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ft. optimus, tarn, soundwave, shockwave and windblade
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optimus prime
Now this guy is the definition of BDE. He walks around knowing heâs wielding a weapon of mass destruction, but heâs humble about it. The first time you saw it, pulsing with light, bobbing between his legs at an outstanding 8 inches, with a girth you can only just about grab entirely, you were speechless. Its length is blue, with a red tip. There are two strips of biolights that run vertically on the underside.
Intimidating, but mouthwatering. He isnât a Prime for nothing, after all. Donât worry, heâll make sure youâre prepped to take him.
tarn
Heâs got a fat, chubby spike that bullies through your walls. His tip is thick and drags wonderfully against your most sensitive spots. He always needs to go through a lot of prep work to get you ready for him, otherwise your tightness practically chokes him. He has his digits and glossa squirming and scissoring inside you until youâre sobbing and begging for him to fuck you.
His pink biolight spiral down his black spike. It always looks so pretty when itâs lit up. Watching it slip in and out of you is addictive. It curves downwards and sits at roughly 6-7 inches.
soundwave
6 inches, perfectly sleek and efficient for your needs. It fits nicely in your hand, making it easy to pleasure every part of him. He knows how to use it, thatâs for sure. Itâs dark blue with yellow accents flickered up the length to make it look like a missile.
Heâs also incredibly leaky. He dribbles prefluid all the time, he just canât help it. He overloads more than anyone else on this list. It stands pretty straight, but sometimes droops downwards if heâs got a lot on his mind.
shockwave
Monster fuckers, come get yâall juice. If youâve read my chemical desires series for Shockwave, youâll already know what Iâm about to say. This freak has his spike decked out with all the most mouthwatering features. Barbs, ribbed textures, a knotted base. Itâs your personal toy, catered perfectly with you in mind.
Itâs dark purple and without any biolights. He spares no centimetre for such decorations, not when the space could be better utilised with other features.
Itâs thick, but your fingers do touch when you wrap your hand around it. He can adjust it accordingly (in line with what you need), but itâs naturally about 6.5 inches. It curves upwards, so he always knocks against your sweet spot when youâre in missionary.
Shockwave, logically, only sees his spike as a tool to please you. Thatâs all it does for him, anyway. So, he sees to it that it has every addition for you. He makes you cum in no time, and always strives to pull multiple orgasms from you each session.
windblade
Like the rest of her, itâs extraordinarily pretty. Another one that curves upwards, is about 7 inches in length and slender. Itâs a cherry red, with blue centre panels that run parallel up the topside. The underside has strips of blue biolights which remain static. There are silver accents that separate the panels. Sheâs always polished and shiny, she takes a lot of pride in her spike and maintains it beautifully.
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Synopsis: How the bots comfort you during a migraine.
CW/TW: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, I will block you. Gender neutral human reader, suitable for afab and amab readers. Mentions of migraines, headaches, pain, medicine, and pills. Bots being caring and maybe a little overprotective. Windblade uses her abilities to help you, but donât ask me how that works, lol
Characters: Windblade, First Aid, Brainstorm, Perceptor
Windblade uses her cityspeaker abilities to help soothe your migraines. Her voice and presence feel alien at first, having someone inside your mind something youâre not very used to, but it ends up being very comforting. She wonât tell you how sheâs taking some of your pain away, by applying it to herself instead. She hadnât even known her abilities could work this way on humans but Primus is she glad they do now.
Having now felt the pain of a migraine as well, sheâs always quick to roll you into bed and shut the lights off to ease the pain. Sheâll grab you some water and pain meds, maybe a hot water bottle just in case you need it. Cuddles are a must, whether you want to lay on her chassis and listen to her internal systems low hum and let that soothe you, or if you want her to lay on your chest and let you hold her- either way, cuddles are on the menu when you arenât feeling well.
Sheâll massage your temples with her servos, âIs that too much pressure?â She asks Nautica for any information she has on human ailments, more specifically migraines and headaches. Sheâd fly to any planet herself to bring you back some meds if she knew theyâd help. She sets herself up with a holoavatar so she can go to the pharmacy for you when you guys are on Earth, stopping at the convenience store to bring back your favorite snacks.
First Aid
First Aid is a doctor, need I say more? Everything you need is right there for you in an instant, and if he can heâll even switch shifts with Velocity so he has more time to take care of you. If he canât switch shifts, heâll set up a place for you in his office so he can monitor you until he feels youâre ready to go. Stopping by between his patients to rub your back and give you a hug before his duties call to him again.
He goes full doctor mode when you start having a migraine, and you can catch him muttering about your symptoms under his vent. He doesnât know as much about humans as his predecessor Ratchet, yet. Thatâs an important distinction to make because the first time you tell him about your chronic migraines, heâs consuming every piece of information he can possibly find on the subject.
Whisking you away from work and you better not even attempt to leave your bed until heâs given the doctors okay. He condemns people to bed rest for way less, donât try him. Some may call him overly-cautious, but in truth itâs nice to have such a partner. He listens to how youâre feeling, noting your words in his personal datapad for future reference.
