre: flirting, getting together, pre-relationship, secret identities

Summary: Your bestie met a cute guy in a bar and decided to give him *your* number, because she thinks you'd be great together.

You've had a rough time with dating in the past, no one ever really clicking like you wanted them to, but maybe this was a sign from the universe that this guy was meant for you.

Hopefully.

A/N: *ahem* this is the most self-indulgent ass fic I will ever write. It's also the first Chan x Reader fic i'm posting which is WILD cause this is my ult LOL, and it's also my first solo artist smau and multi-part series smau. We're doin all the firsts today!! But have fun being me cause LOL normally I make the reader vague when I can but this girl even has my degree and side hustles, she's just doing it better than me 🤪

(the dog photos used in this fic are also taken by me irl!)

Enjoy!

(masterlist) | (part 2)

hen: at this point, we’re going to have to force it out of them.

chimney: wait…

hen: i have an idea!

hen, walking over to buck: hey, i have a question.

buck: shoot!

hen: which do you think is better, moose or deer?

buck: oh! maybe deer?

hen, walking away: what did you say?

buck, yelling: DEER!

eddie: WHAT?

chimney: henrietta the genius you are.

realization

(screenshot redraw, original below cut)

Zuko Plot 216: 'Tis Time for Torture, Prince Zuko

Instead of being banished, Zuko was just removed from the line of succession, and drilled even harder to become a general in the war. He is still a prince, but only in name. While leading a siege, Zuko is captured by the resistance and spirited away to their secret stronghold. Surely they plan to pump him for information on the Fire Nation in order to win the war!

Zuko has been trained for years to withstand torture, his father did the training himself. Punishment for failing was always worse than what the suffering to get the information would be in the first place. So needless to say, if the fire lord can put his own son through that kind of pain (and claim to be holding back "unlike those rebel scum would do for him"), Zuko is sure he can withstand ANYTHING the Resistance can do to him!

He remains immovable and silent as he's passed through interrogators. No amount of threats from a spitfire earther named Jet, or shows of strength from a fearsome waterbender named Katara will break his will!

And then they send the Avatar…

Zuko tenses up ready for the pain and the attacks. The first two tormentors may have kept their hands to themselves and simply tried to intimidate him, but this man, Aang, had the power of ALL the elements at his disposal. Zuko is certain he will die for his country this night…

And then he doesn't?

Instead of trying to scare him or attack him, Aang just… starts being weirdly nice to him? Must be an attempt to get him to drop his guard! When Zuko simple clams up more, Aang sighs and declares he didn't want to do this, but it looks like it's Time for Torture.

Zuko is tempted with sweets and delicacies, kind words and soft cute animals and it's… it's not what he was expecting. He has no defense for this??? He's not even being starved! They feed him regularly, so why is it SOO tempting to give in for the sizzling delight of fresh made cinnamon fireflakes, or the offer to cuddle with Aang's flying lemur, Momo. Or a ride on Appa the flying bison!?

It doesn't help that… when trying to be spiteful Zuko spat the most innocuous secret he could think of, about his father's shoe size no less, Aang still gave him the reward? It.. it just doesn't make sense! What is WRONG with these people!? They'll never win a war like this! Why aren't they ACTUALLY torturing him!?

Zuko gets so frustrated he inexplicably tries to torture HIMSELF just to show Aang how to do it and Aang panics and stops him from hurting himself. "We don't want to HURT you! Violence only begets violence! We just want to know how to end this war peacefully."

"B-but that doesn't make SENSE!?"

Aang feels so bad for Zuko and starts taking him out of his cell to mingle with the rest of the resistance under the guise of "more torture", Zuko is torn because now he's getting to KNOW these people and they're all so nice to him? But he was a GENERAL! he was leading armies to attack and kill them! Even his own FATHER isn't this kind to him! WHY would his enemies be!?

It starts getting harder and harder to even remember they ARE enemies, until Zuko ends up getting inexplicably rescued by his Sister's elite team and brought back to the Caldera to be grilled and punished for any secrets he revealed and letting himself get captured in the first place.

Zuko finally realizes how bad things are when he returns and after seeing the alternative he simply can't condone this war any more. He turns traitor and steals away into the night back to the resistance. This time, he's willing to help! The war will be over soon, he will make sure of that.

omegaverse but its normal for omegas to “help each other out”

growing up mack and connor were there for each other during each others first heats cuddling each other in their nests and rubbing each others stomachs to help the cramps and pain due to the changes in their bodies

and as they got older how they helped each other through their heats changed too

it starts with curious hands slipping down panties after one of them begs the other for help for comfort and being met with soft folds dripping in slick continues on with them panting into each others mouths tongues shyly meeting and ends and begins with one on top of the other fucking their pussy back into an eager mouth sweet moans spilling out from both of their open mouths

it is also not uncommon for omegas in the nhl to continue that practice into their careers to decrease the risk of mating and unwanted pregnancies

so will and fraser were content to watch on the sidelines while their omegas who were deep in each of their heats (they take suppressants to sync their heats during long breaks or the off season) got lost in each others bodies in their nest

grinding their pussies on their thighs moaning into each others mouths and mouthing at the scent glands on the others necks and inner thighs

will and frasers favorite position of theirs is when theyre laying side by side with their heads thrown back and bodies on display for their alphas while they play with the other’s pussy fingering the tight wet hole and flicking at the others clit until slick was squirting out wetting the towels they put under themselves in preparation

and will and fraser could do nothing but watch gripping desperately at their knots to keep their orgasms at bay as the omegas kept going switching between who was on top riding the others tongue until they were trembling

of course the omegas couldnt just leave their alphas hanging so they finished off by sucking their alphas deep until the tips hit the back of their throats not being able to resist the carnal desire having a taste of alpha cum on their tongue and down their throat