#wenclay

Yoko: You haven't in the last decade and while Weems may have been happy to keep her feelings to herself I don't give a fuck about social graces

Morticia: *takes out a cigarette and offers one to Yoko*

Yoko: Offering a child cigarettes, tsk tsk tsk, especially when you know I don't breath

Morticia: *rolls her eyes* Fine, I am curious as to the state of my daughter's happiness

Yoko: *laughs* Does Wednesday do that?

Morticia: I am serious

Yoko: Right, what exactly are you asking?

Morticia: I have noticed Wednesday and her roommate have grown quite close and yet Enid continues to be seen publicly dating young men

Yoko: *bursts out laughing*

Morticia: What is so amusing

Yoko: Nothing, just it took them long enough to . . . anyway I'm not in an open polyromantic relationship with your daughter

Morticia: *taken a back* I never accused you of such

Yoko: *smiling* and I'm telling you I'm not

Morticia: Are you suggesting my daughter and Enid are

Yoko: *suddenly serious* I am not suggesting anything

Morticia: Are Enid and my daughter . . .

Yoko: Couldn't say

Morticia: *takes out a purse and holds a stack of bills towards Yoko*

Yoko: *accepts the money and stuffs it in her bra* I'm happy to take your money Tish but it can't change my answer

Morticia: *annoyed* You are being incredibly *stops* can't? Not won't?

Yoko: *nods* Bingo

Morticia: If Enid and my daughter had an arrangement would Wednesday be benefiting from it as well

Yoko: *opens and closes her mouth a number of times without saying anything*

Morticia: Hmmm, well on a completely separate subject has Wednesday grown close with anyone else?

Yoko: *blinks*

Morticia: *frustrated* Is my daughter enjoying any extra curricular activities

Yoko: *smiles* Lately she's been really throwing herself into her fencing giving it her all

Morticia: Does she have any particular rivals

Yoko: *testing* She and Bianca . . . they have been . . . practicing at all hours . . . vigorously

Morticia: *raises a hand* I believe I get the picture, Bianca that would be siren who was being extorted into manipulating me

Yoko: *smiling wider fangs showing* That would be the one

Morticia: Well at least my daughter has good taste in *stops mid sentence, against god and reason she somehow pales* Enid had a copy of my book. Seducing Sirens she insisted it was for a friend