Rewatching Bo Burnham's Inside recently reminded me that I thought Warren Buffet was a lesbian for, like, several years
I can't remember exactly how I arrived at that conclusion but my best guess is that a) I don't think about him basically at all, b) I'm bad with names, and c) when I was coming across info about Buffet, I was also coming across news about Elizabeth Warren... So my brain just smashed them into some Frankenstein's public figure and I accidentally created Elizabeth Warren Buffet
All I knew was that there was a billionaire called Buffet, and that I'd heard something about Buffet having a wife, and the most complex thought I had was 'damn why would a lesbian betray us like this'. Also, returning to Bo Burnham's Inside, there's a line in one of the Bezos songs that name drops Buffet + others and is like 'fuck their wives, drink their blood', which notably does *not* say that Buffet isn't a lesbian and reinforces the existence of the wife, so Bo Burnham really only fed into my belief in the richest lesbian in the world
