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Virgil is a new tenant to an apartment complex and his landlord seems real nice. He told Virgil that should he ever need anything fixed to just give a call. He managed to get over the anxiety of calling someone for help, now he needs to get over the gay panic he experiences every time his landlord sends âone of the boysâ over.
Pairing: Everyone has a crush on Virgil who is also gay for everyone.
Warnings: panic descriptions from talking over the phone/to new people. Possible second hand embarrassment, swearing
Prompt pic at the end.
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In all fairness, Virgil loves his new place. Way more than the old place he used to live at least. At least here the walls werenât cracked and seemed sturdy enough that he wouldnât be able to hear his neighbors through them. While he does his sweep of the place, writing down anything that might be wrong so the landlord canât blame them on him, thereâs barely anything broken or messed up. A clear step up from his old apartment.
âWhat you say Oogies?â Virgil nods to the black cat lounging on the cat tower after heâs finished his walk through. The cat stares at him, he stares back. They blink slowly at the same time and Virgil puffs out a breath. OogieBoogie wasnât fond of the move. Complaining loudly at every jostle of the cat carrier. Virgil wanted to let her out but couldnât until all his stuff was moved in for her safety. Seems like heâs forgiven.
âCome on lazy bones,â He finagles the cat out of the tower and she curls over his shoulders, paws dipping into the hood of his hoodie, and purrs. He smiles and scratches at her chin. For the most part she blends into the patterned fabric, her grey stripes the only thing that pop out, and even then only barely.
Virgil locks the apartment door, cat on his shoulders, and walk-through papers in hand. They walk their way around the complex and to the main office building. Virgil almost hesitates, thinking maybe he should go tomorrow morning at a better time, but OggieBoogie nuzzles his head encouragingly.
âYeah okay,â He whispers to the animal, knowing sheâs smug as he opens the door. Itâs fluorescently bright. Thereâs no one at the front desk. Virgil takes two steps, and nearly backs out, when a friendly face pops out of one of the offices.
âOh Virgil!â Virgil lets out a sigh of relief. He recognizes the elderly faceÂ
âHey Mr Sanders,â He gives an awkward wave. The cheery man laughs.
âYou may call me Thomas you know,â He says smiling at his cat and waving to the animal. She blinks at him.
âRight, yeah, course, Mr. Thomas yeah,â Virgil says. Thomas gives him a fond smile but doesnât correct him. Thank god. Thomas helped him fill out lease papers when he first came to check out new apartments. Honestly a blessing as Virgil had no idea what he was doing. Bonus that Thomas professed the place to be queer friendly as well. Virgil hung up his rainbow flag in the window the moment he found it.
âOh I brought the walk through papers back,â He hands them over and Thomas takes them happily.Â
âEverything good so far?â He asks. Virgil nods, nothing on there that he thought needed fixing, at least right away.
âOh,â Thomas says softly. Virgil tenses and Oogie starts purring on his shoulder to comfort him.
âAre you having problems with the lights?â Thomas asks, very sincerely. Virgil shrugs a little and Oogie shifts to accommodate his motions.
âNot really, nothing serious,â He tries to play it off. Thomas pouts at his papers.
âSome of the plugs not screwed in properly, not working, a light out in the laundry area,â Thomas âtsksâ as he reads off Virgilâs writing. He perks up and offers Virgil a bright smile.
âNo worries at all! Iâll send one of the boys over to fix it.â He offers Virgil a wink and riffles through his pockets. He pulls out his wallet and inside it a business card for the office that he promptly hands over.
âYou ever need anything fixed, do not be afraid to call ya hear?â Virgil just nods, taking the card with him.
âWait the boys?â He finds himself questioning. Thomas smiles again with a flippant wave of his hand.
âItâs the name of the contractor company I have hired here for the apartments. Someone should be over in about an hour to help you with the lights.â And with that Thomas is walking away to his own office, leaving Virgil to go back to his new home.
âShit,â He mutters as he now realizes. Company coming over, and his new home is a mess. He walks quicker than he normally does to try and clean a little before âone of the boysâ makes it over. Oogie is not as impressed.
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Virgil does well distracting himself. He organizes the boxes and even rearranges the hazardously brought in furniture to his liking. Oogie is lounging in her cat tower again, watching him try not to be frantic. Heâs in the middle of putting some tupperware containers in the cabinets when thereâs a knock on the door.
He wipes his hands on his jeans to make sure theyâre not sweaty, and opens the door. Somewhere in the back of his mind he debates slamming it shut but in the end remains frozen with the front door wide open. Cause there in front of him is an absolutely gorgeous guy, hair slicked back and a cunning smile.
âGood afternoon, my name is Damien. Mr. Sanders said you needed help with some of your lights?â His voice sounds like silk and though thereâs a long scar across side of his face, it takes nothing away from his beauty.
âUh yeah.â Virgil says awkwardly.
âYeah, yeah,â He says even more awkwardly and moves to the side to let the guy in.
âMuch appreciated,â The guy, Damien says. Virgil canât tell if the dude is cheeky or not, but damn is he flustered trying not to stare at his arms and the way he moves in those white jeans. Who wears white jeans to fix things? Virgil should send them a thank you note.
âWhich plugs were having issues?â Damien asks then and Virgil decides words are not needed just this moment and deigns to gesture as best he can. Damien smiles at him and sets to work straightening some of the plugs out and replacing one in the corner when he notices a crack in the casing.
âExcuse me, miss.â He hears Damien say and peeks over his kitchen counter to see Damien gently nudging Oogie away from some of his tools. Virgil whines.
âOogies come on let the man do his job,â Virgil goes over and scoops the cat up, petting her head to keep her from getting annoyed that she couldnât continue with her curiosity. Damien laughs though and stands, now taking out the walk through Virgil so diligently wrote not 2 hours ago.
âYou said that some of the plugs donât work and that some of the switches donât lead to anything?â He glances at Virgil with just a hint of a smirk. Virgil hugs Oogie a little tighter to keep his gay panic from spiraling.
âYeah just seemed weird? I didnât know if it was something wrong or what,â He says with a shrug, trying to seem nonchalant. Damien lets out a small laugh and waves Virgil to follow. He pulls out a small plug in light and pushes into one of the sockets Virgil said wasnât working. He flicks the switch on the wall and the light pops on.
âOh,â Virgil says and wants to die of embarrassment.Â
âWell now I feel stupid as fuck,â He says. Damien lets out another laugh, flicking the light twice more to demonstrate.
âItâs to save power that some of the switches lead to the plugs. Nothing broken there. Youâre not stupid because you didnât know.â He takes back his light and once more gives Virgil that sly smile. The worst is he smiles in a way that makes it seem like he knows what heâs doing to Virgil, which is just rude. Except heâs not, Damien is insanely polite which does not help Virgil in the slightest.
âIs there anything else I can help you with?â Damien asks as he puts the last of his tools back in the case.
âNah. Iâm good, thank you,â Virgil says, determined not to make a fool of himself this time. Damien nods his head.
âHave a good rest of your day then. It was a pleasure meeting you,â And this smug bastard winks at him and closes the door behind him. Virgil lets Oogie fall to the floor, picks up the nearest pillow, and screams into it. At least he can do it with proper working lights.
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Virgil is freaking out. Thereâs no other way to put it. He is freaking out. So he got a little lazy and didnât do his dishes. Heâs been working so often and never found the energy to keep up. He decided he had a dishwasher for a reason, and even though he felt bad because the machine wasnât even full, he ran it, and now there is water over the floor. Shit.
He sits on the couch, legs bouncing, with his phone in his hands. Thomasâs number is on the screen, ready to be dialed at the press of a button. Virgil still isnât sure if this counts as a proper emergency. He managed to clean up most the water with some of his towels, but water is still coming out. Maybe if he just keeps rinsing out the towels and waits for the cycle to be done, he can pretend it never happened.
