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Characters Spoilers Ahead

Lucien: Hey can you hold this for me?

MC:

Lucien:

MC: This is your hand.

Lucien: I know. *smiles*

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Anna: I need to talk to Willow, have you seen her?

Kiki: She’s outside fighting with water.

Anna: Is she in the pool?

Kiki: Yep.

Anna: Once again, it’s called swimming.

Kiki: She's fighting with water. Literally.

Willow: *punching and slapping water*

Anna: ...

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Kiro: I have an incredible idea. I'm going to combine lunch with breakfast. I shall call it...

Kiro: Leckfast. *grins*

MC: Lick Fast *finger guns*

Kiro: Genius!

Savin: *slaps his forehead*

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Lucien: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired. I'll be fine.

MC: But I'll be so lonely without you there...

Lucien: But...

MC: Come curl up in my arms.

Lucien: Oh well...wait are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

MC: Is it working?

Lucien: Always.

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MC: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Helios: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Victor: I'm a moderate and peaceful man, truth be told.

MC: Just yesterday, you threw a chair at Goldman.

Victor: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I initially planned to launch at that idiot.

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MC: Where is Lucien? How can I find him?

Willow: Well, you could become a terrible event and happen to him.

*later in Lucien's home*

MC: That's what she said!

Lucien: *irresistible chuckles* You happened to me indeed, but as a great event instead.

MC: *distressed noises*

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Gavin: Are you just going to walk around all day without a shirt on?

Minor: Just giving you a show.

Gavin: Can I change the channel?

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Gavin: So, what's your superpower?

MC: Hindsight.

Gavin: That's not going to be of any help to us.

MC: Yeah I see that now.

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MC: My favorite moments are when you have a chance to do something right.

Willow: I love those moments.

Willow: Especially when I get to wave at them as they pass by.

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Lucien: An octopus can change its color to mimic its surrounding. When octopi do this it's called—

Kiro: An octo-lie.

Gavin: Mocktopus.

Lucien: ... Metachrosis.

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Victor: Listen, don’t take it personally, okay? I don’t like most people. You’re in the vast majority.

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MC: How’s the meeting going?

Victor: I want to stab everyone.

MC: Ah, ah ,ah. Don’t get blood on your suit, we have dinner reservations at 7.

Victor: ...dummy.

MC: I love you too.

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MC: What are you doing?

Kiro, standing on the table: I’m practically the backbone of this damn revolution. I stand where I want, when I want.

Savin:

Savin: Just tell me where the spider is.

MC: A spider!? *goes next to Kiro*

Kiro: It’s under the couch please kill it please-

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MC: I’m getting a brain scan today...

Victor: To check if you have one?

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MC: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Kiro: THE COW?!

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Shaw: The best part about going to hell is meeting other people who also enjoy doing sins.

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Kiro: [playing out of tune guitar]

Victor: Do you take requests?

Kiro: Sure.

Victor: Please stop.

Ajudando o vizinho safado

Bom, nesse conto vou contar como fiz um pai comer o próprio filho de 9 anos e como isso afetou a minha vida e a relação com meu pai.

Me chamo William e na época do ocorrido eu tinha 14 anos, morava com minha família numa cidade do interior Paulista, e desde pequeno era fascinado pelo sexo masculino, adorava ver os belos homens na tv e batia várias punhetas pensando neles. Tudo começou a mudar…