He can be a bit strict about you taking pain meds when youâre supposed to, but heâs sweet about it. Cupping your cheek in his servo and tilting your head up so he can do the work for you, some of it anyway. Water, snacks, lights off, heâll even turn the air con/heater (that he had custom installed just for you) off if you ask so itâs as quiet as possible. If he really canât stay by your side the entire time, a reality that pains him like none other, heâll send one of the medical drones to keep you company in his stead.
Brainstorm
Brainstorm feels powerless with your migraines and hates that. He might even panic a bit when you first describe them to him. He wishes he could just invent something that would prevent migraines from ever occurring in the first place because thereâs nothing worse than seeing you in pain.
Even a failed experiment is more desirable than feeling your EM field in agony and not being able to do anything about it. Especially when all you do is ask for him to cuddle you and turn the lights off, sitting in silence as a last ditch effort to feel comfortable again.
He doesnât know too much about human biology but heâll sooner offline then give up on learning everything he can to take care of you. Water? Check. Snacks? Check. Does he need to synthesize medications that are actually safe for you onboard the ship? He can do that, anything for you.
If you say heâs doing a good job or making you feel better heâs practically putty in your palms, his wings idling at the praise. They snap back to normal the second he senses youâre not feeling well though, quick to drop whatever he was doing previously to scoop you up and take you back to your habsuite for a relaxing hot shower.
Perceptor
Perceptor is microscope husband and pampers you constantly already, but that only increases when you arenât feeling well. He struggles with knowing what to do but heâs a fast learner. He asks Ratchet many questions about human biology given that heâs spent so much time on Earth. Water, medicine, quiet and comfort? He can do that. Heâll pay any exorbitant price Swindle cons him out of for the human goods that might comfort you. Medicines, snacks from home, extra soft things, even entertainment to distract you.
He becomes in tune with the signs of your migraines before you even get them, over time. Says he can sense when one is coming on and wonât wait until itâs bad to start pampering you. You better not be trying to work through them because heâs not having any of that. Heâs not above laying on you to prevent you from getting out of bed.
Urges you to drink plenty of water with your meds so they donât hurt your body over time, read about what happens when humans take pills on an empty stomach too often and heâs a bit terrified of that now. Doesnât enjoy feeling like heâs demanding things of you but wants you to take care of yourself, as much as he loves pampering you.
Oh, and this is neither here nor there, but Perceptor is definitely NOT the type to let you get away with just drinking a coffee throughout the day and nothing else- so good luck with that buddy.
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Have you done cowformer headcanons with the femmes yet? đđĽš
I have done them before yeah, and I am about to do them again cause I am looking for any excuses to thirst after them
⢠Starting it off with the femmes who have definitely tried breeding the farmer cause they looked a little too fine when handling the heavy buckets of milk after having milked the girls real good. (Atp they need to be neutered </3)
-Airachnid, windblade, arcee
⢠And the ones who would stop at nothing until they get to enjoy seeing you milked so they can spend more time with you, or even better paying you back the favor so they are your favorite amongst all the other cows!
-Nickel, nautica, megaempress
⢠There is also the ones who like to take things slower and to savor it, such as letting you do all the work to spoil them rotten after they were dead set on helping you and trying to make things easier for you but nope, thatâs your job to do.
Summary: After helping Optimus and the Autobots to ruin a Decepticon plot, the space bridge ends up taking you to Cybertron. You find safety with Autobots led by Elita One and befriend a titan named Metroplex. Can the smallest creature make the greatest difference?
(Author's note: doesn't technically have a specified universe, but kinda takes in Knightverse ( or, at least, intended). Not canon. I pretty much freestyled this one.)
Warnings: explosions, stranded on an alien world, the Decepticons, some violence, some inaccuracies, character death(you), angst, and rebirth.
You expected to see a lot of crazy stuff after meeting the Autobots. You and your best friend, Emily, got roped into their business after one fateful meeting and eventually became friends with them. Though you would have preferred to keep your distance from the dangers, you silently admit that it did bring more excitement into your life. You already had several close encounters with their enemies, met new kinds of robots, and witnessed a lot of crazy stuff. However, what you did not expect was to end up on their home planet after ruining a Decepticon plot.
Some Cons had found their way to Earth, finding out Optimusâs and the other Autobotsâ location, so they tried to build this thing called the space bridge, which would have brought the Decepticon leader Megatron to Earth and possibly begin an invasion.Â
Optimus, with the help of Bumblebee and the other Autobots, managed to destroy the bridge. But, since the bridge was in the middle of activation, the explosion caused the space vortex to linger and start sucking everything in. And unfortunately, you werenât quick enough to grab onto something. You got sucked into the space bridge and later woke up on Decepticon-ruled Cybertron.Â
It was honestly a surprise that there was breathable air on the planet, and you quickly hid in a corner before the Cons could notice you.Â
The terror you felt at that moment was unlike anything you had ever felt before as the metal giants spoke right above your hiding spot. They spoke in cybertronian, which sounded like metal screeching to your ears.
