#whiskypixie

umi umi umi umi! ❤️

A = Aftercare

Umi knows how important aftercare is, and they've certainly experienced how a lack of it can affect the mind and the body. So no matter how brutally they tease you and how far they stretch you to your limits, they'll always take the time to cool you down and let you relax in their arms, with no responsibilities and no worries until you fall asleep. 

B = Body Part

They know that their butt is the cutest part of their body, besides their face, obviously. Their favourite part of you is whatever you have hidden away between your legs--all they wanna do is lavish their attention on it and make you cum as many times as they can against their tongue, until you feel like you're the most precious little treasure in the world. 

C = Cum

They've always cummed a lot, so they're used to making a mess of themselves or their partner wherever they decide to blow their load. They love cumming into your hand the most, the feeling of your soft palm cupping their cock and thumbing their slit as they let loose like an addiction for them. 

D = Dirty Secret

Even though they take control most of the time, they want to be romanced. They want to feel that you love them and that it's not just one-sided, they want to feel like you obsess over them just as much as they do you. So if you're ever engaging in some roleplay, they might spice things up and get you to touch yourself while smelling their clothes, or hump the pillow they sleep on, and try to bring yourself to orgasm before Umi comes in to "catch" you in the act. 

E = Experience

They've got plenty. They've tried enough things on camera and off to know exactly what they're talking about, and they'll enjoy guiding you through the act and praising you if you've got less experience. 

F = Favourite Position

They love all kinds of standing sex positions. For the most part, if they’re having sex or masturbating, they’ll be doing it in bed in view of the camera--so if they have the opportunity to try some new positions, they’re going to try them all with you. At some point, they even want to get strong enough that they can hike you up on their hips and fuck you from below without help from the wall. 

G = Goofy

They can switch from being serious to silly on a dime, but being goofy is usually their default setting. They don't believe in sex having to be totally serious and stiff all the time--they just like having fun and trying new things with their love, and if that's making them happy then they're gonna keep doing it. 

H = Hair

They take care to wax themselves for their own enjoyment first, and their viewers second. They like the feeling of being smooth and they think it looks cute, though they have little preference one way or the other if you've got hair or not. 

I = Intimacy

As much as they like taking things easy and having fun with sex, Umi really does want to make your intimacy special. They don’t want it to always be like what they do on camera--sometimes, they just want to impress you and make you happy to be with them. They still won’t make it seem like they’re trying too hard, but they really will be during those times when they want to make everything extra romantic. 

J = Jack Off

They don't masturbate mostly because they save it for their shows, but if they do, then it's so they can record it and send it to you while the two of you are apart. If they're really needy, though, then they'll probably take a seat on their favourite dildo and forgo trying to look pretty while they fuck themselves and squeal your name into the empty air of their bedroom. 

K = Kinks

Shibari, toys, roleplay, and romantic sex are some of their top kinks, but they’ll engage in a great many more if you ask or if you don’t. For the most part, though, they can actually be rather vanilla when your lovemaking is off camera, and you don’t have any kinks you want to try at the moment. 

L = Location

They like doing it in their room, where everything is pretty and comfortable and they have all their toys that they might want to use within arm's reach, but they'll enjoy doing the do anywhere as long as they're with you. 

M = Motivation

If you don’t want Umi to start coming on to you in a less than appropriate setting, then make sure not to let your kisses get too sensual or your touches a little more handsy. Any sign of you getting frisky is a surefire way to have them taking it to the next level, even if it’s out in public and they have to pull you somewhere secluded so they can mess you up. 

N = No

There's very few things that they won't do, so there isn't a lot that comes to mind. But if there's one thing they'll never do again, it's sell themselves for sex. Selling the image of themself through a screen is one thing, but they won't ever accept any solicitations for a meeting no matter how much money they're offered. 

O = Oral

Umi may expect things to be equal, but they'll still go over the top when it comes to using their mouth on you. They'll want you to return the favour at least once in a while, but for the most part they love going down on you so much that they'll be willing to let it slide every so often. 

P = Pace

They've got a good balance between quick and slow, but they're a little more on the faster side by nature. They like to alternate between the two to drag things out and tease you a little bit if you're getting close to your end. 

Q = Quickie

Umi has the formula down to a science. They can get a quickie in almost anywhere and not get caught, and they'll be up for one virtually at any time--it’s almost like some divine talent, considering how brave they’ve gotten in the past. 

R = Risk

Trying new things is part of their job description, so they like to add some flavour into your lovemaking every so often. Sometimes they’ll want to try completely new ideas, and sometimes they’ll want to implement something they’ve already done with you, instead of just by themself. So you’ll have a lot of variety when it comes to sex. 

S = Stamina

They’ve got a surprising amount of stamina for someone their size, but they usually have to condense their sessions so they’re close after one another, lest they get sleepy and tired in the interim. 

T = Toys

They own so many toys that it can be a bit hard to swallow for the uninitiated. In all honesty they only use a few on the regular, and the rest are all one-offs for their camshows or gifts sent by eager admirers. 

U = Unfair

Honestly, you won't find a bigger tease than Umi--they'll find every excuse to push your buttons and rile you up until you can't take any more, and even then they'll still lovingly taunt you with promises of what they're gonna do to you and how good you're gonna feel when it's done. 

V = Volume

They struggle to keep quiet, partly because it’s part of their job, and partly because they just can’t help but express themselves whenever you make them feel so good. They want you to know how well you’re doing and how much they love it, so it’ll be quite the challenge to try and stifle Umi’s noises. 

W = Wildcard

Umi would love to have you appear on their streams, but one stipulation is that they don’t want to show your face. Most of the time, they’ll have a black bandana wrapped around your eyes or just keep your face out of frame, not just to protect your identity from any creeps, but simply because they can’t smother the jealousy that would arise at other people being able to see you in all your glory. It’s their humble opinion that they should be the only person to watch your cute expressions when they make you cum, even though they’ll be showing off the fact that they can dominate your body to the rest of the world. 

X = X-Ray

Umi’s a pleasant, comfortable 5 inches, with a few thin, bluish veins spreading up the underside and a generous curve upwards. They’re so pale that the pinky hue of the tip almost makes their cock look like candy, and they tend to swell and twitch a lot when they’re getting close to orgasm. 

Y = Yearning

They’ve got a high sex drive, to say the least. They can do many rounds all at once, but once they get a break in between or they rest a little bit, the exhaustion will catch up to them and they’ll tire out quickly. So for the most part, they’ve got to marathon their sessions so that they can keep the adrenaline up enough to keep going.  

Z = Zzz