#wahoo world

Day 39

im obsessed with the fact you made an entire blog presumably just to send this ask i do remember these weird ass signs in wahoo world omg. The large text, as im sure you already found, is sign script. this exact line of gibberish in sign script shows up at the front of inkopolis tower, funnily enough. I wanna say it's in some other places too.

but for the text in question im gonna double whammy ruin your day 1. while the small text uses some characters from round script, it doesn't entirely match. it also doesn't mimic anything. no match to an existing script + no mimicry= the text is gibberish. 2. im 100% sure the cursed being in question is a swordfish and not a narwhal. sorry

I'm Doing My Part!

Pronouns: He/Him

Occupation: Wahoo World Roller Coaster Maintenance Worker

You thought Big Run's were gone? Well, guess what!! It's back, and lucky for many, it's only impacting Wahoo World and places around it!! However, this doesn't mean everybody is off the hook. Even with this smaller scale attack compared to ones like the Big Big Run or Grand Run, there are still things you should do to protect your life. Remember: The most important thing is protecting your life, not protecting the name of a big corporation and the propaganda they spread!! I'll write a essay on Big Run later.

Without further ado, here we go!!

1. REMAIN CALM

Panicking over the red sky, heavy air, and stink aren't going to help anybody. Panicking will only lead to other people panicking, and because of panic, will lead to a multitude of bad things. This includes hires at Grizzco!! (will expand on Grizzco later)

Stay calm and proceed with other safety precautions

2. STAY INSIDE

Now is NOT the time to play Turf War. Especially when it comes to maps in rotation that are near the Big Run site. Invading Salmonids are bound to get lost in the sewers and end up in places their not supposed to be, and unfortunately for them, probably don't know how to keep calm in this situation, leading to issues not only for them, but for those around them.

While stray Salmonid warriors are quite rare, it's best to play it safe and stay inside.

3. LOCK WINDOWS AND DOORS

IT IS BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!! While still on the topic before, stray Salmonids are rare, but can still happen. It is better for you if you stay inside and make sure to lock your doors so no unwanted intruders get in. This is especially important for if you live closer to the Big Run site!

I would also recommend closing your toilet and checking your sink, or any place that connects to the sewer system. Smallfries are notorious for getting lost, and are likely to get in through your toilet or sink if they try hard enough.

4. HAVE A WEAPON CLOSE BY TO DEFEND YOURSELF JUST IN CASE

In the circumstances a Salmonid DOES somehow get in, treat them like any other intruder. Kick them out, use a weapon if necessary. This can range from a big stick to an E-Liter. In an emergency where you find yourself facing off against multiple intruders, make sure you have places to reset and fight back the intruders. If it gets too overwhelming, don't risk it and retreat to higher ground or another room, locking the door.

DO NOT ATTACK ANY STRAY SALMONIDS UNLESS THEY ATTACK YOU!! Some might be armed, some might not be armed. If they don't attack you, don't attack them. Some might be living in town with you! You wouldn't attack a neighbor because of their species, right?

5. DO NOT HELP OUT AT GRIZZCO IF YOU AREN'T WORKING THERE ALREADY

From what I heard, no, you're not gonna get paid well for getting hired during a Big Run. There is so much going on in the building that many new hires are pushed aside, barely paid anything for helping out. But the main reason you shouldn't get hired during a Big Run is because IT IS TOO DANGEROUS!! REMEMBER!! YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY IS STAYING SAFE!! Putting yourself into danger will have consequences. I've met MANY who got too reckless.

REMEMBER!! BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!

AS FOR EMPLOYEES ON THE CLOCK...

DON'T PUSH YOURSELVES. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICKS JUST TO GET MORE EGGS. YOUR HERE TO DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY, NOT EXPLOIT.

PROTECT PEOPLE, THAT IS YOUR JOB. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL EGGS. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO EXPLOIT THE SALMONIDS!! YOU ARE TREATING THEM LIKE THEY TREAT YOU OUT OF BIG RUN!! YOU ARE PROTECTING US FROM INTRUDERS.

MAKE SENSE???