After the Cons left, you managed to sneak away, finding a safer place to hide and try to contact the others. Thanks to Wheeljackâs weird modifications to your phones after he insisted on enhancing their radio range and connections, so youâll always be able to find each other. You managed to phone back to Earth. Emily and the others were dead worried after you disappeared, and you desperately pleaded for their help when you revealed where you were.Â
Wheeljack identified the city you were in and suggested you go to his secret lab. There, you could try to contact the Autobot resistance that might have stayed behind, and a translator device that should allow you to communicate with them. With little choice, you followed his instructions, trying to avoid being seen by the Cons that were everywhere in the city. Your heart pounded with each step, especially when you were in a world of giants.Â
Fast forward. You managed to find your way to Wheeljackâs lab. You found a translator device and tried to repair it, after getting assurance from Wheeljack that it wouldn't blow up like most of his gadgets. You then had a close call with the Cons, who found their way to Wheeljack's lab, investigating a strange signal emitted by your phone, which forced you to turn it off. You then found the Autobot resistance led by Elita One, who took you in after you did a lot of yelling to get her attention.Â
The translator device was repaired by the bot named Perceptor, allowing you to finally tell them your situation. You told Elita One everything that had happened, and she and the other Autobots rejoiced to hear that their leader was alive and free since they lost communication with him a long time ago. They then willingly took you under their care.
As you were the first human they had ever seen, they were curious and asked many questions. Though Elita One expressed how it was reckless of Optimus to involve someone as small as you in their war, even though that part wasnât technically his fault.
Thanks to Perceptor, you were able to get some water and food he could make in his lab, though they werenât really tasty. And your smaller size apparently helped him with delicate tasks, which you didn't mind since it gave you something to do. At least, his experiments didn't blow up like Wheeljack's. You were glad for his help. Though the bot had a tendency to make remarks about your size and organic body, which often made you sass back at him. It was friendly banter, of course.
You befriended a flying Autobot named Windblade, who was a nice bot. She was good company when you felt homesick since she was from a colony called Caminus. She made you think of Emily and that the two would get along. She was also apparently this person called a city speaker, someone who can talk to titan transformers.
You were astonished to hear that there were even bigger robots than the bots.
According to her, many of the titans had been lost to the ages or were in deep slumber, but there was one she had been trying to reach and convince to help the Autobots, a titan named Metroplex.Â
As you had pretty much nothing to do, you once asked her if you could join her on one of her trips, interested to see it in action. The first time you reached the speaker chamber and saw Windblade do her mind magic thing. There was this deep rumble and electric sensation that kinda tickled your skin. Even though Windblade said you wouldnât likely be able to hear the titan or speak to him, you felt like something was watching or listening. It made sense in a way since you were inside the titan itself.
You heard Windblade talk to the titan, trying to convince him to help the Autobots or take them to Earth so they could rejoin Optimus. However, Metroplex was apparently tired of the wars he had seen, seeing them as meaningless and wanting to remain in slumber even if there was a prime. He refused to participate in the war and withdrew from Windblade.Â
When Windblade shared this, you kind of understood Metroplexâs view. Windblade had told you that City Titans were ancient beings, so Metroplex had likely seen a lot of wars and things lost to time. If you were in his place, you probably wouldn't want to join either, even though his help could be really useful at the moment.Â
There was then another Decepticon attack, making Windblade leave you in the chamber to deal with it. You didnât think much of it. You walked over to a wall, leaned your back against it, and slowly slid down to sit on the floor. You set the translator down on the floor and took out your phone, the screen's light illuminating the dim chamber.Â
Tapping on the screen, you scrolled through the pictures in your gallery. You looked at the photos you had collected over time with Emily and the Autobotsâpictures of you, Emily, Noah, his little brother, and Elena together. Pictures of Mirage, Bumblebee, and Arcee joining you all in making dumb faces. A few blurry shots of explosions from Wheeljackâs failed experiments. Some pics of confused Optimus, and some old pictures of Earth and your home. Emily always forced you to take pictures or use your phone to memorize the moments, since you didnât usually bother keeping pictures. You had found it annoying at the time, but now you were glad she did.
Tears began burning in your eyes. You sniffed and dried it up. You weren't usually this emotional, but damn, homesickness sucked.
There was then the familiar hum, making you look up as it was similar to the one when Windblade did that city speaker mind thing to talk to Metroplex.Â
Your translator then suddenly beebed and let out strange sounds. It was like signals getting mixed up before a voice came through.Â
"Little... one..."
Shivers went through you. You grabbed the translator with a shaking hand as you had an odd feeling you knew who that voice belonged to.Â
"Hello...?" you spoke.Â
"Is that you... Metroplex?" you asked.Â
There was silence for a moment. Your translator then beebed again.Â
"Yes..."Â
Goosebumps littered your skin. It wasnât out of fear, even though the moment felt weird and kinda chilly. Your mind struggled to find a reason for this. How? Didn't Windblade say only city speakers are able to communicate with the titans? Perceptor did say something about the translator being able to pick up radio waves. Could that be it?