OogieBoogie jumps into his lap. She kneeds at his leg and is put out when he doesnât move right away to pet her or give her proper access to his lap. She bumps her head against him and pushes her way to his chest, knocking his phone with her foot in the process.Virgil hisses at the action and ruffles her face in revenge.
âHello?â A very faint voice calls out. Virgil swears softly and picks up his phone.
âUh Mr Sanders Thomas?â He says into the receiver, then pulls it away to stare at the ceiling to briefly wonder what is wrong with himself.
âYes?â Thomas says on the other line.
âItâs Virgil from Unit 16 B.â
âVirgil! How are you?â Thomas doesnât sound put out that Virgil is calling him, which is a good sign so far. Virgil takes a deep breath, hands working methodically though Oogieâs fur.
âDoing okay yeah, how are you?â He says, itâs important to be polite. Thomas laughs.
âDoing good over here. What can I help you with?â
âUhm, my dishwasher is leaking? And thereâs water on the floor and I donât know how to fix it. You said I could call if something is wrong and I just, yeah.â Virgil shrugs to himself. Thomas gasps on the other end.
âOh no! That wonât do. Iâll send one of the boys over to help clean it up.â And Thomas hangs up. Virgil stares at the phone, then at his cat, then back at the dishwasher. He really doesnât want Damien to see him embarrassed like this again. He buries his face in Oogieâs side and lets her purr calm him down. He must be there for a while because soon enough thereâs a knock on the door.
Thankfully, itâs not Damien on the other end. However, itâs another incredibly attractive guy with a wild smile and even wilder hair that makes Virgil tense up because how. This one wears a shirt with the sleeves ripped off to show how ripped their arms are, and again, white jeans, though this time, the jeans are not as white as they once were, evidence of the work that has been done in them.
âAfternoodle! Iâm Remus. The Sanderâs Man said something was wishy-washy with your dishy-washy?â His smile in untamed and Virgil stares at him dumbly trying to understand what the hell just came out of his mouth.
âYes?â He ends up asking more than saying, and moves over so Remus can come inside.
âMuch appreciated, now what is gong on here?â Remus smirks down at the mess of the kitchen with his hands on his hips.
âI just ran the dishwasher and water started coming out. I was in the kitchen when I felt it on my foot.â Virgil explains as Remus moves some of the soaked towels over. He finagles the machine to open, something Virgil was too scared to try.
âOh boy, I see. Give me one hot second here hot tamale, and Iâll get this all cleaned up.â Virgil isnât sure what he should be more flustered by. Being called hot by a hot guy, or the fact the dude flexed while talking and there is some serious definition in his arms. So Virgil just nods as Remus skips out to the maintenance golf cart outside the door, and brings back in a tool box.
Virgil watches from over the counter as Remus pulls out the racks and practically crawls his way into the dishwasher. Virgil decides itâs a good time to walk away so he doesnât end up staring at Remusâs ass while he works. Thatâs not proper behavior for someone who is trying to help.
Itâs a few minutes, one colorful yet not quite a swear, and a victory noise later that Virgil feels okay going back to the kitchen area.
âOh! Hello~ pusspuss!â Virgil gets to watch the exact moment Remus looks up to see Oogie staring at him working. Virgil scoops the cat up.
âSorry sheâs really into strangers.â He says. Though really, she hides from everyone. Remus lets out a cackle of a laugh.
âThatâs fine, Iâm into strangers too. So I fixed the problem here, no more soggy floors for you. Make sure to run it every so often so it keeps things going clean and unclogged.â Remus says far too quickly for Virgil to respond properly. He picks up his tools and returns them to the case. Virgil does a half-assed job of not staring at his back which is now water soaked.
âIs there anything else I can help you with?â Remus asks at the door. Virgil shakes his head.
âAs long as it works I think Iâm good,â He says. Remus smiles openly.
âHave a good rest of your day then!â He says and closes the door behind him. There was really no reason for him to flex as he said that but Virgil enjoyed it and no one else has to know.
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âShit shit shit,â Virgil is fumbling. He had to go grocery shopping and get some cat food for OogieBoogieBaby. And no self respecting trash panda such as himself would dream of carrying it back inside in more than one trip. So heâs fumbling with his arms lined with bags that would be cutting into his skin if not for his hoodie sleeves, but even then, those are falling and he wishes it wasn't so hot out.
He manages to make it to his door, shift some bags around so he can get his key out, when the bag of cat food starts slipping. Virgil can see it now, cat food all over the front porch to either collect ants, or other cats, or any other large animal. He wouldnât feed it to Oogie, to afraid of what is on the ground and if itâll upset her stomach. He braces for impact and for another quick trip to the store.
âWhoa!â Virgil feels the weight leave him but not the crash. He blinks at the ground, then at a pair of white jeans, then at the bag of cat food in someone elseâs arms, then up to the face of a bespectacled stranger with brilliant blue eyes.
âAre you alright?â Stranger asks calmly and takes another bag from Virgil that looks ready to topple at a secondâs notice. Virgil snaps out of it once itâs out of his hands.
âShit yeah thanks,â He breathes out in a rush, thankful as all hell as he manages to finally get the door open. He pushes it with his hip and Oogie is waiting at the door for him, meowing up at him. He coos a greeting to her and sets the bags down in the kitchen, the stranger follows only to the inside door and puts the bags down there to not intrude.
âThank you so much,â Virgil says once heâs done pretending he can carry that much. The stranger just offers him a small smile, kneeling down to let Oogie sniff his gardening glove covered hands.
âIt was my pleasure to help you. My name is Logan, Iâm one of the workers on site.â He says and stands. His voice is low and calming, it would make for a great audio book, and Virgil is not going to spend the rest of the day thinking about that.
âThough I do apologize for suddenly grabbing your things, I know that can come across as âcreepyâ and I do not wish for that to be my first impression.â He pries a glove off and holds out his hand. Virgil takes it and gives it a small shake.
âIâm Virgil, and this is OogieBoogie,â He introduces himself and his cat who has deigned to jump on the counter and sniff at the contraption on Loganâs back. He gently pushes the cat away with a soft look in his eyes.
âPleasure to meet both of you. None for you Iâm afraid,â He chides Oogie gently. Virgil swallows because damn, someone interacting gently with his cat more of a heart throb than originally intended. And Logan is nothing if not simply scholarly stunning.
âMy apologies again, be sure to let someone know if thereâs anything we can help you with. Have a wonderful rest of your day,â Logan nods his head softly and there is just the smallest crinkle around his eyes hidden under his glasses and Virgil is so weak as he closes the door to his apartment. Heâs come into contact with one too many pretty people at this complex and it will be the death of him. Still, it is nice to wave to Logan every so often as he preens the landscaping around the buildings.
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Virgil watches as water drips down the window. It started the other day after some rains. He put a towel under it to keep some of the water from ruining anything, but itâs still going the next day. Virgil sighs and looks at his phone, Thomasâs number on the screen. He takes a deep breath and presses call.
âHello?â Thomas answers.
âHey Mr. Thomas itâs Virgil, from Unit 16 B.â A practiced line. Thomas gives a happy gasp.
âVirgil how are you?â Thomas always sounds excited to speak to him. It helps.
âDoing okay, how are you?â He asks, absently petting Oogieâs back.
âGood good! How can I help you?â Thomas asks in turn. Virgil looks at the window.
âSomethingâs up with my window? Itâs like.. leaking.â He explains but not really. Thomas hums.
âDid this start up with the rain?â
âYeah, Iâve tried cleaning it with towels but it keeps going.â Virgil says. Thomas makes another hum noise.
