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GHOAP PUNISHER AU PART 4/?

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now, there’s this episode in ays s1 and i feel like we haven’t talked about it enough (WE HAVE NOT). in fact i’d really like YOUR take on it. i think it was in one of the connecticut episodes?! they were lying in bed and jk slapped jm’s ass. i just feel like if they were just bros he wouldn’t do that?? 😯

Thank you sweet one for this ask! Yes, let's revisit, re-analyze, rewatch and re-press. We all need good vibes rn.

*opens book*

LET'S REOPEN THE ANALYSIS, ERR.. THE ASSALANYS, EERRP, THE ASS-SLAP-NALYSIS OF THE CENTURY YES.

Before I start, just to make sure, let's all gather round and refresh our memories. I think I know what you refer to, but I must check first.

*roll the tape*

I believe this is it, right?

What happens.

Jungkook comes to wake Jimin up. He sigh-whispers "Jimin-ssi" twice, it's loaded.. as he circles the bed, takes off his microphone, and puts it on the nightstand.

Jimin just stretches like a cat that knows it's about to get itchy. His cuddles are coming!

Jungkook arranges a pillow by the headboard and then proceeds to slide Jimin’s leg down. His head on pillow plan is immediately rerouted south. Jimin’s rump proves to be the better pillow because JK dives in face first into cake and grunts. Satisfaction score: 13/11.

Still, it's totally normal behavior.

They then chat a bit. Then there is a cut, and Jimin has draped both his legs, knees up, hip hipflexors fully engaged, over a stretched out Junkook as he grunt-sighs. Jesus.

Foot in crotch.

Again, satisfaction: ultra plus maximus.

From this point on, there is a lot of grunting, actually.

They play fight by tossing limbs left and right.

I'd like to make a special note here: Jimin’s hips get tossed over, legs closed, but then he, again those strong flexors, opens up his legs, knees up and uses his hip to push back against solid rock.

*sips water*

Moving on.

Jungkook is now playing. He acts like he's kitty punching Jimin. His fiercest opponent in the game they call "Roly poly bed cuddles for Bro's totally normal yes you can leave that in no need to edit it out game" ... he then smiles and SLAPS the juiciest ass ever in his vicinity (it's in the contract), and then that very lucky hand then slides off the ass (this takes so long) before getting shunned in between the sheets where it has to repent.

Atp they have both reached full nirvana and both stretch out in bed.

Grunt, sigh, and moans can be heard.

They slide all limbs and lively batteries into the hard surface of the bed, which now houses a gaggle of unrepentant sinners.

If you're wondering about the grunting.

It just keeps going.

Bliss.