"Uhm... Hi...,â you said, a bit awkwardly. â Sorry⌠If I was being noisy. Honestly, I didnât think you would notice I was here. I'm pretty small after all," you added, and then waited.Â
"Metroplex notices all life," came the response.Â
"You are not of Cybertron. What are you?" he asked.Â
"I'm a human. I'm from a planet⌠called Earth," you answered.Â
"Earth?" he questioned.Â
"Yeah, Earth," you confirmed. "It's... pretty far from here, from what I have been told. I kinda got accidentally sucked here on Cybertron by a space bridge," you explained with a chuckle.Â
âEarth is a lot different from Cybertron, too. For instance, itâs full of organic life. Animals of all shapes and sizes live in the sky, oceans, and on land. The sky is blue, sometimes dotted with white clouds. And most of the planet is covered in oceans, which are full of life as well. Funnily enough, only a small part of it has been exploredâkind of like space,â you continued.
You stopped. "Sorry. Kinda started rambling here. I've been here on Cybertron only for like a week, but I already kinda miss it," you said, rubbing the back of your head. Â
There was a hum around you before the translator came to life again.Â
"Can you tell more of... Earth?" Metroplex asked.Â
You felt surprised, but didn't feel like rejecting the idea. You then began describing Earth as best as you could. The skies, wind, the grass, and all kinds of things you have seen in your life. It honestly helped you from feeling down and homesick.Â
"Your world is⌠beautiful," Metroplex remarked through the translator.
"It is beautiful. Sometimes, we humans don't appreciate it enough. Sometimes we only notice things when they are long gone," you answered rather solemnly.
"Explain?"Â
"We humans are... pretty complicated creatures. Sometimes straight up chaotic, and sometimes we do things with a lack of care toward the consequences. Some of us react destructively toward things we do not understand, and sometimes because we are afraid. But some of us do things to preserve things and protect those we care about. Sometimes we act with pure stubbornness despite the odds against us. Some of us can be as bad as the Decepticons, but some of us are good and willing to protect with anything we've got, kinda like Optimus," you explained.
"The prime of this age?" Metroplex questioned.Â
"Yeah. Optimus had protected Earth from many threats. He didn't have to, but he did, even when we humans might never acknowledge or even thank him. He willingly puts himself in danger to protect the others. And despite how tired he is... he still moves forward," you said, thinking about the things he had done for you and his autobots.Â
"I admire that about him. That, despite how tired he is or how much he has gone through, he still has enough strength to be kind,â you spoke honestly. âI wish⌠I could return everything he had done for us. But unfortunately, I'm technically the size of an ant, so there isn't much I could do for him," you said, speaking your admiration for the Autobot leader.Â
"Uhm... an ant is technically the smallest creature on Earth," you cleared.Â
Metroplex was quiet for a moment. "Even... the smallest of creatures can make the greatest difference," he spoke.Â
You didn't have time to question it when Windblade returned. She apologized for the wait and shared that the Decepticon attack had been repelled.Â
You thought that might be the only conversation you would have with the titan. You stayed with Windblade and the other bots as they were trying to build an operational ship to take them and you to Earth since Metroplex was unwilling to help. Elita One planned to stay behind with a few selects to keep up with the sabotage and espionage, though asking you to deliver a message to Optimus for her. However, the Cons were not making your efforts easy. Honestly, it felt like they were throwing everything at you to make sure you wouldnât leave Cybertron.
There was then an attack, where the Decepticon Soundwaveâs minicons managed to get past the defences, and you had an encounter with them. When it looked like you were about to get pounced by Ravage, the room suddenly changed around you. The minicons got thrown into a pit while you were moved safely away from them or the combat.Â
Despite your beating heart and the shock that the room around you began changing itself, you felt the familiar sensation and hum, giving you a feeling that you knew who was responsible.Â
You were found by Windblade, who was glad to see you okay. After the attack and recovering from your near death experienced, you decided to return to the speaker chamber. Thankfully, the huge doors seemed advanced enough to notice your presence and open up for you. You wouldnât know how to explain to Windblade that you managed to speak with Metroplex.Â
You hesitated for a moment before activating the translator. âMetroplex⌠can you hear me?â you asked and waited.Â
There was silence for a moment, and when it stretched, you began to doubt about the chances of speaking with him, or if you imagined the whole thing.Â
Your translator suddenly beeped again, and a familiar voice came through.Â
âI am here, Little one,â Metroplex spoke.Â
Despite having heard his voice before, you still felt goosebumps. The idea of being able to speak with the titan left you feeling somewhat excited and nervous. Windblade would probably find it shocking.Â
âI just⌠wanted to say thank you for the earlier. For saving me from the minicons, assuming the changing of the room was you,â you said.Â
âMetroplex will allow no harm to come to the little one,â Metroplex answered.Â
The answer left a small smile on your face.