âSounds like a problem with the roof. Iâll send one of the boys over.â And Thomas hangs up. Virgil isnât as put off with the abrupt ending, expecting it this time around. He glares at the window and goes to wait for âone of the boysâ. Oogie follows over and demands pets. It a decent distraction till a loud knock comes from the door.
Virgil opens it and it's just unbelievable how down right beautiful this guy is. His hair in perfect waves and a charming smile on his face. His sleeves are also cut like Remus's were, but far less frayed.
"Wonderful morning, my name is Roman. Our dear Mr. Sanders told me there were some ill issues with the roof is that right?" He speaks with such confident flamboyance Virgil is a loss for words.
"Yeah," Is all he manages to say. He's pretty. Way too pretty for this.
"Yeah, sorry it's over here," He turns and leaves the door open for Roman to follow. Roman laughs loud and proud and does just that. Virgil shows him the window and does not bit his lip as Roman jostles the frame showing off muscles that are illegal.
"The panes seems closed but I'll check outside as well." He turns and heads out the door. Virgil follows.
"And the roof?" He asks. Roman offers him a dashing smile, checking his tools that he attaches to his belt, holding up pristine white jeans.
"You may hear some noises for a while as I'm up there, but fear not, I'll find the problem." He gives Virgil a wink and with ease, he finds a ledge on the building and hoists himself up. Virgil does not squeak. Certainly not cause he's scared that Roman will fall, and certainly not cause he rolls his shoulders and Virgil can see his body move and god damn it heâs so not straight.
So he goes inside and pretends thereâs not a real attractive guy fixing his roof. The noises of fixing continue for an hour or so, Virgil keeping busy with cleaning and some mild work emails. Then the noises stop. Virgil glances at his ceiling curiously.
"Uh, Roman?" He calls from his front door, making sure the dude didn't fall off and die.
"Be down in a moment fair tenant!" He hears. Virgil rolls his eyes and barely turns when Roman suddenly lands in front of him.
"Roof is all set. There were a few shingles out of-"
"Did you just jump off the roof?!" Virgil interrupts. Roman blinks at him and has the nerve to smiling so dashingly again.
"I dare say I did," he says as if it's no big deal. Virgil sputters at the reckless, careless, brash attitude. Roman is far too entertained by it.
"I'm honored by the concern, dearest. Just one more moment to check the window from the other side." He winks again and is walking around the building before Virgil can say anything.
He grabs Oogie and plants his face in her fur. Too gay to function. He talks to her plainly about how unfair it is that pretty boys plague his life, only to find out he can absolutely be heard through the window by Roman asking in a muffled voice.
"You think I'm pretty?" Virgil screams and hides in his room, hearing Roman laugh through the wall. This is how he dies, he decides. This is even worse than the time Damien had to tell him his lights werenât broken, he just didnât know how to use them. This is so much worse.
He groans loud and dramatically when thereâs a knock on his front door. He doesnât want to open it. But he does, cause itâs rude other wise.Roman stands there, smug expression and a bright smile.
âChecked everything and cleaned up some water. A few shingles out of place and a loose vent, got those all patched down. If it continues to leak it might be a bigger issue so be sure to call if it does. Anything else I can help you with?â He asks. Virgil takes a steady breath to say no.
âI think Iâve dug my own grave enough for today,â He says, further digging his own embarrassment grave. Roman gives another laugh.
âEnchanted to meet you pretty boy, have an amazing rest of your day.â And then Roman honest to goodness bows and drives off in the golf cart. Virgil closes his door softly and looks at Oogie who stares back from her perch on the counter.
âDonât even start,â He tells the cat. She looks away like she doesnât know what heâs talking about.
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âBoogs! No!â Virgil does not like shouting at his cat. He doesnât like shouting in general. But it gets OogieBoogieBitchBaby away from the wall she is using as a scratching post. She scampers off as he approaches, fingers going over the claw marks in the wall. He groans to himself.
He moved her cat tower because she kept getting onto his work papers. In revenge for disposing her from her favorite perch and sights of the room, she clawed at the wall instead, leaving a few nasty scratches behind.
âHow am I supposed to fix this?â He asks where sheâs run off, hearing her run around. He bangs his head on the wall. This is not how he wanted his night to go. In the end, he has Thomasâs number on his phone and piece of paper he tore to shreds in worry over what he could possibly say.
âHello?â Thomas answers.
âHey Mr. Sanders, itâs Virgil. I-â
âVirgil! How are you?â Thomas asks. Virgil takes a deep breath.
âIâm- Iâm so sorry Mr. Sanders. It was an accident I swear.â He needs to apologize, cause if Mr. Sanders kicks him out, heâll have to go hunting for places to live again, and who is going to take him with a cat who destroys things, and then because no one will take him, heâll die on the streets and Oogie will eat his toes.
âMy cat Oogie she got upset with me and she clawed the wall and Iâm so sorry,â He says in a rush.
âHey, hey Virgil itâs okay. It happens, our furry friends do funny things. Iâll send one of the boys over to help fix it right up, okay?â Virgil swallows a lump in his throat at Thomasâs easy solution.
âOkay,â He croaks out and then hears the click of someone hanging up. He lets his phone drop and then puts his head in his hands. He doesnât want to be kicked out his apartment, or to have Mr. Sanders think bad of him as a tenant, or as a bad pet owner. He throws himself back on his couch. He feels so dumb.
Thankfully, thereâs a gentle knock to his door. Hopefully his savior in this mess. He opens it to bubbly boy in round glasses, giving him the most cheerful smile Virgilâs ever seen.
âHey there, evening to you, my name is Patton. Mr. Sanders said we have some kitty claws on the walls?â He asks. Virgil lets his shoulders drop.
âYeah, Iâm so sorry about it.â He says Patton waves his hand.
âItâs not a cat-astrophe, it happens. Can you show me where it is?â He asks. Virgil nods and steps back to let the boy in white jeans in, then pauses.
âDid you just make a pun?â He deadpans. And Patton giggles.
âSorry, sorry, just slipped out. Iâm pawfully bad at them.â He says with a bright smile. Virgil stares at him, then snorts into his hand.
âThat was really bad,â He says but Patton just beams at him.
âGot you to laugh though.â And Patton should not sound so proud of making a stranger laugh. Virgil coughs to cover his awkward and shows him where Oogie got to the wall and Patton âtutsâ in response, putting down a bag of tools on the floor.
âI have just the thing to get this back in purr-fect conditions.â Patton opens his bag and pulls out some paint and calking. Virgil steps back to let him do his job, very aware that Oogie is hiding somewhere away from him. It makes him nervous to not see his cat in the area. Sure Oogie isnât a registered therapy animal, but she does a good job of keeping him calm.
âThere, al-meow-st done!â Patton smiles at him over his shoulder and adds another coat of paint to the wall, looking good as new. Maybe itâs the puns or the cute, but Virgil does relax.
âThanks for that.â Virgil says as Patton cleans up. He giggles once more and waves Virgilâs concern off again.
âItâs no big deal, itâs what weâre here for.â He reassures. Virgil sighs and turns to the small meow behind him. Oogie is on the table staring at him. Patton lets out a squeal of happiness.
âOh sheâs precious!â He says in syrupy sweet voice. Virgil snorts again and looks between the two.
âWanna pet her?â He asks and before he finishes Patton is shaking his head.
âUn-fur-tunately Iâm allergic. But she is paws-itively adorable.â Patton coos and waves to the cat, Oogie does nothing in return but thatâs to be expected. Virgil rolls his eyes at the both of them.
âThanks again for your help,â He says. Patton beams and there are freckles on his cheeks. Freckles, too cute, not allowed.
âOf course! Anything else I can help you with?â He asks. Virgilâs turn to shake his head.
âI think weâre good now,â He says. Patton giggles once more.
