#vulcaskes

James - basketball

Sirius - cricket

Peter - hockey

Remus - long jump

Lily - rounders

Mary - ballet

Marlene - rugby

Dorcas - tennis

Pandora - acrobatics

Evan - javelin throwing

Barty - hunting

Bellatrix - bull fighting

Andromeda - gymnastics

Narcissa - figure skating

Sybill - darts

Xenophilius - billiards

James — blocks them then flexes in the mirror to feel better

Peter — ignores it but secretly plots their demise

Sirius — explains (in detail) how much better he is than them, with quotes and references

Remus — responds with a long, thought out message after crying for an hour

Lily — argues with them and gets annoyed about it

Mary — "idc what you think I'm hotter than you"

Marlene — argues with them but in the dumbest way possible so they get annoyed

Emmeline — doxes them

Alice — "no u"

Frank — posts their hate and is like "lmao loser"

Dorcas — dms them a pic of her in their mum's bed

Pandora — responds with their address, phone number, social security, and mother's maiden name

Evan — "kys"

Barty — spams them with random copypastas

Xenophilius — takes it as them trying to be friends and immediately starts yapping in their inbox

Andromeda — sends them really condescending smiley emojis like 😊

Narcissa — "uhm, sorry, who are you? Why are you ugly"

Bellatrix — shows up outside their house

James - no allergies but IS lactose intolerant

Sirius - cat hair

Peter - peanuts

Remus - hayfever and has an atrocious amount of dietary requirements/restrictions

Lily - shellfish/crustaceans/molluscs

Mary - mustard

Marlene - bees (has tried to fight a hive) (nearly died)

Dorcas - gluten intolerance

Pandora - sulphur dioxide/sulphites

Evan - tree nuts

Barty - eggs

Bellatrix - no allergies and even if she did react to smth her body would scare the reaction away

Andromeda - soya

Narcissa - stone fruits

Sybill - penicillin

Xenophilius - latex

Regulus - literally everything, his pathetic victorian constitution was not built to survive the world

James - tinned soup

Sirius - salt

Peter - sardines

Remus - baking powder

Lily - pasta

Mary - herbs/spices

Marlene - sugar

Dorcas - oil

Pandora - coffee beans

Evan - mayonnaise

Barty - ketchup

Bellatrix - chopped tomatoes

Andromeda - rice

Narcissa - milk

Sybill - hot chocolate powder

Xenophilius - raisins

James - the great gatsby

Sirius - crime and punishment

Peter - slaughterhouse-five

Remus - flowers for algernon

Lily - the virgin suicides

Mary - the bell jar

Marlene - animal farm

Dorcas - lud-in-the-mist

Pandora - frankenstein

Evan - lolita

Barty - the catcher in the rye

Bellatrix - dracula

Andromeda - the picture of dorian gray

Narcissa - wuthering heights

Sybill - the collector

Xenophilius - lost in the garden

James - pop

Sirius - metal

Peter - R&B

Remus - jazz

Lily - New Wave

Mary - bossa nova

Marlene - grime/british rap

Dorcas - indie

Pandora - techno

Evan - ska

Barty - drum and bass

Bellatrix - countrygaze

Andromeda - rock n roll

Narcissa - classical

Sybill - folk

Xenophilius - funk

i have surprisingly strong opinions about this so here we go :P

Remus

Bellatrix

Sirius

Peter

Barty

Marlene

James

Evan

Xenophilius

Dorcas

Sybill

Andromeda

Pandora

Regulus

Lily

Mary

James - 1950s rock n roll

Sirius - 1980s punk

Peter - 1990s grunge

Remus - 1970s cowboy

Lily - 1960s mods

Mary - 1930s hollywood glitz and glamour

Marlene - 1940s wartime utility

Dorcas - 1970s disco

Pandora - 1920s flapper

Evan - 1930s sophisticated pragmatism

Barty - 1960s ivy league style

Bellatrix - 1980s power dressing

Andromeda - 1970s bohemian

Narcissa - 1950s femininity revival/New Look

Sybill - 1960s hippies

Xenophilius - 1920s swimwear