Involuntary contractions

incel singularity, mathematical fractions

Jimmy Carter is dead

With this rap, I'll put all haters to bed.

It's not memorial masturbation

It's just auditorial damnation

Jerking off in the office

I'm not working at the office

Oh, apologizes! A myoclonic jerk

Involuntary jerk off gone berserk

Flicking the bean of the mean machine

I say no drugs, and no to hygiene

The old man hasn’t teased it on his social media yet but we’ve got some new merch dropping 👀. Apparently, it’s a « White Rapper » collaboration with a brand called White Castle.

So far there’s a hat & a tee-shirt, exclusive to the Eminem store ! The tee retails for $35 and the hat for $30 !

Not going to lie, I’m not mad about it. The prices are ok and the design is cool too. I like that it doesn’t « scream » EMINEM.

Also, can we appreciate the level of pettiness of this man, making merch to make fun of the « white rapper » status he’s been reduced to ? 😂 (that being said he is a white rapper - might as well own it I guess ?).