âHave a claw-some rest of your night,â And that shouldnât be funny but Virgil snorts again and Patton is proudly walking off.
--
What the fuck, what the fuck. Virgil stares at the door knob in his hand. He just went for a late walk to get his mail, Oogie joining him on his shoulders. Something rattled in the door knob when he opened it, having to actually shove the door open to get back inside after unlocking it. When he went to close the door, the handle came off in his hand before he could close it proper.
What the fuck.
He stares at the space where the door knob was and his open door. His mind immediately races to all the creepy people who can break in and steal things or kidnap his cat. Or even all the bugs that will make home in his food and hair. Nope. None of that.
âHey Mr Sanders?â Virgil says first, his anxiety over the open door he can not close for fear it wonât open again overriding his normal fear of calling his land lord.
âVirgil! How are you? Itâs very late,â Thomas yawns on the other end. Virgil winces. He probably should have thought this through considering the time.
âIâm okay, so sorry to wake you, itâs just. My door handle uh, fell off?â Thereâs a pause.
âWell thatâs not good.â Thomas says.
âIâll send one of the boys over.â He hangs up plainly. Virgil has enough time to worry if he made Thomas upset by calling so late, and worry Oogie somehow got out only to find her cuddled in her tower, when the bad lights from the maintenance golf cart shine through the crack in the door.
Thereâs an awkward knock and Virgil pulls the door open. Heâs not sure who in their right mind has sunglasses on this late, but at least this gorgeous person isnât using them to hide their bright eyes. They give him a quirky smile.
âWell this isnât something you see every day.â They remark and Virgil has to huff out a laugh, some of his panic subsiding.
âEvening babes, Iâm Remy. What happened?â He asks and goes about unscrewing the rest of the door knob, kneeling down and scuffing his white jeans that nearly glow in the darkness. Virgil tells him the lead up and Remy scoffs out a laugh of their own, giving Virgil a glance, that turns into a once over, that shakes him to the core.
âNo worries, I can see the broken piece. Easy fix.â He winks at Virgil and gets a spare doorknob from the golf cart. Virgil stand idly by as he fixes it, keeping Oogie from getting too close.
âWassup cat?â Remy asks and gently puts his knuckles to her head in greeting. She makes a noise and then trots off, satisfied with the attention.
âWhatâs their name?â Remy asks while he screws things back together.
âThat OogieBoogie, Oogie for short, though sheâs been more of an OogieBoogieBastard lately.â She meows at Virgil from the top of her tower. He hisses back at her. Remy snorts.
âNice, I have an orange cat named Pumpkin.â
âNice,â Virgil says back. Remy smirks at his response and keeps working. Vigil pretends the look on Remyâs face didnât give him reckless night vibes, that he would take Remy up on if he asked, cause damn, the dudeâs hot.
âMay I borrow your key for a second babes?â Remy twists the knob a few times and with Virgilâs borrowed key, closes, locks, and opens the door with no problems.
âAll good to go, anything else I can help you with?â He asks as he hands back the key. Virgil shakes his head.
âNah, Iâm good, thanks for that,â He says. Remy gives him a wink.
âHave a good night babes.â Another wicked smirk and Virgil does his best to close his door at a proper speed. His heart is pounding and these pretty boys will be the end of him.
--
âHi! Welcome in, how can I help you?â Cute, is all Virgil can think when he enters the office. Pastel, is second. Thereâs a new receptionist at the desk, freckles and a mega-watt smile.
âHi uh, I got a notification I have a package?â He stammers out. Oogie purrs at his shoulder, reminding him itâs okay.
âSure! What apartment number?â Virgil rattles off his numbers as the receptionist looks in the package closet.
âFor Virgil?â They ask. He nods and takes his box, keeping it away from Oogie as itâs a surprise for her birthday.
âOh! Iâm Emile by the way. Iâm working in the office now so if you need anything just give us a call okay?â Theyâre so earnest. Virgil ends up just nodding his head, only speaking when Oogie bumps her head to his.
âYeah, thanks,â He says and before he can make an exit Thomas appears from inside one of the offices.
âI thought I head you! Virgil, how are you?â He asks. Virgil gives him a soft smile.
âGood, and you?â Itâs only polite. Thomas lets out a laugh.
âGood here too. Say, the staff is hosting a tenant party here, some games and some food, you should join us if youâre not busy.â Thomas hands Virgil a flyer with some gaudy colors. Virgil does a good job of not letting his dislike of the idea show.
âYou should totally come!â Emile beams at him and it does something gay to Virgilâs heart. Virgil glances at the two of them smiling at him.
âI could stop by?â He offers not waiting to make them mad at him. They cheer and turn back to their jobs. Virgil walks back to his apartment, petting Oogie as he does.
âWhat did I just get myself into?â He asks her. She bumps her head to his hand in response.
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Itâs not a bad turnout for an apartment complex party. Virgil does show up, Oogie situated on his shoulders. Even though its closer to summer, Heâs still wearing his hoodie if not just to give her a place to put her paws should she wish to.
Thereâs those plastic cheap tables lining around the pool area, boxes of pizza and some crinkly plastic containers of mini sub sandwiches sit on top. Thereâs a section for drinks and cups right next to. Virgil gets himself a cup of lemonade.
He glances about. Some people are playing some bean bag toss game, others are playing on the mini putt putt area Virgil didnât even know they had. Lots of people are in the pool, messing around and splashing water at each other. He sticks to the sidelines.
âVirgil!â Or maybe not. He looks to who called his name and though heâs happy Logan called for him so he doesnât have to be alone, heâs lamenting the fact that not only is it Logan, heâs also with Patton, Damien, and Remy. Fuck. Virgil goes bug eyed, giving himself a pep talk, helped along by Oogie making a âmrrpâ noise in his ear, and walks to his doom.
âHey Logan,â Virgil says once heâs close. Patton waves as best he can with hands full of pizza.
âSup babes?â Remy asks with damn smirk, sunglasses appropriate now. Virgil rolls his eyes.
âDamien, if you donât remember,â Damien holds out his hand. Virgil of course remembers embarrassing himself in front of freaking sleek attractive Damien, but he isn't about to say that. Virgil takes his hand to shake and Damien flips it to bring a kiss to the back of Virgilâs hand. Virgilâs jaw drops as Patton giggles helplessly.
âDee donât do that!â He says but thereâs not force behind it. Damien just smiles like the cat that got the cream.
âI didnât know you two were familiar?â Damien turns the attention to Logan now. Logan just pushes up his glasses.
âI admit to helping Virgil carry in groceries more than once.â Logan says, giving Damien a look that Virgil doesnât have the power to decipher. Patton whines.
âKiddo you could have asked for more help,â He says. Virgil shrugs.
âTwo trips are for the weak.â He and Remy tap their glasses together in a cheers.
âYes and Iâm sure dropping your groceries is also for the weak.â Logan chides and it does hit a little harder, but still Virgil taps his glass to Remyâs again in a cheers.
âVirgil!â Someone calls and Virgil is blinded by the force of Emileâs smile so suddenly in his face.
âYou came!â Heâs excited. Virgil nods and takes a step back. Oogie murmurs upset on his shoulder.
âYep, I said I would and hey, free food.â He ignores the looks the others give each other and Emile just bounces.
âWell Iâm glad youâre here. Me and Patton were gunna play corn-hole later, you should join us!â Patton gives an equally excited gasp as Emile gestures to the bean bag toss.
âUh sure,â Virgil says. Emile bounces and waves, and is off to say hi to other residents as soon as he came. Virgil is reeling from the interaction and it only gets worse.
âIs that pretty boy??â Virgil hears the splash before he sees anyone but then Remus is there in his face, shirtless and in swim trunks and dear god, he has a tramp stamp.
