More texts with Mom...
Mom: The Pats are playing a good game against the Bengals. Weβve been ahead the entire game. 27 to 10 late in the third quarter. β¨
Me: I miss civilization and actual sports. β¨
Mom: Oops we just recovered a fumble and scored another 7! The Bengals were undefeated until tonight. β¨
Me: Nationalists obliterating an endangered species? Unheard of.
Mom: Weirdo!














