MASACRIK HEADCANONS:
β’ Masacrik would sneak out of his bed at night asa child and prod at his pet gold fish until it died, then ate it cooked
β’ Masacrik is actually a really good cook, especially Italian food.
β’ Masacrikβs favorite meal is Cheesy baked spaghetti
β’ Masacrik tried teaching Mimi to cook once, but she ended up burning herself over eggs
β’ Masacrik harms himself, but in a more mashochost type of way most of the time. It was an issue since childhood
β’ Masacrik is actually really insecure and has abandonment issues
β’ Masacrik wasnβt very close to his father
β’ Masacrik was a mamas boy
β’ Masacrik has a special interest for clowns, specifically Jesters
β’ Masacrik actually enjoys cleaning, it takes his mind off of things
β’ Masacrik loves to experiment with different hairstyles, but they donβt usually turn out to well. Mimi doesnβt like them either
β’ Masacrik listens to Will Wood,
β’ Masacrik has tried eating one of his experiments, but it tasted horrible.
β’ Masacrik once snuck human flesh into Mimiβs food and told her it was rabbit
β’ Masacrik likes to watch Hannibal, wildlife shows,
β’ Masacrik is actually a really good writer, but doesnβt do it often unless itβs paperwork or a thought or dream he had
β’ Masacrik cross dresses, but it usually stays inside the house
β’ Masacrik has a really good skincare routine and always files his nails
β’ Masacrik doesnβt work out really
β’ Masacrikβs favorite video games are
β’ Masacrik is one to do spontaneous things when bored, like dust a table, learn to juggle from a tutorial video or walk in fifteen inch heels
β’ Masacrik loves puzzle boardgames
β’ Masacrik likes to collect a certain childhood toy he loved and even goes into debt from it sometimes
β’ Masacrik looks at tutorials to do Mimiβs hair sometimes even though she can do it herself most of the time
β’ Masacrik has a SLIGHT alternative style outside of his work clothes
β’ Masacrik has a really strict screen time limit for him, but doesnβt care for Mimiβs
β’ Masacrik knows a lot about the Christian KJV Bible
β’ Masacrik grew up in a half Christian household (( mothers side, his dad was agnostic ))
β’ Masacrik sings in the shower..LOUDLY
β’ Masacrik often repaints his room out of mood change
β’ Masacrik was forced to take tap dancing lessons as a child to get him out the house by his mother and is now weirdly good at it
β’ Masacrik always wanted to learn piano
β’ Masacrik has road rage
β’ Masacrik smokes
β’ Masacrik has a dissociative disorder
β’ Masacrik has NPD
β’ Masacrik used neo pronouns as a child
β’ Masacrik is a believer but thinks he wouldnβt make it to heaven
β’ Masacrik isnβt religiously involved and is to ashamed to attend any churches
β’ Masacrik pretends to be a homeless person with a tragic backstory every Tuesday for money
β’ Masacrik hasnβt had his first kiss
β’ Masacrik is aromantic, but itβs a spectrum
β’ Masacrik loves to learn different languages
β’ Masacrik was a theater kid and always had the best performances
β’ Masacrik really likes to learn about plants and is trying to grow an indoor garden, getting Mimi to water them regularly for him
β’ Masacrik had to he homeschooled once he hit the 2nd grade because he would do weird things in public school that would often get him in trouble, like stomp toilets on purpose, hide things from teachers, setting pins down on there seats or in there food, take down his pants in the middle of class, sing inappropriate songs, give other kids things there allergic to on purpose, ect. But heβd NEVER get into fights
β’ Masacrik was heavily bullied in and outside of school
β’ Masacrik was an A+ student since the beginning
β’ Masacrik doesnβt eat much, but mostly because he forgets or just isnβt hungry
β’ Masacrik used his arms a lot when speaking