âHello again stranger~â He coos. Virgil musters up a hi when suddenly another shirtless person is standing next to Remus.
âIt is pretty boy! How are you darling?â Roman says. Virgil has officially hit gay panic mode. If the earlier mix of suave and cute wasnât enough to do him in, the pure amount of muscle now is going to do him in.
âFine,â He chokes out. Remus and Roman both laugh at his answer. Great. If he hoped for any kind of saving from the others, itâs surely a dashed hope by the amused looks on their faces.
âAre you joining us in the pool?â Remus asks excited. Oogie hisses from his shoulders. Vigil raises a hand to calm her and she nuzzles his knuckles.
âUh not today.â He says, which is the wrong thing to say.
âBut another day?â Remus asks all wild excited. Roman shoves him.
âLike he wants to spend time with your gross ass!â Roman shouts playfully. Patton huffs and calls him for his language but he is ignored. Remus gasps offended with a wild smirk on his face.
âSure he does, canât keep his eyes off these guns,â And Remus flexes. Virgil smacks a hand to his face. Oogie dips to hide in his hood. Roman lets out a laugh and firmly shoves Remus back into the pool.
âThe only gun he needs is a glock to the face.â Roman puts a fist in his hand, flexing as well. The pun does get Patton to giggle though and Damien rolls his eyes.
âVirgil I am going to get some food, would you like to accompany me?â Logan asks finally done with the nonsense.
âHow do you know his name!?â Roman screeches.
âI asked.â Roman let's out an outright offended gasp for whatever reason. He doesnât get to say another word as Remus from out of no where, runs and tackles Roman back into the pool with no such boundaries.
âFood sounds good,â Virgil says. Logan smiles softly at him.
âI think I shall join you,â Damien says looking into his cup which doesnât look empty but who is Virgil to judge.Â
âCome find me and Emile when youâre done okay?â Patton interjects before they can leave. Virgil offers him a two finger salute, and then leaves Patton and Remy to go find Emile, while he finds food.
âIdiots,â Logan mutters once they are away from the pool. Damien hums in thought.
âBut not wrong,â He says.
âThey arenât right either.â Logan snaps back.
âShould I go?â Virgil asks as they are clearly not talking to him. Both Damien and Logan look at him scandalized.
âCertainly not!â Damien says and gives him a slick smile. Virgil swallows down his lemonade to keep his throat from clogging up. He spends some time talking to the two of them, making sarcastic comments and opening up. Oogie pops out to lick his hair at one point.
At that, Virgil finds Emile somewhere, letting them know heâll be right back, wanting to drop Oogie off at home. Heâs comfortable enough here to not need her reassurances, besides, sheâs tired from napping and needs to go home to sleep. With some âhurry backâ wishes, heâs off back to his place.
He makes sure Oogie is comfy and goes to leave, finding Thomas waiting in one of the golf carts outside his door.
âNeed a ride?â He offers. Virgil laughs and joins him in the small vehicle.
âVirgil if I may, I have a favor to ask of you?â Thomas says seriously. Virgil nods his head as his lungs refuse to let him breathe for fear of the favor.
âPlease be kind to my grand kids yeah?â Thomas asks, an earnest look in his eyes. Virgil isnât sure what heâs talking about, but then he looks up. All of the boys who have been coming in and out of his life to fix his home are there staring and waiting for him to get back with the same look in their eyes.
"You're the most handsome man I've ever met in my whole life," Emile said softly, reaching out and gently touching Virgil's face with his fingers. "You know that, right?"
They were currently lying in bed, early in the morning with light streaming through the curtains, laying close together face-to-face.
"Really?" Virgil asked, his voice unsure and his expression a little hesitant. "You mean it?"
Emile nodded, tracing Virgil's jaw with his finger.
"Yeah, I mean it," Emile said, giving him a slight, sweet smile. "Your eyes are just gorgeous. Your face is perfect, so handsome, and your smile makes me want to kiss you every time I see it."
That comment made a slight smile appear on Virgil's face, and Emile's own smile widened.
"There it is," he said. "There's that beautiful smile."
"I love you," Virgil said.
It had taken a while for Virgil to first find the courage to tell Emile that he loved him. But now that he had, he was slowly finding it easier and easier, especially because of how true it was.
He loved Emile more than he'd ever thought he would love someone in his whole life. It was surprising, but Emile was just so easy to love.
Emile leant forward, pressing a quick kiss to the tip of Virgil's nose.
"I love you, too," he said. "You're just so wonderful. And handsome and perfect and sweet."
"Sweet?" Virgil repeated, giving Emile a questioning, and slightly amused, look. "I'm not sure many people would agree with you there."
"Well, those people would be wrong," Emile said. "You're so sweet. You got me flowers the other day for no reason, remember?"
"They're your favourite kind. That's why I got you them."
"Exactly! What makes you think that's not sweet, sweetheart?"
Emile's expression was amused, and it grew even more amused when Virgil didn't seem to know how to answer his question.
"See?" Emile said, he reached forward, gently poking Virgil's nose. "You're an absolute sweetheart, honey. You can't deny it. A handsome sweetheart, that's my boyfriend."
Virgil sighed, but even that sounded slightly amused, especially as he was smiling a little, too.
"You've made me go soft," he said.
"And there's nothing wrong with that," Emile said.
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When an Imposter is found aboard the Skeld, life for the crew is turned upside down. Accusations, betrayals, and too many lies to count, can the crew survive the parasiteâs attempt to take over?
[All characters belong to @thatsthat24 , I hope I did them justice ]
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Life aboard the Skeld had never been easy.Â
Even Janus couldnât lie about that. The work days were long and never ending aboard the flying crapshack (seriously, was health and safety a joke to their superiors back on Earth?!) but no one was prepared for the Imposters.
The crew had treated them as a distant worry when the warning came through communications. The kind of warning that they regarded with a snort, perhaps a retort of âthat sort of thing would never happen to us, it only happens to other peopleâ. The same kind of blissful dismissiveness youâd expect when talking about the chances of dying on a rollercoaster, or being caught in the middle of a mass car pile up.Â
Complacency, unearned comfort. No one spared more than a passing thought for the Imposters for months..
Then Dr. Emile Picani was found dead at his desk and suddenly the threat was all too real, all too quick.Â
With a check of the medical records, once the crew found out one of the scans had come back as an Imposter, accusations had flown all too hastily in the beginning.
âPatton, you were in charge of manning the airlock! Didnât you check the cargo properly?!â, Roman had accused him, alongside a couple of other crewmates.Â
âB-But I did!! I swear!!â, the cyan-clad crewmate had protested, âI checked every single crate-!â
âSounds sus, I say we make sure he never forgets to check the airlock ever again!â, Remus had all too cheerfully suggested. Thankfully their first in command, Logan, had stepped in to diffuse the argument, âNonsense. We have very little evidence of any wrongdoing on Pattonâs part. Thereâs only seven of us now, all crewmates will be crucial to our survival. Thus, no one will be taking action against him, or any other crewmate, without my strict approval. Is that clear?â
Aside from disgruntled remarks and some small accusations of favouritism, Logan was in charge, and the only crewmate able to prove his humanity since his medical scan was the only one left with the name undisturbed in haste, and thus was able to keep the crew in order, saving Patton from a horrific execution.Â
For three days.
The implementation of a buddy system of sorts had been a flawless plan, allowing Logan to remain the only solo crewmate, checking in on each duo; Patton and Remy manning storage and the medbay, the twins handling waste disposal and electrical matters, and Virgil and Janus managing weapons and navigation systems. A smooth journey, only to be shattered by a blackout.Â
Pandemonium had ensued almost immediately; halves of duos unwisely tried to head towards electrical, armed only with their tiny standard issue flashlights, leaving their other halves to try and find them or remain calm in the pitch blackness. Ten minutes felt like an eternity as Remus, with the aid of Janus, finally got the electrical wires properly repaired. The rest of the crew were quick to head towards electrical, hoping to account for everyone. However, a headcount carried the awful realisation that they were one short.
