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So we open with Lord Boxman having captured our Bodegamen. How?

But that’s part of the fun of this one: we don’t know HOW he has our heroes tied up and suspended over boiling lava. In natural supervillian fashion he asks if their curious what he’s going to do to them. Enid says no, KO admits sheepilshy he does.

HIs plan is to drop them towards the lava then blow them with a giant fan into some knives

I just love how it’s not some thick razor wall of knives or something, it’s just clearly whatever knives boxman had lying around including some sort of cermonial dagger, all his kitchen knives and a plastic knife.  I miss this series perfect sense of comedy. 

But Boxman ends up running off as it turns out he double booked in the classic sitcom manor as he has a buisness dinner party tonight! And Dinner Burnt!

He greets his client, Professor Venemous, played by Stephen Og, whose best known for Grand Theft Auto V... which i’ve never played because I only own nintendo consoles and they won’t put it on the switch because shut up. Boxman awkwardly hugs him. Dude.. no. You can’t just. .hug your crush like that. That’s weird and unsettling... I mean granted i’m not great with romance and spent years either creeping people or just plain failing and stumble at trying to talk to women romantically, let alone men which i’m too scared to even WANT to attempt half the time for fear of a negative reactoin

  It’s funny because I'm dying alone due to my own deep insecurities and shortcomings. 

Fink rightly kicks him in the face but it’s clear Boxman likes Venmous from minute one. Venomus. is a bit abivlant, not happy his last order of robot parts never arrived, likely because Boxman used them to create some sort of giant mech made entirely out of his children for him to pilot but it fell over because he didn’t use enough Darrel arms. He’ll get there eventually. 

So Boxman has them get seated while dashing to go take care of his hostages running into Darryl and Shannon respectively. Darryl wants to wear his sailor suit, and Shannon wants to sing her song. Boxman agrees to the latter to stall for time while he goes to his nemisises and wearing funny apron, is forced to admit he accidnetly double booked and simply wants to have it all.. and by that I mean he wants to bone his client, and keep his buisness, and murder three teenagers. Going for the triple crown there Boxy. At least I assume that’s what the triple crown is. 

So he leaves them and goes to Dinner while the Heroes break out, standard stuff. 

The Dinner is a shit show.. for starters Boxman had to run back because Shanon is singing the diheera song.. what’s the diherrea song.. wellllll

And here’s the better version:

These are the only three places i’ve seen it refrenced. Anyways, Boxman shuts that down and dinner is natrually boogers given it was burnt, no one’s touching the sallad it’s an awkard mess. Awwww just like me. 

Things aren’t helped by the fact our three heroes, after getting free, decide instead to ruin Boxman’s evening, showing up as waiters with comedy mustaches and standard chef’s outfits to serve dinner... which is code for dump something on Boxman’s crotch. Maybe it’s acid, maybe i’ts maybleine, maybe it’s just ketchup, maybe it’s something rad keeps in his van, I don’t think we’re meant to know. 

They finish the course with desert: pies. A pie fight insues and Boxman, noticing Venmous getting increasingly irritated, decides fuck it and does the logical thing: Grabs his son, turns him into a bazooka, rips his daughter’s arms off to use as the aims, then grabs the pies as their thrown to use as ammo and goes rambo on them.. and Venmous is very into it. He even zeros in on Boxman’s chest. Check it out

Look if I have to suffer so do you. But I do love this scnee.. it shows off WHY Gar simply hasn’t taken down Boxman besides superhero logic: he’s just that good despite his neurosis and comical nature. And it also shows why Venmous finds him attractive, as he explains after he asks for the guns: a dinner party is freaking boring and he goes through so many.. but vanqshing a hero, seing boxman truly passionate and in his element, that’s truly special. Venemous sends our heroes off and decides to up his contract instead of ending it, giving boxman his hug and beginging the courtship... though Boxman does get boxing gloved by Fink for his trouble. Hey winning over your boyfriends kids his hard bud, takes time. You’ll get it.

Final Thoughts:

This episode is fun, well paced and amazingly sets up venmous, showing him as compietent, charasmatic and very, very bi. He’d only get better from here as would the relationship.. with thankfully no more sweaty closeups of boxman...

Good episodes if you excuse me I need a freaking shower. Nothing against boxman if you find him attractive you do you but for me... yeah still need that shower.