β’ Masacrik gets very sarcastic when heβs in a bad mood
β’ Masacrik is an insomniac
β’ Masacrik has BPD
β’ Masacrik stress eats
β’ Masacrik is not into politics
β’ Masacrik is a quite drunk, a turn from his usual craziness
β’ Masacrik is sensitive to hot sauce or spicy food unlike Mimi
β’ Masacrik flips anything thatβs in his hands, (( knife, toothbrush, brush, pencil, ect ))
β’ Masacrik has NPD (( mightβve already put that ))
β’ Masacrik brings up random fun facts during small talk
β’ Masacrik isnβt an alcoholic, but heβll crack open a Jack Danielβs every week or two on a bad day
β’ Masacrik likes to collect antiques of any sort
β’ Masacrik yells at TV
β’ Masacrik does yoga
β’ Masacrik carries a mini notepad with him everywhere
β’ Masacrik often drums his fingers on the table or any surface really
β’ Masacrik greets everyone with suffocating hugs
β’ Masacrik canβt sit right and often walks zig zag
β’ Masacrik is obsessed with making random noises
β’ Masacrik makes over exaggerated faces at people or food he doesnβt like, then throws a fit over the meal and throws the whole plate
β’ Masacrik sleeps over the blankets, starfish style
β’ Masacrik feels his teeth with his tongue when thinking
β’ Masacrik often adjusts his coat a lot when anxious or overstimulated
β’ Masacrik dips his fries in ice cream
β’ Masacrik puts his shoes on without untying the laces
β’ Masacrik talks to themselves a lot
β’ Masacrik uses uncommon synonyms in place of normal ones, like βsuperbβ instead of great, ect
β’ Masacrik only uses one color pen
β’ Masacrik has favorite objects heβs very possessive over
β’ Masacrik puts things in his pockets rather then his bag, like a bagel for example
β’ Masacrik flinches when voices are raised
β’ Masacrik always has ink or blood stained onto his fingers
β’ Masacrik is always cutting split ends off of his hair
β’ Masacrik says hello in different languages
β’ Masacrik wanted to be a mime clown when he was younger and would mimic people on the street
β’ Masacrik would ask stupid questions to random adults as a child even when he knew the answer to them
β’ Masacrik was a huge extrovert as a kid
β’ Masacrik uses old English naturally
β’ Masacrik sucks on his coat collar
β’ Masacrik thinks tea is the solution to everything
β’ Masacrik hates everyone in politics and wishes he could run for president
β’ Masacrik describes his surroundings when bored
β’ Masacrik keeps a book of quotes
β’ Masacrik chews on pencils
β’ Masacrik laughs before the joke is told
β’ Masacrik finds 9/11 jokes funny
β’ Masacrik always carried around a comfort object
β’ Masacrik canβt whistle but tries
β’ Masacrik loves old romance movies
β’ Masacrik has horrible hand writing
β’ Masacrik is dyslexic despite being smart
β’ Masacrik is not good with social cues
β’ Masacrik isnβt good with electronics unless itβs a controller
β’ Masacrik pulls a bandaid off little by little
β’ Masacrik has tried to do procedures on himself
β’ Masacrik grinds his teeth when sleeping
β’ Masacrik hums tunes he made up
β’ Masacrik canβt sleep without the fan on or a window open
β’ Masacrik roleplays book stories with Mimi
β’ Masacrik rocks in place a lot
β’ Masacrik canβt stand still
β’ Masacrik changes topics they were talking about because it reminded him of something else
β’ Masacrik has slight scoliosis that heβs insecure about
β’ Masacrik often asks Mimi for massages
β’ Masacrik has under eye circles
β’ Masacrik never steps in the cracks of a sidewalk
β’ Masacrik loves to over study peopleβs mannerisms in public
β’ Masacrik talks to animals or inanimate objects
β’ Masacrik always fixes peopleβs crooked collars or straps
β’ Masacrik instinctively ducks under doorways
β’ Masacrik has a really fast reflex
β’ Masacrik snorts when laughing
DONE. There might be spelling mistakes, but I ainβt checking them