Logan.
Patton was the first to head for security, followed right after by the crew, only to find a gruesome scene. Logan Croft - what was left of him - lay motionless on the floor at the end of a blood trail that led towards the vent across the room. A distraught Patton stayed behind to guard the body alongside Virgil and Remy, while Janus and the twins tried to figure out where the imposter had come in from. Knowing that the vent system capped off certain sections, they only needed to check two other locations; electrical and medbay.
The former came up empty, so Janus led the group to the latter, kneeling down to check the vent and noticing a blood stain at the edge of the vent. A closer inspection revealed the print to be a hand, but the blood was too thick to leave identifiable fingerprints.
âSo, the Imposter used the vent to travel here. And the only people who wouldnât be out of place...â, Roman uttered under his breath. Janus could already hear him and his twin jumping to conclusions.
âAh yes, jumping to conclusions is always the right answer, without exception.â
Janus hoped his sarcasm got through to them how bad of an idea it was.
âBut Jan, look at this shit!â, Remus gestured between the vent and the area next door where Loganâs body was still lying, âThereâs blood in the vent and the two fuckers who were in here are stuck with Virgil and the body!! For all we know, we could go back and two of âem could be dead-!â
âAlright, alright!â, Janus massaged his temples, thinking it over.Â
â... Fine, Remus, call the emergency meeting.â
Without hesitation, Remus made a beeline for the cafeteriaâs emergency button. As Janus waited for the teleporter to pick them up, he noticed Roman anxiously running a hand through his hair.
âNervous?â, Janus questioned with a sincerity reserved for tense situations like these.
The red-clad crewmate hummed worriedly, âJust⌠the thought of Virgil being left with them...â
Janus gave a fond but tired huff, about to reassure Roman when the teleporters built into their suits shifted them to the cafeteria. Thankfully, there didnât seem to be anyone missing bar Logan, and the previously deceased Dr. Picani. Letting his mismatched eyes roam over towards the trio from security, Dee noticed that each was in a state of shock. Remy seemed to be keeping a stoic mask up but Janus knew those tremors in his palms that came from his reliance on caffeine, one he had been unable to indulge in as desired due to the rationing of supplies. Virgil gnawed his thumbnail while his arm jittered anxiously, probably aching for his anxiety medication more than ever. And PattonâŚ.
Patton looked devastated, emotionally and physically so. It was clear heâd been yanking on his hair in distress, and while it wasnât immediately noticeable, his olivine cheeks bore tear tracks still.Â
Janus found himself hoping, praying almost, that Patton could save his skin somehow.
âWe found blood in the medbay vent,â, Roman began, snapping Janus out of his thoughts and back to reality. âWhich means the Imposter must be Remy or Patton.â
Once kind green eyes tainted with distrust and distress fell on the poor cyan crewmate, âAnd considering everything up til nowâŚ. Patton, I hate to say itâŚ. But youâre-â
âYouâre looking pretty fucking sus, Padre!â, Remus finished for his twin.Â
Janus could see Patton jolt, the hurt in his features at a once friendly nickname being used so callously felt far too cruel. The yellow crewmate prided himself on being able to see through a rouse, and Patton didnât show any such signs of deceit, butâŚ
âI-!! Iâd never-!!â, Pat gasped, the pain clear, âI could never hurt Logan!! Or Emile, or ANY of you!! Please, I-!â
âGive it up, Pat, you alien bitch.â
Remyâs voice laden with venom and a notable shakiness cut through the words trying to scramble out of Pattonâs mouth.
âLike, it has to be you. You were in charge of the airlock. You were close enough to them to get at L and Emile. Worst of all, you were the only other person in medbay with me.â, Remy wrung his hands into his black jumpsuit frustratedly, âAnd when the lights came back onâŚ. You werenât in the room anymore!â
Patton shook his head, âNo, Remy, I-!! I was in the hallway, I couldnât see you-!â
âPopstar, come on...â, Virgilâs shaky voice came from across the table, âI⌠I donât wanna believe it, but we⌠we have to face the facts here. Loganâs body didnât show signs of a struggle, so he was probably comfortable with whoever did this. You fit that billâŚ. You even ran straight to Loganâs body, Pat!! Do you have any idea how suspicious that looks?!â
It all made sense, so much sense, but Janusâ brain still told him it was wrong. That something wasnât right.Â
âBut!! But Logan liked being in security!! We all knew that-!!â
âBut that still doesnât explain any of the other evidence!!â, Remus chipped in, looking ready to condemn the poor man. Frantically, Patton looked to Janus. God, heâd never forget that look, the primal fear of death lingering behind terrified light blue.
âJanus, please, you know Iâm not lying, right?!â
What could Janus do but nod? He believed Patton. It wouldnât do anything in the long run, but at least the poor man would know someone was on his side.
âI do believe you, Patton. This feels far too ludicrous to-âÂ
âJan, youâre a fucking idiot if you believe that bullshit!â, Remus interrupted, âHeâs just trying to manipulate you!!â
The conversation abruptly halted as Remus rounded the table, grabbing Pattonâs arm, beginning to haul him towards the airlock. The cyan crewmate tried to protest, wriggling to free himself, but Roman and Remy both secured him, sealing his fate,
âPLEASE, PLEASE DONâT DO THIS-!!â
âJust stop, Pat, donât make this-!â
âNO, LET ME GO, PLEASE, ITâS NOT ME, I SWEAR-!!â
âShut up, you parasite bastard!!â
Patton struggled for his life against the twinsâ strong hold while Remy readied the airlockâs inner door. Janus couldnât bear to watch, âThis is a mistake, youâre going to kill an innocent man, Roman-!â
âStop, Janus!â, Roman snapped, âWe⌠We canât afford to turn a blind eye or more of us will die! Itâs-! Itâs the right thing to do-!â
âYou know thatâs a lie, do I even need to spell that one out for you-â
âBabes, with all do respect?â, Remy spoke up, opening the inner door and letting the twins toss Patton inside before shutting the door, âShut the fuck up. Like, this is our chance to stop all this!â
The countdown as Remus set the airlock to open was harrowing, even for the demented twin. The group watched through the reinforced glass window as Patton slammed his fists into the door, his voice silenced by the sound proofing, but his desperation was so palpable no words were needed. For Godâs sakes, a man was begging for his life! How could they let this happen? Janus felt Virgil turn away next to him, clearly unable to watch one of their closest friends die.
A surge of righteous justice threw Janus into action. Despite the alarmed voices of the others, he tried desperately to somehow undo the countdown. To somehow get the stupid control panel to cease the damned timer ticking away til Patton would meet his end in the vast nothingness of space. His efforts were for naught. Between the safety programming and the others prying him away, Janus was hauled back just in time to see the outer door open. The force tore Patton into the terrifying cosmic wasteland.Â
Just like that, the crew lost Patton Hart.Â
Janus felt his ears ring in the sudden silence, feeling like his head had been submerged in ice water. He could hear Virgil sobbing, muffled by what he assumed would be Romanâs shoulder or chest. In his peripheral view, he noted Remusâ green gloved hand clench and release in an effort to calm his nerves, surely. Remy sunk to his knees, not uttering a word edgeways. Human nature would kick in eventually, tell them in the end that they did what they could. That theyâd eliminated a threat that took the form of their dear crewmate. But Janus knew. He knew this wasnât the end, heâd just failed to save Pattonâs life.Â
Days passed; just two but to Janus and the others, it felt more like two centuries. Theyâd given Loganâs remains a decent cremation, using the ashes to mix with the plant food in O2. Logan had always wanted to help the planet, and now at least, in a way, he would do just that.
