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God, the way all the prequel star wars media (i.e. set before episode IV) makes the death star dreaded is amazing.
Imagine showing star wars in chronological order to someone who didnāt know what the death star was. Itās shown as blueprints in episode II, as a shell in III, and then hinted at over and over in Bad Batch, Rebels, and Andor with increasingly frantic rebels. āProject Stardustā, a āsuperweaponā, giant crystals, etc. You see it half built at the end of Andor season one and you donāt know what it does but you know itās bad. And then in rogue one you see it.
Jedha City is destroyed. So is the database on Scariff. All with the imagery of nuclear bombs. And come A New Hope, it destroys Alderaan. We care about Bail and Leia by now, and we realize this isnāt an oversized laser nuke. Krennic was right; it can destroy planets. The stakes have never been higher. The joy and relief at itās destruction is overwhelming. The horror is over.
And then two movies later they fucking make another one and in the next movie thereās a planet one that destroys an entire system weāve never seen and then in two more movies thereās a fucking fleet of star destroyers that do that and you realize the galaxy will never be free from the increasingly ridiculous power creep lmao.
I keep thinking about how Eda and Stan were married in Vegas for either 6 or 48 hours according to some easter eggs in Gravity Falls and The Owl House. It's a funny headcanon, I remember before Raine it was a semi popular ship. But if you think about the timing of it a LOT of questions start getting raised. Not to go too deep into the timelines of either shows, but we know Gravity Falls is set in the early 2010s, either 2012 or 2013. The portal incident was 30 years prior, and Stan had been a homeless grifter for about a decade before that. We also know that Stan was married BEFORE the events of the show. So the vegas wedding either happened in the 70s when Stan was in his 20s and was a wandering con artist, or in the 80s-2000s when Stan was in his 30s-60s and was pretending to be Stanford. It makes more sense for him to be in Vegas in the 70s, but I fully believe that even while working on the portal Stan would've visited Vegas at least a few times. But the Owl House is set in probably the early 2020s, 2019 at the earliest (Based on the calendar we see in Reaching Out I think it's 2022). And Eda is vaguely in her mid to late 40s. We know Lilith cursed her near the end of their high school years and Eda dropped out, finding the portal shortly thereafter. Given Dana said Lilith is 2 years older than Eda, at the youngest Eda found the portal door at age 16, probably more like 17 or 18. If we assume she's as old as possible in the show and is 49, then she only had access to the human realm for 23 years, roughly spanning the 2000s and 2010s, maybe a bit of the late 90s. In the Land Before Swine audio commentary, Stan says his ex wife had a shirt that said "30 and very flirty" and we know Eda has a shirt in the show that says "Over 30 and very flirty". If Eda was actually 30, is 49 in the show, and the show takes place in 2019, then the marriage is in 2000. Around the time Dipper and Mabel are born. But it seems to me like Eda's not quite 49, and the show is in 2022, which places her being 30 more around 2010, right before Gravity Falls is supposed to take place. And if she's over 30, then it's after the show takes place! Of course, she could be wearing a shirt that overestimates her age--the curse does make her look older, and Eda's not exactly honest--but that means she's in her late 20s at best, in vegas, getting married for a day to Stan who is like, 50-60. Which isn't like, horrible but is definitely a little weird. Then again, she seems to have only married him to steal his stuff, so it doesn't really matter. Of course, all of this is assuming Eda's age is measured in human years. Because Dana had to go and say that the Boiling Isles uses two calendars; a version of the Gregorian Calendar (presumably brought in by Belos) and a calendar with 13 months and a 666 day long year. If Eda is in her late 40s by that calendar then the marriage could've been way earlier. But if that's the case then which other characters have their ages measured in that calendar? When Skara's 15th birthday happens, is that 15 365 day years or 15 666 day years. If Amity is 14 in 666 day years that's 25 and a half in 365 day years. That makes her significantly older than Luz. That can't be right.
God, bottom dysphoria is such bullshit. One day Iāll look down and Iāll think āyou know, Iāve had this penis for 22 years, and sure itās weird and awkward and doesnāt quite feel right but itās served me well, it has its purposes, I could live like this. Itās way more convenient than surgeryā and then the next day Iām practically praying Iāll wake up miraculously with a vagina. Which is a rather awkward position to be in given Iām an atheist.
Fucking stupid ass bottom dysphoria
Happy Juneteenth - Except as Punishment for a Crime
To my fellow Americans, especially African-Americans who are descended from slaves, happy Juneteenth. For any non-Americans (or white Americans unfamiliar with the holiday) reading this, Juneteenth marks June 19th 1865, when the final enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation freed the last southern slaves in Texas. Of course, there were still enslaved African-Americans in some northern states--namely Delaware and Kentucky--who were not emancipated until the ratification of the 13th Amendment on December 6th and went into effect on December 18th 1865. Of course, the 13th Amendment says "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." So slavery is legal for convicts. Convicts who are disproportionately black. Who are forced to work in agriculture, tech, and even furniture. In for-profit private prisons, remember. Companies profit from enslaved black labor in the US to this day.
Happy Juneteenth. It was a milestone, and we should celebrate it. But remember that it was not the end of civil war era slavery, and neither was the 13th amendment. The struggle continues to this day.
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You guys seem to want to stab Caesar. Did you know he lives on the east coast of the US? Yeah, heās in that big white house with all the pillarsā¦
PadmĆ© was a senator, and a famous one at that. From the movies and shows, it also doesnāt seem like she hid her pregnancy at all. Did people likeā¦ ask who the father was? Or is being a single mother more normal in Star Wars? Is it normal for the Naboo but not Coruscanti? The reverse? If it would raise eyebrows, did Bail or Mon Mothma ever ask her about it? Were there holo tabloids speculating about the father? Did she just tell people it was a private matter, or was there a cover story? I really need to know because fucking imagine if a senator was just casually pregnant and nobody knew who the dad was. That would cause such a stupid stir in the media. Imagine the conspiracy theories, the smear campaigns, especially as Palpatine gained more power.