Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

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Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

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I love that Dickbats only has two settings. You've got "miserable prettyboy" or "some terrifying Creature." Peak character design
"Touch averse Jason Todd" have you considered that he is actually a total cuddlebug? Have you considered that he is Bruce's velcro kid? Are you aware that Jason is one of the most tactile Bats & always has been? He wants to be held he wants hugs he wants touch stop being scared to let Jason be cuddly & desperate
Okay but do you know what really gets me?
There's no one left in-universe who can or will talk about Jaybin as he really was.
Bruce is the founder of the Jaybin Slander Department;
Alfred is no better.
Dick wasn't around much, didn't know him that well.
If Barbara ever interacted with him in his original run, I haven't found it yet.
I mean, he had some interactions with the Teen Titans, but was he really close with any of them?
I suppose Gordon could, assuming he isn't in on the Jason-bashing. I haven't seen it but I could be missing something.
And, well, Jason... somehow, I don't think anyone's asking Jason what he was like as a kid, nor is he really a reliable source. Autobiographical memory is weird.
No one in-universe will ever really talk about this bright, friendly, eager kid, and it's a tragedy.
He was smart and clever and had so much compassion.
He wanted so badly to help people, and he found joy in his work as Robin.
He had a dramatic flair and he was kind of a nerd and he was really funny on occasion.
He was so deeply, fundamentally good, and the fact that somehow his legacy has been twisted into one of anger and recklessness is honestly a crime.
It makes me so desperately sad that there's not a single character who can even start to undo the lasting damage of a four-decade smear campaign against a kid who did nothing to deserve it.
Kory: I'm sorry I almost killed you, Dick 🥺 I won't do it again 👉👈 whoopsies 😔
Dick: 😍🥰😍🥰it's okay🥰😍🥰😍I wouldn't even mind that much if you did😍🥰😍🥰

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*cough* theater kid *cough*
I can never stop thinking about The Neighborhood (Nightwing (1996) #10). It lives rent-free in my mind. Like, here's a list of things that appear/happen in Dick's nightmare:
He's married to Donna
They have two kids
Donna is cheating on him with Roy
Dick works an office job
Dick's boss is the Joker
Bruce works at the same company as him but much higher up
Bruce & Selina are married
They also live next door to Dick & Donna
Poison Ivy and the Penguin are married and also live nearby
Jason is a skeleton and the paperboy and he goes by JT
Jean-Paul Valley takes Bruce's place above Dick when Bruce gets promoted
Tim also works there and gets mad at Dick for screwing up the budget
Bruce throws Dick's son out a window & the kid falls to his death
Like... Dick, buddy, there's a lot to unpack there. have you considered talking to someone about any of that. I think you probably should but I know you're not going to.
Letter from the column in Batman #472