“Hoe Don’t Do It” <3
| 13. Stealing a car |
It isn’t every day that she’d be struck with boredom. Infact, that seems to happen more than once per hour as of late. WithTerra being gone ever day during working hours, there isn’t much for her to doat home. Sometimes, being a housewife isn’t all that glamorous.Of course, she gets to have all the nicest things that her husband would bringhome to her. Unfortunately, these nice things never seemed toentertain her much. She has already finished a marathon of Buffy the VampireSlayers series, Supernaturals series, Doctor Who series & the Breaking Bad series. That is a lot of television & she’s quite certain that she doesnot need to sit her pretty little rear down on the couch, munching on asmall bowl of popcorn while sky blue eyes would be glued on the televisionscreen. That isn’t the only thingthat she does. Of course, while sitting bored at home does have some benefits——those benefits being yoga & hot personal trainer that she can swoon but not touch. So, herbody has been nothing but downright sexy & she knows that Terra appreciates it too. After all, who woulddeny such a beauty with such voluptuous curves? & even so, that certainly does not crave her boredom.
With each passing second, she grows bored for having to waitfor her husband to come home. She knows that if she was to apply for a job, noone would want to take her for her requirements to be hired are too i n t e n s e to even be considered.With Terra being the CEO of a business company that she cares so little about,they have more than just enough money rolling in. The life of luxury that herdeceased parents always dreamed that she’d have. & what does she do with it? Complain about it since she’drarely have enough time with her husband. So, in a whim of the moment, shedecides that she’d do something tocatch the eye of her beloved. With both house & keys in hand, Esdeath quickly exits her house & drives straight up to her husband’scompany. She parks the car just out of sight & struts over to the carpark, where she knows that her husband’seyes would be down on it soon enough.
She paces back &forth between expensive & cheapcars, deciding how long it’d be for him to even notice after the halfan hour she has been here. Soon enough, she hears footsteps; footstepsthat makes the corner of her lips twitch into a smirk, before she turnsherself around with a baseball bat in hand. The look of terror within the blueof the ocean is what stirs her on even more. He could always read her withouthaving her to spell it out. Refreshing, to say the least.
❝ you have no idea how bored i am TERRA… ❞
Bat is risen, determining to do what she is there for ——orrather, in a form of a prank. She wouldn’t have done it, if it wasn’t for thefact that Terra has challenginglycalled her a hoe& demands that she shouldn’tdo it. So, the metallic bat that he oh so loves hits against thesturdiness of the cheapest car that’s next to her. Her strength is enough toshatter the glass, in which she quickly slips into the now open door. With nimble digits, she hassuccessfully hijacked the car within a span of a minute (the many things she learned while on herfree time, bless her). She hears the shouts of Terra’s but ignoranceis bliss. Revving up the engine, she quickly backs the car out of itsspot before poking her head out of the window with a smirk that shouldn’tbe there.
❝ see you at home, sweet husband of mine ~ remember, dinner is at 7. ❞
& off shewent, driving the car out of the parking slot as fast as the car could takeher. She doesn’t miss her luxurious car that is hidden behind bushes in theslightest bit. Thing is, she would return to her car soon. This car, however ——it’sgoing for a trip to trash land.













