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Kenric: (laughing) I would die for you, man

Oralie: No, no, no, I'd try to die for you, okay? Come on, let's be real, out of the two of us-

Kenric: No, I would die for you, I'm serious, I would die for you

Oralie: We ain't going anywhere anytime soon, come on

Kenric: I died for you.

Oralie: We would- we- wha- n- come on, don't say that, man, it's fine

Kenric: I died for you.

Oralie: (laughing) what're you- what're you saying? What're- What're you-...

Kenric: I died for you.

Oralie: What?

Kenric: I'm dead because of you.

Oralie: Wait, wait, what does-

Kenric: I died for you. (repeating, overlapping) I died for you

Oralie: (overlapping previous line) Stop, I can't- stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

(Kenric's audio cuts)

Oralie: What are you doing in my house? What are you doing in my house?

Sophie: I- I could've done something different!

Oralie (overlapping): Calm- calm down- No-

Sophie: I could've said something!

Oralie: You couldn't have-

Sophie: I could've done something!

Oralie: You couldn't have done anything for him.

Sophie (overlapping): I could've saved him! I could've saved him!

Oralie: Look at me!

Sophie: [sobbing]

Oralie: Y'know what, I'm just gonna leave, because I keep making myself a fool, I-I mean I don't even like you but my brain, it keeps saying

Oralie & Kenric: I just really like your face.

Oralie: What?

Kenric: You don't have to look so happy.

Oralie: Oh, I'm sorry.

Kenric: I'm not really into love that you flaunt in some glittery font.

Oralie: What if that's what I want?

Kenric (overlapping): But if that's what you want, make it snappy.

Oralie: I'll go quickly.

Kenric: I just feel so out of place.

Oralie: We'll, if that's the case, then I'll just leave you alone, then.

Kenric: We'll except for when you're near me.

Oralie: Oh really?

Kenric: When you're gone I'm like a

Oralie & Kenric: plant with no root, or a song that's on mute.

Oralie: Aw, that's so cute!

Kenric (overlapping): Don't you dare call it cute! You should fear me!

Oralie: Oh, so scary.

Oralie & Kenric: And if the world was perfect, you would've never

Oralie: been circling my brain.

Kenric (overlapping): invaded my space.

Oralie & Kenric: But since the world's obsessed with saying "psych",

Kenric: now I like your stupid face.

Kenric: I just really hate your face

Oralie: You look like you're from outer space

Kenric: Though I know that won't surprise you

Oralie: So I must antagonize you

Kenric: But to me your skin is one giant wart, and your laugh's one big snort, and you stink, so in short

Oralie: (overlapping previous line) Thought I'd let you know

Oralie & Kenric: I despise you

Kenric: You disgrace the elven [human] race

Oralie: My apologies, your grace

Kenric: 'Cause you're more of a mosquito

Oralie: I could kick you to Toledo

Kenric: I would rather have the dentist and drill than the swine and the swill, and if you were a bill, I would veto

Oralie: (overlapping previous line) I could murder you and live life incognito

Kenric: If this is what you call a honeymoon, pacing around our separate rooms, running from our elaborate ruse, we're doomed.

Oralie: Kenric [Daphne]

Kenric: Please forgive me, your grace.

Oralie: Your grace-

Kenric: Can't even look me in the face! And now I must lie in the mess you made.

Oralie: The mess we made!