#winter2025

Obito: No thanks, Bakashi. I love spicy food.

Kakashi: … Yes? Did you not hear me say it was chili??

Obito: Yeaaah. No offense but I don’t think you’ll be able to make it up to my standards. I can see your chili being “mild” at best.

Kakashi: *offers a spoonful to Obito* Just try some and see. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. Obito: *scoffs* Okay, okay, if you insist. *lifts the spoon to his lips* But I doubt that — mmmmph!

Kakashi: … Obito? Obito???

*later, in the Leaf hospital*

Kushina, holding an unconscious Obito’s hand: I swear I can’t leave you boys alone for a single minute, without you trying to kill each other!

Kakashi: Kushina-san! I wasn’t trying to kill him! He likes spicy food, I was trying to be nice!

Kushina: By putting TWELVE DEATH REAPER PEPPERS in your food?! Good God, how are YOU still alive??

Kakashi: Part of my Anbu training. Minato-sensei had all of us eating super hot food like this all the time, to simulate enemy torture tactics. If we cried or fainted, we’d be forced to take baths in pepper-water.

Kushina: