oh my god i am gonna get into so much trouble but here we go:
(these are in no particular order as most of these grievances are pretty equal for me in how much they piss me off)
1. The clusterfuck that was Janet Van Dyne’s treatment in Ant Man. I cannot even sort of begin to describe how much this pissed me the fuck off. Like. Next level insulting, fridging an incredibly important and FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE AVENGERS but OKAY. SAME FOUNDING MEMBER THAT named the fucking avengers
2. Civil War. Maaaan, listen the Cap movies are my fave, they’ve always been my fave of the MCU, and frankly I really love Cap in the comics. But MCU’s civil war was just..... well it was kinda insulting. Like Civil War in the comics is this huge, world-altering event and ???? in the MCU they duke it out in an airport landing strip??? They should have let the Russo’s do the original movie they wanted, with way more character development for the CAP CENTRIC characters. There were bits and pieces of this movie I liked, but what the fuck. Why waste an important storyline like this??? It felt so half-assed.
3. Why are the Maximoff kids so fucking white(and basically neo nazi’s lets not leave that out). WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING WHITE.WHY WAS DS SO FUCKING WHITE????
4. Joss Whedon??? Was allowed??? To pull that shit in AoU??????? No one stopped him?????
5. WHY ARE WE PUTTING OFF BLACK PANTHER FOR ANOTHER SPIDERMAN. Listen. I get it. It doesn’t look half bad, and Tom Holland seems perfect for the role, and I like the cast they’ve put together so far, but????? WHY DID THEY DO THAT???? also....... if they were gonna do that they could at least given us Miles Morales or Mae Parker or SOMETHING.
why the fuck is tony in every goddamn movie jfc
(disclaimer: this sounds super harsh, but there are plenty of things about the mcu that i do love and i have enjoyed a good portion of their movies, some i would even call great)
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