You are not sure how or why. But you eventually started visiting the chamber more often. There was something about Metroplex that left you feeling comforted as you told him more about Earth and listened to his tales about Cybertron. Perhaps it also helped you tolerate the stretched time on Cybertron. You eventually did tell Windblade that you were able to talk to the titan, though she was skeptical about it.Â
Then the news came that the Cons and Megatron were going to travel to Earth, having confirmed Optimus and other Autobotsâ location there. It hastened Windbladeâs and others' efforts to get there first, but the latest skirmish with the Cons had left the ship they were working on destroyed.
The idea of your world and your friends being in danger left you feeling overwhelmed. You tried to hide your sadness from others, but of course, Metroplex was the one to notice. It was odd as he spoke to you outside the chamber for the first time, asking what was causing you this distress.Â
You told him what was happening and that Megatron had left for Earth.Â
âYou know, Iâm terrified of what Megatron and Cons might do to Earth. Even if we humans are destructive sometimes and lack appreciation for things that matter, I have heard so many times how Megatron and the Cons have invaded innocent worlds and stripped them of everything until they are lifeless husks. I have no doubt that Optimus would rise to defend Earth. But they are greatly outnumbered. Even if I, Windblade, and the others find a way to get there, I fear what I might find, or if it's too late,â you spoke honestly.
You sniffed. âSorry for being emotional⌠The situation is a bit overwhelming. And I feel helpless to do anything about it,â you said as more tears fell from your eyes.Â
There was silence for a moment. Then, suddenly, the room around you lit up in a light it hadnât had before. The humming became stronger, and the electrical sensation pulsed in a strange, alive way.Â
âMetroplex?â you questioned.Â
âFear not⌠Metroplex shall aid the prime and defend the little oneâs world,â he replied.Â
You felt a new type of goosebumps on your skin before the room around you began changing. You were brought to Windblade and the others, who looked around in confusion as the entire structure was changing. Systems are also activated on the computer screens.Â
âWhat is going on?â Perceptor questioned, checking the computers. âMetroplex is activating his travel systems. He is preparing to take off.â
âWindblade, you did it.â He turned toward her.Â
âIâŚâ you started, gaining their attention. âI⌠might have told Metroplex what was happening, and he⌠he said he was going to help us,â you explained.Â
âBy Primus⌠â Windblade looked at you but then smiled. âYou convinced him!â
âI did?â you questioned, still kinda confused by what was happening.Â
However, the celebration was short-lived when alarms were set. Perceptor checked the computers and said the Cons had managed to implant a virus into Metroplexâs systems, which prevented him from transforming. Perceptor revealed the damage was happening in a deep part of the titanâs system, which was too narrow for even minicons to get through.Â
There was then trembling and blaring alarms. The Cons were attacking, most likely having realized what was happening.
Windblade questioned how long it would take to do the repairs. Perceptor answered that it could take hours. After seeing the schematics of the damaged systems, you saw that the paths were wide enough for you to get through.Â
At that moment, you found the courage to act. You told them that you were small enough to get to the damaged conduits. They just needed to give you the tools and instructions since you were not familiar with electrical stuff.
Windblade protested, saying it was too dangerous. You told her that Megatron was already heading for Earth, and with the Cons trying to get in, you might not make it there in time. And Metroplex was your friend. You would rather face your fears than let the virus destroy him, especially when there was something you could do about it.
Determined for the first time in your life, Windblade relented, though she said to come back immediately after finishing the repairs.Â
Perceptor gave you the necessary tools you could use and guided you through the small tunnels and paths to Metroplexâs depths. The space tightened quickly. The air hummed with energy, and dim pulses of light flickered along wires in the walls like veins of electricity. It also became very warm that you began to sweat as you moved.Â
Good thing you werenât claustrophobic. Even though the tight space and electrical danger made you uncomfortable.Â
With Perecptorâs guidance, you found the first damaged conduit and began to do the repairs, following the botâs instructions as carefully as possible. You then followed to the next damage.Â
There was a loud groan around you, which sounded like something in pain.Â
âHold on, Metroplex! Iâm on my way,â you spoke through the translator.Â
It felt like you were in the labyrinth of wires, conduits, and mechanical things for hours. You were sweating from the heat, but the more you repaired, the more you knew what to do, allowing you to speed up.Â
You eventually found the final damaged conduit.
The conduit was dislodged. A thick energon cable lay loose across the floor, sparking violently.
