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Random Conversation #8

teacher: Does it make sense for a woman to take her husband's last name after marriage, and for children to take their father's last name after being born?

random classmate: (agrees and quotes the Bible and says husbands are the head of the household and their wives should listen to their commands)

me internally: welp, guess i'm atheist now

me externally: don't worry, i'll just get a wife instead!

my classmates: (dying)

#itsfunny #imactuallybi #but #wittyoneliners #aremything

wittyoneliners replied to your post:I really enjoyed star trek beyond simon pegg was...

I SAID IT WAS FANTASTIC. Also yo BEASTIE BOYS

OMG WHEN THAT MUSIC STARTED, I WAS GRINNING SO HARD, THAT WAS PERFECT

#wittyoneliners #star trek spoilers #and the 'fight the power' was particularly apt too

wittyoneliners replied to your post:omfg my sister is playing on my own from les mis...

IT’S A DATE. A WEEPY TISSUES MAKE IT BETTER DATE. WHEN WE GONNA DO THIS?

HOW ABOUT...THURSDAY NIGHT?

#wittyoneliners #or whatever day works for you really #any time after 11pm usually works for me

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me: talks to the same person on 2+ platforms at the same time

#wittyoneliners #when one IM just isn't enough #brotp: drift compatible

brotp: drift compatible

me: [watching the last 30 minutes on tv] Is it bad that I only know the plot of Pretty Woman because of a like 35,000 word Destiel AU that I read in 2011

me: Or maybe that was the 80k fic i don't recall

riley: ..... no...

riley: bc same bro *cough*

me: ARE YOU SERIOUS

riley: I never watched it bruh! and I remeber a fan fic or two or twenty

me: Aha I THINK this was the one

me: [links to a livejournal fic]

riley: OH MY GOD

#Im sorry i had to its just so FUNNY TO ME #THE EXACT SAME FIC #brotp: drift compatible #wittyoneliners #we've been on the same wavelength for years omg #even when we didn't discuss non-heterosexual ships because of our extremely religious highschool program #we were SAME #actually i bet we both found it the same way too #through that girl's destiel fic rec masterlist #that's how I was able to find it this time #in order to link to it

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Random Conversation #8

teacher: Does it make sense for a woman to take her husband's last name after marriage, and for children to take their father's last name after being born?

random classmate: (agrees and quotes the Bible and says husbands are the head of the household and their wives should listen to their commands)

me internally: welp, guess i'm atheist now

me externally: don't worry, i'll just get a wife instead!

my classmates: (dying)

#itsfunny #imactuallybi #but #wittyoneliners #aremything

wittyoneliners replied to your post:I really enjoyed star trek beyond simon pegg was...

I SAID IT WAS FANTASTIC. Also yo BEASTIE BOYS

OMG WHEN THAT MUSIC STARTED, I WAS GRINNING SO HARD, THAT WAS PERFECT

#wittyoneliners #star trek spoilers #and the 'fight the power' was particularly apt too

wittyoneliners replied to your post:omfg my sister is playing on my own from les mis...

IT’S A DATE. A WEEPY TISSUES MAKE IT BETTER DATE. WHEN WE GONNA DO THIS?

HOW ABOUT...THURSDAY NIGHT?

#wittyoneliners #or whatever day works for you really #any time after 11pm usually works for me

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

me: talks to the same person on 2+ platforms at the same time

#wittyoneliners #when one IM just isn't enough #brotp: drift compatible

brotp: drift compatible

me: [watching the last 30 minutes on tv] Is it bad that I only know the plot of Pretty Woman because of a like 35,000 word Destiel AU that I read in 2011

me: Or maybe that was the 80k fic i don't recall

riley: ..... no...

riley: bc same bro *cough*

me: ARE YOU SERIOUS

riley: I never watched it bruh! and I remeber a fan fic or two or twenty

me: Aha I THINK this was the one

me: [links to a livejournal fic]

riley: OH MY GOD

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