#wayangan

Disuatu pagi, dipekarangan rumah damai Ponokawan.

Gareng : Duhh..rokok seenak ini kok ya dilarang yo Gong?

Petruk : Welah! Ada pisang mateng! Ambil ah!

Bagong : Cewe seksi jugak dilarang kok..

Gareng : Kok dilarang?

Bagong : Dilarang masuk ndasmu, nanti kamu semakin malas kerja!

Gareng : Asem! Aku malas kerja tapi uangku banyak kok..jadi ya bebas..

Bagong : Sakpenakmu Reng..

Petruk : Wehehe..yang enak ya teh anget..

Bagong : Enak itu nyalahin orang lain Truk, atau kayak Semar itu..tidaaaarr tiduurr..

Petruk : Hahaa..

Semar : Welaaah..mbegeg ugeg ugeg sakdulito hmel hmel..aku ndak nyari apa-apa, jadi ya tidur ajaaa..

Gareng : Cangkemu lho Gong! Mulutmu! Kayak kamu bener aja!

Petruk : Ada kabar terbaru apa ya? Syahrini itu mau Nikah kapan?

Semar : Weeeee..hehehe..

Gareng : Kabar terbaru adalah..Ngastina lagi panas!

Petruk : Waaahh..berjemur aaahh..biar kayak seleb luaaaaar..

Bagong : Jelas panas, Sengkuni bayangannya semakin banyak kok..

Gareng : Kok iso???

Bagong : Makin banyak manusia-manusia yang licik persis Sengkuni tur rumongso iso, tapi ora iso ngerumangsani..

Gareng : Setubuh!

Bagong : Gah..

Gareng : Bener Gong..mulutmu bener! Sekarang ini jadi lahir para juri-juri dan hakim-hakim gadungan! Asu!

Bagong : Wedhuuuuuss..

Gareng : Lha yo to..cangkemu bener maneh kui Gong..tur banyak yang meng-wedhus-hitamkan orang lain!

Petruk : hahaha..Betul Romo?

I just watch a trailer about a movie named,WANTED. Starring Angelina Jolie,Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy. The story-line looks kinda cool because they really have Morgan reeman as the supporting actor and his cool voice along the trailer..Must watch movie in year 2008.. 25-year-old Wes was the most disaffected, cube-dwelling drone the planet had ever known. His boss chewed him out hourly, his girlfriend ignored him routinely and his life plodded on interminably. Everyone was certain this disengaged slacker would amount to nothing. There was little else for Wes to do but wile away the days and die in his slow, clock-punching rut. Until he met a woman named Fox. After his estranged father is murdered, the deadly sexy Fox recruits Wes into the Fraternity, a secret society that trains Wes to avenge his dad's death by unlocking his dormant powers. As she teaches him how to develop lightning-quick reflexes and phenomenal agility, Wes discovers this team lives by an ancient, unbreakable code: carry out the death orders given by fate itself. With wickedly brilliant tutors--including the Fraternity's enigmatic leader, Sloan--Wes grows to enjoy all the strength he ever wanted. But, slowly, he begins to realize there is more to his dangerous associates than meets the eye. And as he wavers between newfound heroism and vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one could ever teach him: he alone controls his destiny.