#we hate them

Manwhore telemachus AU but make it his defense mechanism

Now now hear me out-

We all know the suitors picked on him. And in my Canon atleast, he's considered an equal reservation of both his father and mother. And we all know that being gay was okay in ancient greece right?

And the suitors (in this AU atleast) sometimes makes explicit comments about him too. And in this AU, what if Telemachus decided "fuck it. If it keeps my mother safe then fuck it all!" And used their lust to his advantage.

Like imagine this, Telemachus x literally anybody but its all part of his plan. Sure Athena thought it was... Dirty, but atleast it worked really good to his favor. I mean yall if he played the cards right could make Antinous stop trying to pick on him and his mother by promising another night lol

Now little wolf would either happen and around Antinous, OR it wouldnt even happen. But instead changed to a song probably titled "plan of a corwardly prince" that entails all details of what Telemachus would do to keep his mother safe from the hands of the suitors. And perhaps, a touch of how much he power he realized he had by playing with lust.

And maybe on his diplomatic mission, when they don't seem to cooperate he can use other ways yknow *wink wink* imagine him talking about his acquantence in his journey going like

"Oh Peisisarus? He's a good person. Really easy to sway of you know what i mean. Amazing sword to be completely honest"

Or maybe this is "manwhore" no mercy AU. Where, when those he's bedding is high on pleasure he would hit them hard untill they pass out or something, tie em up, and with shakey legs, trow them into his basement and lock em off.

Cant be bad to assert dominance by topping them while theyre tied up, besides, theyve tried worse on him. right?

we don’t like them >:(

they’re mean >:(