The schedules heâd set the others slowly crumbled. Remy avoided the med bay, âtoo many awful memoriesâ, heâd said. The twins stuck together more so out of a shared lingering guilt, Janus theorised, still going about their manual tasks, though neither could bring themselves to sing a cheery tune or R-rated space sea shanty about banging an Eldritch Deity. Life aboard the Skeld felt as dead as their former crewmates these days.
Virgil caught up with Janus leaving Navigation; the anxious man had felt far more at ease sticking with his assigned duo partner than being alone. Janus couldnât fault him.Â
â... Itâs fucked.â, the lankier man in purple had mumbled, âThis whole situation is so, so fucked...â
Janus sighed exhaustedly, âThatâs one way to put it, yes.â
The silence was uncomfortable. Neither man usually minded such a thing, but it felt unbearable now. So much so, Janus was thankful as Virgil spoke, âWhyâd Dr. Picani have to die?...â.
Both of them were aware of why, but Janus assumed it was rhetorical, a theory confirmed as Virgil continued to mumble, âHe was so nice, man. Never pressured me with my medical anxiety or anything, never made me sit through tests thatâd freak me out. Helped make me feel secure but... Now nothing feels safe anymore...â
âIndeed, we lost a good man. Several good men.â, Janus felt Virgil cringe beside him, looking away.
â...... I didnâtâŚ.â, Virgil huffed, his eyes trained anywhere else but Janusâ face, âI never wanted to⌠to see Pat like that. He was my friend, Jan! Shit, he was like a father to me! He made me feel welcome when I transferred here but-!!â
A reassuring yellow gloved hand rested on Virgilâs shoulder, âIâm sure he knew, Virgil.â, Janus reassured him, âWhatâs done is, regrettably, done. Irreversible. We cannot get back those weâve lost, but we can survive in their name. Letâs just hope that you were all right to stop me-â
Crunch.
The wet crisp crunch of something organic tore Janus from his thoughts.Â
â... Did you hear that, Virgil?â
Frozen rigid, Virgil gave a shaky inhale, âI⌠I donât think so-â
CRUNCH.
Janus didnât bother to ask if Virgil heard it that time. He took off down the hallway, headed for the nearest room; Electrical. Virgilâs footsteps began to gain on his own, giving him the reassurance of backup when they reached the doorway. Damn. It was locked. The disgusting wet tearing sounds from inside made his stomach churn,
âVirgil⌠on three.â
Virgil looked mortified at the idea, but he nodded, readying himself as he and Janus got ready to break in the doors. Thankfully for their shoulder joints, the doors opened. Not so thankfully, both men were treated to a horrendous sight.Â
The twins had always playfully argued over which of them would come out on top.
It seemed now they had their answer.
Hunched over the remains of his brother was Roman Prince, his red suit absorbing the bloody remains splattered across it, leaving almost no trace. In his hands, Roman held various chunks of flesh torn from his own kin whose lifeless eyes were open wide in a twisted expression of surprise and betrayal. Roman himself had gone rigid, caught like a deer in the headlights, pitch black eyes darting between Janus and Virgil as they sunk back to their familiar emerald green.
âI-! This isnât-!â
With Virgil unmoving beside him, Janus sprung to action, using their reporting device to activate the teleporter again. He cursed every extra second it took compared to the emergency button, watching as Roman managed to morph and clean himself up before they found themselves once again around the table. Remyâs eyes darted to the empty space Remus had once occupied,Â
â.... No. Donât you fucking tell me...âÂ
Virgil went to speak but Janus got there first, pointing a deadly determined finger towards Roman, âRomanâs the Imposter!â
Roman stiffened, âWha-!?â
Janus wasnât about to let him go free; he had a witness now, and a good chunk of evidence to condemn him with; âVirgil and I walked in on you eating your own goddamn twin! Everything else begins to make sense if itâs you too; the blackout especially, since you were working in electrical. You were also rather vocal with your accusations too, which would make sense considering it took the attention off of you!â
The defeated look in Romanâs dull eyes was the most delicious dessert in existence, seeing the monster look ready to confess, Janus gestured to Virgil,Â
âVirgil can back me up, right?!â
Silence.
â.....Virgil? Back me up here-â
âJanus,â, Virgilâs voice was ghostly fearful, his eyes hidden behind the long purple dyed bangs he sported, âStop lying.â
â.... What?..â, the shiver of fear, bone chilling fear, that rattled through Janusâ marrow and constricted his lungs was a harsh turn from his formerly confident demeanor.
âRoman and I saw you eat Remus, Jan...â
This wasnât happening.
âWe walked in on you tear⌠tearing him to shreds in electricalâŚ!â
This wasnât happeningâŚ
âJust like you did with poor Logan! And Emile!â
This couldnât be happeningâŚ
âPlaying like you were the one who wanted to save Patton whenâŚ!! When you were the one who-!!â
Janusâ head swam with nausea. His mismatched eyes finally locked on to Virgilâs, barely visible to Remy, but all too familiar to JanusâŚ
âDisgusting, lying Imposters like you-!!â
Those pitch black eyes that betrayed his glee even as his broken tone relayed the false narrative.Â
âShould rot in space!!â
Remy cast his gaze between Roman and Janus, landing on Roman, âRo, babes, is that true?!â
Roman nodded, dumbfounded, âI-Itâs true, he-â
âHe tried to get us too,â, Virgil continued, faux shaky voice ringing in Janusâ ears.
Everything made terrifying sense now.Â
Virgil, a new transfer from a sister ship, who had his own (likely fabricated) medbay scan on hand and who was too anxious to have Dr. Picani perform a second, making the crew think there was just one Imposter.
Virgil, who would think to tell Roman remove the names on the medical files, even if the red crewmate didnât do a perfect job.
Virgil, who was close with Patton, and had begun to befriend Logan, earning his trust, leaving him one of the few people who Logan wouldnât suspect approaching him in the dark.
Virgil, who was smart enough to drag Loganâs top half into the vents and leave a handprint in medbay to frame Patton further. All too willing to throw the poor man under the bus.
Virgil, who stuck close to the only person left smart enough to suspect their scheme, waiting for the right moment to strike when Janus sealed his own fate.
â..... You son of a bitch.â, Janus breathed in disbelief. His anger bubbled to the surface before he could stop it, âYOU SON OF A BITCH-!!!â
Roman and Remyâs arms wrapped themselves around Janusâ arms and body, holding him still while all he could do was writhe, âWhat do we do now, babes?â
Virgil answered Remyâs question with a firm, faux anxious reply, âThe airlock..â
Janusâ heart stopped in his chest.
âWe⌠We had to lose Patton that way soâŚ. So itâs only fair the REAL Imposter goes that way too!!â
He didnât go without a fight. Janus made damn sure of that. The alien bastards wouldnât get the satisfaction of him going quietly. He clawed at Romanâs face, ignoring the parasiteâs tightening grip on his arm to the point he thought perhaps it would break. He spat hellfire and vitriol at Virgil who watched from a distance, content to let the smirk heâd been hiding show now that Remy couldnât see.Â
Oh god, Remy. Janus tried desperately to appeal to the last true human left,Â
âRemy, you HAVE to listen to me, theyâre not human, both of them are-!â
But Remy didnât listen, following Romanâs lead of tossing Janus once more into the airlock. Fortunately, Janus had been able to hold onto his helmet as the door closed, sealing his - and by extension, Remyâs - fates. Trapped and waiting for death, he locked eyes with Remy who looked as sincere and guilt ridden as expected. Is this how Patton felt? So helpless and scared to die? Janus felt almost guilty knowing his suit still had a full canister of oxygen left to last himâŚ. Hours? Maybe a day? Then heâd be at the mercy of space the way Patton was without his helmet to protect him.Â
As the countdown reached 15 seconds, Janus watched helplessly as Virgil gestured to give Remy a hug. The way Remy accepted the arms of death only for Virgilâs stomach to split and devour the poor man tore the last of Janusâ resolve to shreds.Â
With the countdown reaching zero, Janus Dolion faced the two Imposters watching him with a smug sense of glee, flipping them both the double bird as the outer door opened...Â
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The Imposter couple watched Janus be sucked into the vacuum of space with a sick sense of victory. Theyâd done it; the Skeld was theirs and theirs alone. Of course, that was until a rescue ship could come for them and the cycle would start over again. The thought alone was intoxicating.
