Dick: Kiss, marry, kill, Batman, Superman or Wonder Woman

Jason: Kill Batman, kiss Superman on the forehead and marry Wonder Woman

Dick: Hmmm, kiss, marry, kill, Bat Man, Flash, Green Arrow

Jason: Kill Batman, kiss Green Arrow, on the forehead also and uhh guess I’ll marry Flash

Dick (Sensing a pattern): Batman, Cat Woman or…let’s switch it up, Bruce Wayne

Jason: …

Dick: Red Hood?

Jason (who will ultimately have to marry one of his parents in this scenario): Hey you’re right, let’s switch it up, Starfire, Oracle or younger Flash?

Dick (freaking out because he’s only ever told one person about Flash and now fears he hallucinating Red Hood): HahahhahahhahahHAHAHAHAHHWHHAHAHWHHAHAHAHHHHHHA, very funny

Jason: Dude, are you like ok?

Dick: Dude are you like my brother?

✨ Argentina are through to the semi-finals! ✨

Defying the naysayers, the fabricated narratives, and the unwarranted slander he has endured, Lionel Messi has once again led Argentina forward, reaching the third World Cup semi-final of his career. The captain also became the first player in history to register double-digit World Cup assists, taking his tally to 10. Add to that a brilliant strike from Julián Álvarez and a late finish from Lautaro Martínez to seal a 3–1 victory over Switzerland, and the defending champions march on to protect their title.