d'Art and Constance: Freak matching Freak. Are they fighting or fucking? Who knows. Maybe both.
d'Art and Athos: Senpai does indeed notice you but he's too deep in despair to do anything about it. Also boners makes him very nervous.
d'Art and Porthos: The sexual tension between a mongoose and lion that's about to flatten them with one paw.
d'Art and Aramis: Hot Manic Pixie Dream Boy on Manic Pixie Dream Boy action.
Aramis and Anne: We are both Hot and Sad. Let's be Hot and Sad together. Morphs into terrifying Power Couple.
Aramis and Athos: YOU’RE MAKING ME FEEL THINGS AND I DON'T LIKE IT (Narrator: He was lying. He really, really liked it.)
Aramis and Porthos: Those two really drunk guys at karaoke singing 'I got you babe' and making out sloppy style during the outro.
Porthos and Flea: We like each other a lot, but frankly we like our individual projects more.
Porthos and Alice: You and me and your friend Steve Aramis
Porthos and Elodie: Finally, another sane adult, jfc. Never leave me.
Porthos and Athos: BDSM, but very cuddly.
Athos and Milady: whhhat 🥺 if we kkkissed 😳aaand held hannddss 🤯 *feral, animalistic fucking*
Athos and Sylvie:
Treville and Richelieu: There’s only ever been one person who I have truly understood and who truly understood me and I fucking hate him.
And of course
Athos and Aramis and Porthos (with or without d'Art): Soulmates, meant to be, true love. Several buildings leveled, dozens of taverns drank dry, hundreds injured. Hurricane of pure bastardous energy.
