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ok so this one time i was sleeping and this was one of the fisrt time s mishka slept overnight and then she woke up at 6  oclock being a brat and scratching the dorr which i have now learned to ingore if it ever happens which it doesnt anymore because i=she isnt allowed inside but i woke up because mishka was endlsessyl scratching the door and i thought o for heavens sake because i only wen tto sleep at 3 and it was only 6 so them she led me to the kitched and started diffing araound for food and she started to sniff at the rubbish bin and started to pull food out of it and eventually she succeeded in pulling out chicken bones but also unearthed a pile of tea leaves in the process but nevertheless she was highly happy with herself and started to munch on chicken bits but i was worried about the tea leaves and i tried to find bits of food to feed her but nothing was nutrituous enough and this was back when i was like super slave to mishka but anyway i gave her little tidbits of treat foods but she still wasnt full so i learnted from the internet that cats can eat boiled eggs occasionally so i thought brilliant so at 6 in the morning (it was probably earlier like around 4) i (cante remember) i was boiling egsgs for 15 minuts and trying not to fall asleep while brooming up the tea leaves and then mishka kept trying to pull yummyyums out of the rubbish bin so then i moved the rubbish bin into the bathroom and closed the door then i broomed up the tea leaves and shut them into the laundrey so mishka couldnt get it (i couldnt broom the tea leaves into the rubbish bin because the rubbish binn was in the bathroom) and the tea leaves were still in the dustpan sitting there so eventually the eggs were ready and mishka culd eat them and it took care burning myself to peel the eggs but then mishka took a few sniffs and tentative bites and decided she was too good for the eggs because she doesnt like eggs i suppose she thinks theyre rather tasteless and stalked off to my room and curled up on the bed again so the little rascal wanst even that hungry the naughty thing

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