âOkayâŚâ you breathed, setting the toolbox down. âPerceptor. I found the last conduit.â
âGood. Now. Listen carefully,â Perceptor said, his tone sharper now. âOnce the conduit is restored, I will initiate a neural purge protocol. A high-intensity energon surge will cascade through Metroplexâs processor lattice and eradicate the corruption.â
âThe energy output will be too much for your organic body to handle. So, once you are done, evacuate immediately, â he continued. âYou have approximately 180 astro-seconds before the purge reaches your position.â
âOkayâŚâ you swallowed, knowing that was like three minutes, which should be plenty for you to escape.Â
You took out the tools and did the same repairs as with the last conduits. After that, you placed the cable back into its place.Â
âOkay. The conduit is fixed,â you spoke to the comlink, packing the tools.Â
You turned toward the maintenance path to leave, but then the entire structure lurched violently. You were thrown against the wall, your toolbox clattering to the floor. Behind you, the conduit cable ripped loose.Â
âNo! No! No!â you yelled when you saw it. You quickly went back and tried to place the cable back into its place, but it wouldnât stick. You then saw that the locking clamps were damaged.Â
âNoâŚâ You uttered in horror.Â
Your surroundings became warmer and static. The purge was coming. Panic rose in your chest. The Cons were attacking with all they got, and if the purge failed, Windblade, Metroplex, Perceptor, and the others might not make it. Optimus and the others might not get the help they need. Emily, Noah, and your friendsâŚ
In that moment, you placed the cable back and held it in place with your body. You held on tight as you saw the purge coming, the light blinding you, and the area around you becoming incredibly hot.Â
You knew this would kill you, but the idea of the Cons destroying Earth and killing your friends allowed you to accept what was coming.Â
With only a few seconds left, you took out the translator.Â
âMetroplex, if you hear this. I just wanted to say⌠thank you for listening. And if you see Optimus and the others⌠tell them that I love them... and Iâm sorry for not coming back home.â You spoke, your voice shaky and a few tears dropping from your eyes as you watched your death coming closer.Â
You then dropped the translator, holding onto the cable so it would stay in place. You then closed your eyes, waiting for the pain.Â
It was instant. There was an intense burning pain, ripping out a scream from your throat. Then all became white.Â
Perceptor watched as the screen showed a successful purge and systems returning to normal.Â
âThe system's operational again. The purge was successful!â Perceptor spoke.Â
âGo for it, Metroplex!â Wingblade called out.Â
Metroplex activated his systems and boosters, which then allowed him to detach from the ground and fly through the atmosphere, leaving Cybertron. Safe in space, setting course toward Earth, the Autobots that chose to come cheered.Â
âGood job, (Name). You did well.â Perceptor spoke through the coms, but there was an odd silence.Â
â(Name)?â he called again, but no response.Â
The cheering soon quieted. As Perceptor tried again, more urgently. â(Name)? Whatâs your status?â
â(Name)? Where are you?â Windblade tried, but nothing.Â
â(Name)?!âÂ
Windblade looked around the room, worried. âMetroplex. Where are they?â she asked, nearly in a whisper.Â
There was a shifting of walls and plates. Soon, a platform was revealed and brought forth with strange gentleness. On top of it was a small, lifeless body, scorched by the purging wave. Windblade gasped, even though the body was nearly entirely evaporated, there was enough for her to recognize it was you. Her servo shakily hovered over her mouth as she stared at your dead body in silent horror and realization.
âNoâŚâ Windblade muttered, nearly shaking her helm.Â
Perceptor looked away, closing his optics in silence. Sadness fell among the Autobots after realizing that you had perished.Â
Through the city speaker connection, Metroplex revealed what had happened and the sacrifice you made to ensure the purging was successful, so they could leave Cybertron and travel to Earth to join Optimus and the others.Â
The sadness that followed was immense. For someone as small as you, you had done something not many would do.Â
The travel through space was quiet. There was this grimness and emptiness your passing had left, though you sometimes believed you were barely noticeable; your small presence had become big enough for everyone on the titan to notice when it was gone.Â
Perceptor stored your remains in a small compartment so it would be preserved enough to return to your home planet, so you could be laid to rest on your own home soil. Though he often avoided looking at it, pushing his attention to work and do repairs on the damage left by the battle.Â
Windblade began visiting the speaker chamber to talk with Metroplex. Your passing allowed them to communicate more openly. Metroplex shared about the conversations you had together, and Windblade mourned, unable to forget the sight of your dead body and the silence your death had left. She confessed how she now felt afraid to reach Earth, to tell Optimus and your friends that you had given your life to make sure she and the others could leave Cybertron. That you didnât come back home alive.
The guilt she felt was unexplainable. She felt like she had failed in a way that couldnât be repaired, or if she should have never allowed you to go and risk your life. ThenâŚÂ
âWindblade⌠â Metroplex spoke.Â
âYes. Metroplex?â she answered.Â
âThough Little one might no longer be here physically. They are not entirely goneâŚâ he revealed.Â
âWhat do you mean?â Windblade asked, confused.
Then suddenly, he brought her into the mind space. The darkness of the mind space surrounded her. Lines of data glowed through the dark like a river. Windblade hovered in the air like a phantom.Â
âWhen the contact happened⌠I sensed the little oneâs consciousness in my systems.â Metroplex revealed.Â
Windblade then saw a flicker of light in the dark of the mind space. It was small, like a small star. When Windblade took a closer look, she gasped when the light became a small familiar body. It was you, hugging your knees and keeping your eyes closed like you were asleep. Windblade nearly couldnât believe her optics, hovering her servos around your small, flickering body, afraid that if she touched you, you would vanish like a small ember.Â
Metroplex shared that after the surge, parts of your consciousness and essence scattered into his systems. He had managed to collect whatever he could and store it safely before they could disappear.Â
He then instructed Windblade to go to the chamber of his spark â the place where new transformers born from a titanâs life force could be born.Â
Windblade was confused as she had thought Metroplex could no longer give life, that he had no more protoforms.
