Jul 15
holy shit that took FOREVER. also the insurance lady was 4 feet tall, wearing genuine louboutins, a tan houndstooth skirt suit tailored to miniskirt length, about 400 lbs of jewellery, 3 watches, makeup done to the gods, hair pinned, custom world cup nails with the italian flag (italy is not in the world cup). and for what. to work in a dumpy 80s strip mall. serving cunt AND serving papers. every time the a/c kicked on the lights flickered and the power to her monitor (VGA, not HDMI) cut briefly. she kept it rolling. didn't miss a fuckin beat. rattling off NATO phonetic alphabet. god. sally if you're reading this never change
