#warframeposting

being a new warframe player is a crazy experience because you will realize you need a frumple gun to do better damage but you can only get it after farming a specific bleeblorp from Mars, and it can only be unlocked on the 3rd new moon of the year. But in order to get the purgle to process the bleeblorp u must first gain enough street cred with the local Crimbus syndicate. You will need to do 5 million missions for them to be able to rank yourself up enough to buy the purgle. Congrats you’ve ranked up enough to buy the purgle. Except you’ve only bought the blue print. You now need to farm even more components. You do all this and the frumple gun is mastery locked.

consider: feral warframes

warframe gonna bankrupt me with tennogen ;-;

warframe rly is the game of all time. one of the enemy factions is just Capitalists But Worse. the game never tells you you're supposed to be buying 60% of your equipment blueprints from the market. the key mechanics in all the open-world sections are fishing, mining, bounty hunting, and animal conservation. at least 2/3 of the types of robots in the game are secretly people. you don't unlock the player character until 12+ hours into the main questline. your mom's abusive ex starts a fucking mind control cult. you finally meet the big name scientist guy they've been hyping up for ten+ real-life years and he's an adulterous gay middle-aged grandfather wearing gold nail polish and a snapback. there are collectible plushies

everyone stop what you’re doing and tell me something fun/interesting about your Drifter right neoww 🔫

*in the middle of surgery* this is really cutting into my warframe time