Metroplex revealed that he has one protoform left. He can use his spark to bring the protoform to life and infuse your remaining consciousness into it. To bring you back to life. Maybe not as a human, but as a newborn transformer.
Windblade went to the chamber as instructed, confusing the others with her behavior, who then followed out of curiosity. With Metroplex showing the way, she found a way to the chamber.
The chamber was lined with pods that had been empty for ages. Lines of energon glowed through the dark as Metroplexâs spark illuminated the chamber. Soon, a pod rose from the floor, revealing a protoform.Â
Metroplex's voice then echoed in Windbladeâs mind.Â
âThis will be the last life I will give.â
Metroplexâs spark began pulsing. Windblade and the others watched as a new spark was separated from the titanâs. It shone with a unique mix of blue, green, and white. It left Windblade thinking of the Earth you had described. The spark then settled within the protoformâs empty chest. There was a bright light in the room as the protoform began changing shape, encasing the spark and morphing into a body.Â
The light soon died down, and in the pod rested a transformer. The transformer slowly opened its optics, revealing bright blue optics. Windblade nearly held her breath as the transformer looked around, moving its servos in curiosity.Â
When the newborn transformer locked its optics with her, she nearly froze. Though in a different form, she could still recognize your soul.Â
âHel.. lo?â you spoke.Â
âHello, dear friend,â she said, reaching her servos to you. You quietly grabbed it, and she helped you off the pod. You nearly stumbled on your feet, but she held you. You then stood before her, looking at her and the others curiously.Â
âWho⌠are you?â you questioned.Â
âIâm Windblade. Can you tell what your name is?â she asked.Â
You looked confused for a moment before. âMy name is⌠(Name)?âÂ
The other Autobots gasped silently, murmuring to each other.
Windblade nearly couldn't hold back her tears.
âWhy do you look⌠sad?â you asked.Â
âI am just happy to see you again,â she answered, making you look at her curiously.
Windblade helped you adjust to your new life and body. Even though you couldnât remember much from your previous life as Metroplex was only able to save fragments of your consciousness. She and the others promised that you would have the chance to live againâto rediscover what had once been yours, and to create something new from what remained.
They will still need to explain everything that happened to Optimus and your friends on Earth, that you were no longer human, but for now, they will make sure you are coming home.
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Hay could I have headcanons of idw windblade x male human s/o with elements of windblade learn ing about human history like wars and admiring the human body thx hope this wasnât a lot
Windblade loves learning about humans, partly because she finds them interesting and partly because of how excited you get. You love sharing your culture with her and answering all her questions. It makes it easier for her to fit in on Earth, even if she doesnât visit often. A world full of smaller creatures will take a while to get used to but sheâs determined to leave a good impression.
She, like most Cybertronians, is fascinated by how flexible humans are. You laugh at the awed look on her face when you stretch or a bone cracks. Windblade rushed you off to a medic the first time you cracked your knuckles in front of her; now she just wonders how your digits donât fall off. Sheâs honest about her feelings and questions, itâs very sweet.
Windblade is interested in human wars, even if she doesnât like to admit it. Her people took their problems to space but humans havenât gotten that far and it makes her wonder if they would. There are a lot of things to learn, maybe not warframe wise but in terms of reasoning and negotiations. Humans and Cybertronians prioritize different things when trying to come to an agreement; she wants to know everything so she can be a good ally.
She loves it when you fall asleep against her. Humans are soft and she does like that but Windblade enjoys listening to your heartbeat the most. Itâs a soft, subtle reminder that youâre there and near her. She listens for it unconsciously now, wither youâre in the same room or not. She knows how youâre feeling based on how fast your blood is moving and how fast your heart is pumping. Sheâs in tune with you and will be as long as you let her.
In Transformers, "Titans" are bots so massive, they transform into things like cities and starships; (bots like Metroplex and Lodestar for example are Titans). They in turn are paired up with regular-sized bots with the ability know as "Cityspeaking" which allows them to bond & communicate with the Titans.
So in no particular order, here are some headcanons.
You know for a fact that Windblade would be super protective of you. It doesn't matter that you're a bot nearly 700 feet tall (~213 meters), with enough weapons on you to destroy an entire star system, she won't let anyone, (namely Starscream), take advantage of you.
As a cityformer, you always do everything in your power to protect all of your citizens. That being said, whenever anyone gives Windblade grief or questions her competency, you use your position as the city to mess with them. Closing doors on them randomly as they try to go though them, turning the power off while they're doing something important, hacking their room's commns to sound the emergency alarm non-stop.
Having long, in-depth conversations with each other about every possible topic. Your eons of existence allowing her to visualize the big picture, while Windblade's caring and duty-bound nature lets you remember on the immediate one.
Your relationship transforms (pun intended) her responsibilities as Cityspeaker into a well deserved break from all the politics and backstabbing on Cybertron. Your brain module becomes her favorite room in the entire city since it allows the two of you to be close to one another and away from everybody else's nonsense.