â... Iâm sorry.â, Roman murmured from beside Virgil whoâd already taken to fabricating injuries they could use to trick the rescue party. The purple suited alien snorted, wiping the last of Remyâs blood from his mouth, âWhat for, Prince Parasite?â
The crimson clad Imposter scoffed affectionately.Â
âI nearly got us caught.â, Romanâs suit growled, âI was just⌠so hungryâŚ!â
Virgil softly wrapped his arm around Roman, gently caressing his beautiful jawline with a softness no hostile alien parasite should be able to use.Â
âItâs fine, you drama queen. We still did it,â, he grinned, shark toothed and infectious going by Romanâs own razor smile, âNow you just have to put those impressive acting skills to use once I call in a rescue ship.â
âAww, you think my acting is impressive?â, Romanâs chest puffed up in pride.
Were they not standing right next to a pile of gore that has once been a fellow crewmate, Virgil figured the starry look in Romanâs blackened eyes would have been endearing. Adorable even. Instead, the Imposter rolled his eyes, they still had work to do after all. Thereâd be plenty of time to properly celebrate later..
âShut up, Roman... â
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Man that got dark fast...
I hope you guys still enjoyed it and that the reveal was nice and shocking~!
If you like this, Iâll write some supplimentary stuff, perhaps some fluff prequel snippets, and perhaps a little sequel?Â
Idk yet, but I hope this was a good read.
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this was supposed to be for the sanders sides soulmate september but like, i didnât finish it on time, but I had already been working on it so I decided to finish it.
prompt, pairing: you have an animal that only you and your soulmate can see, virmile (could be read as romantic or platonic)
stuffs: soulmate au, anxiety about soulmates. this got kinda long
Virgil hadnât ever really been a fan of rodents.
(âActually,â Logan had said when Virgil had told him what his animal was, âferrets are part of the weasel family.)
But he supposed heâd gotten used to the ferret that rested on his shoulders, over the years. Thatâs where it primarily stayed. It slept a lot, he noted.
He was glad that it didnât otherwise have a physical body, because after four years, heâs sure his shoulders would be sore.
Still, when he turned twenty, he hadnât really expected a ferret. A spider, maybe, or a cat. But a ferret? He barely knew what one was.
At least, since he had a Soulmate, he wasnât the only one with an uncommon creature riding his shoulders. It meant that someone else did, too. But heâd yet to meet that person.
He wasnât even sure he wanted to meet that person. It sounded too stressful, to meet someone you were supposed to spend the rest of your life with. What if he didnât like them? What if they didnât like him?
He sighed as he pulled on his backpack. He could panic later. He had a project to work on.
After making sure he had everything, he walked to the coffee table, setting his hand down. The purple outline of a ferret scampered up his arm, to its usual resting place.
Virgil set off, heading to the library.
He was about halfway there when his sleeping ferret shot up and jumped off of him. He stared, a little dumbfounded, as it scurried through the crowds of students.
âWait!â Virgil exclaimed, starting to go after it. He chased after it, trying to keep up, or at least, trying to keep it in his sights.
This wasnât really ideal. It was leading him away from the library.
They had finally gotten to a less busy area when he saw it. Another ferret, but this time in pink.
He stopped. Maybe he could just turn around and walk away. Maybe he could pretend that his ferret wasnât approaching another ferret. He could go home and wait for it to come back. He could act as if he never had an animal leading him to his Soulmate. Maybe --
âOh, Korra! There you are!â
Well, it was too late now.
Virgil could only watch as his ferret embraced the other, before looking up at the owner of the pink ferret.
âAh,â assumed owner said. âHello.â
Virgil opened his mouth to say something. To say what? He thought he was trying to greet this other person, to say something to avoid the awkward silence that hung in the air.
His feet had other ideas, though. Instead he turned around and ran.
His feet didnât stop until heâd gotten to the library, at which point he looked around himself. His ferret had followed him, and it stood at his feet, looking up at him as if asking, Whyâd you run?
âI donât know,â he admitted in a murmur, holding in a sigh as he set down his things on one of the tables. He started making a plan to get started on his class project.
He returned to the library the next day, going straight to the table he had used yesterday. A nearby table was stacked with books, the person behind the books unseen but muttering, but other than that, the library was fairly empty.
He was knee-deep in his project when his ferret climbed down from his shoulders, onto the table. Virgil paused, hesitating, and watched the ferret as it moved across the table, jumping off. Virgil stood.
He finally looked at the other table. Oh. Pink ferret.
Speaking of the pink ferret, it seemed to be trying to get its own personâs attention, but the owner of the soul animal was saying âNot now, Korra.â
Virgil abruptly sat back down, not really planning on making noise, but his sudden movement knocked over a book he had been using.Â
Eyes peeked over a pile of books. âOh,â Virgilâs soulmate said. âHi.â
Virgil was quiet a moment before replying âHiâ back.
They stared at each other for another few moments. Virgilâs phone started to ring so he answered it. He had never been so grateful for his brother to interrupt and ask him to come home, and he wasnât going to tell Roman that.Â
Virgil gathered his stuff and left without another word.
He returned to the library the next day, again. Simply just to work on his project. Not to see his Soulmate again, of course. Why would he want to do that?
The ferrets seemed to just hang out and spend time with each other. It was almost cute.
Virgil returned to the library the day after that as well, but he sat a little closer. Not at the same table as his Soulmate, but a seat away from the table. He wondered what he was working on. He wanted to ask.
The day Virgil actually sat at the same table as his Soulmate, he kept his head down. He could feel his Soulmateâs eyes on him, but he tried his best not to react to it. No, he should focus on his homework anyway.
And so they sat at the same table for a while. Neither of them really spoke, but they sat in companionable silence. After a while, it wasnât so unbearable, Virgil decided.
Sometimes Virgilâs ferret would interact with his Soulmate. And sometimes the pink ferret interacted with Virgil. He also decided that that was nice. The pink ferret was different from his. More active, more pleasant. Not that heâd trade his ferret for anything. Heâd gotten used to his own ferret over the years.
Virgilâs Soulmate broke the silence one day. âDid you name yours?â he asked.
âNo,â Virgil admitted. He had never been sure what to name it, or if he should name it, or if he was even going to keep it. He remembered wondering if you could reject your Soul animal, when heâd first gotten it.Â
His Soulmate only nodded in understanding. âMineâs named Korra,â he said, like Virgil hadnât heard him call the ferret that a few times already. He reached out his hand to his ferret, and the pink ferret nuzzled his hand, causing him to beam.
âIâve never heard of that name.â
The Soulmateâs eyes lit up, like he was about to ramble about something he liked a lot. âYou havenât? Itâs from a cartoon. Have you heard of Avatar the Last Airbender? The cartoonâs a sequel to that cartoon. It ended recently.â
There was already something endearing about him to Virgil.
The Soulmate cut himself off abruptly, as if heâd realized he was about to go on a tangent. âIâm Emile,â he said instead.
âVirgil.â
âVirgil,â Emile repeated his name, like he was committing it to memory. He smiled. âItâs nice to officially meet you.â