Windblade never leaving your side even when you're about to fight gigantic foes like Trypticon or other Titans.
Using your bot-sized drones to go on normal dates with her. (Metroplex for example has the drones: Sixgun, Slammer, and Scamper who are the size of normal Cybertronians)
Merging your minds together and no longer being able to tell where your existence ends and where hers begins. Seeing everything the other has thought and experienced and having no secrets between the two of you.
Being able to talk to each other though telepathy whenever the two of you need to talk in private
Helping her when fights occur in the streets by remotely activating forcefields, shifting the city's layout, and using the security cameras and sensors to gather evidence
Windblade resting on your head or shoulder as the two of you look up at the moon and stars.
Giving her advice and reassurances that she can handle all the responsibilities placed on her, and if not, you will always be there to bare the burdens with her. Windblade in turn advocating that you are more than just a weapon to be aimed or protector to be sacrificed.
Telling Windblade stories about Caminus and all the other Titans who left Cybertron to colonize new worlds, and about Solus Prime when she was still alive.
The two of you being united in your desire to protect your homes, and being utterly unstoppable when you team up
And those were all the headcanons I could think of off the top of my head. I would love to see someone else make more with the idea of Titan!Reader.
As someone who checks the "Transformers x reader" tag from time to time, I have noticed two things. 1. There is a criminal lack of Windblade x reader content on the internet, and 2. There are no Windblade x Titan!s/o stories! And I'm like "Come on! The headcanons pretty much write themselves!"
This âBot wants to give you whatever your little heart yearns for. Thereâs a lot of responsibility that sits on his shoulders, and heâs fairly busy most of the time. So, if you want a kiss under the mistletoe simply because itâs a cute human tradition? Consider it done. Heâll do whatever he can to make you happy, and doing something like this is so simple but effective.
Heâd let you tie a bunch of mistletoe to one of his audial fins so that thereâs always an excuse to steal some kisses. He might get some questioning looks from his Autobots, but everyone would know you were behind this, so they donât outright question it.
tarn
If you mentioned something like this in front of the other DJD members, he would give you a deadpan look (behind the mask) and tell you to run along. He doesnât have time for these frivolous notions, youâre wasting his time.
But get him in private? Heâs all over you. Heâll decorate the headboard of your bed with a garland of mistletoe so that the flow of kisses can be never-ending. He might mutter something about you trying to embarrass him in front of his crew, but his complaints are short-lived when he realises heâs getting an abundance of affection from you.
Please kiss him. He loves kisses. Even if he denies it to everyone else.
megatron
mtmte Megatron wouldnât completely understand the idea of it. Youâd try to explain that itâs a tradition, and itâs just harmless fun. Megatron doesnât really understand these human nuances, and heâd insist that he can kiss you whenever he likes.
Eventually, you would whittle him down into going along with it, even if he doesnât fully get it. Since reforming, heâs a romantic poet at heart, so heâd make sure you had your fill of slow, loving kisses under the mistletoe.
Other Megatonâs would discard the mistletoe and kiss you anyway. Heâs not going to let a plant govern when he can indulge himself in your kisses.
soundwave
Heâd love this, even if that isnât as outwardly expressed as youâd like it to be. Heâd start leaving mistletoe everywhere, hoping that youâll take the bait. He finds this little gimmick very sweet, and heâd enjoy how giddy youâd get over it.
Of course, you take the bait. You know heâs left it out on purpose, but youâll take advantage of it. Even if he isnât mass displaced, heâll crouch down so that you can lean up and give him a kiss on his mask.
shockwave
Trying to explain to Shockwave that the ârulesâ of mistletoe is that youâre meant to kiss under it would leave Shockwave confused. How does a plant have rules? Who is enforcing these rules? Where is the logic behind having these rules? What silly human made this up?
Heâd tell you that youâre more than welcome to kiss him (even though he canât kiss you back) but would insist that you get rid of the mistletoe. Itâs about the principle for Shockwave.
nautica
Super down with the idea. Actually, she might end up getting more excited over it than you. Sheâd want it all to be perfect, and sheâd start planning it like a mission strategy. Where could your first mistletoe kiss be? Where would it be the most romantic? Does it matter how many berries are on the mistletoe? Thereâs so much to consider!
Even if you tell her that either one of you can just hold the mistletoe, she wouldnât listen. This has to be perfect.
windblade
Sheâd find it very endearing. Sheâd giggle when you explain the concept to her, but she wouldnât need any further convincing. She loves the cultural differences between the two of you, and is always trying to go out of her way to make sure she learns about yours.
Sheâd be very traditional with it, being the one to hold the mistletoe above your heads.
rodimus
Heâs the one who got the mistletoe. He read about it on a forum, and then he started to actively look for it just so that he had an excuse to kiss you. Heâd be totally smooth with it, too. Or at least, thatâs what heâd like to think.
Heâd hang it up somewhere he knows youâll pass through (like your habsuite door) and be waiting on the other side like âWow! Isnât that crazy? Haha. That means we have to kiss, right?â