MASACRIK HEADCANONS:
โข Masacrik would sneak out of his bed at night asa child and prod at his pet gold fish until it died, then ate it cooked
โข Masacrik is actually a really good cook, especially Italian food.
โข Masacrikโs favorite meal is Cheesy baked spaghetti
โข Masacrik tried teaching Mimi to cook once, but she ended up burning herself over eggs
โข Masacrik harms himself, but in a more mashochost type of way most of the time. It was an issue since childhood
โข Masacrik is actually really insecure and has abandonment issues
โข Masacrik wasnโt very close to his father
โข Masacrik was a mamas boy
โข Masacrik has a special interest for clowns, specifically Jesters
โข Masacrik actually enjoys cleaning, it takes his mind off of things
โข Masacrik loves to experiment with different hairstyles, but they donโt usually turn out to well. Mimi doesnโt like them either
โข Masacrik listens to Will Wood,
โข Masacrik has tried eating one of his experiments, but it tasted horrible.
โข Masacrik once snuck human flesh into Mimiโs food and told her it was rabbit
โข Masacrik likes to watch Hannibal, wildlife shows,
โข Masacrik is actually a really good writer, but doesnโt do it often unless itโs paperwork or a thought or dream he had
โข Masacrik cross dresses, but it usually stays inside the house
โข Masacrik has a really good skincare routine and always files his nails
โข Masacrik doesnโt work out really
โข Masacrikโs favorite video games are
โข Masacrik is one to do spontaneous things when bored, like dust a table, learn to juggle from a tutorial video or walk in fifteen inch heels
โข Masacrik loves puzzle boardgames
โข Masacrik likes to collect a certain childhood toy he loved and even goes into debt from it sometimes
โข Masacrik looks at tutorials to do Mimiโs hair sometimes even though she can do it herself most of the time
โข Masacrik has a SLIGHT alternative style outside of his work clothes
โข Masacrik has a really strict screen time limit for him, but doesnโt care for Mimiโs
โข Masacrik knows a lot about the Christian KJV Bible
โข Masacrik grew up in a half Christian household (( mothers side, his dad was agnostic ))
โข Masacrik sings in the shower..LOUDLY
โข Masacrik often repaints his room out of mood change
โข Masacrik was forced to take tap dancing lessons as a child to get him out the house by his mother and is now weirdly good at it
โข Masacrik always wanted to learn piano
โข Masacrik has road rage
โข Masacrik smokes
โข Masacrik has a dissociative disorder
โข Masacrik has NPD
โข Masacrik used neo pronouns as a child
โข Masacrik is a believer but thinks he wouldnโt make it to heaven
โข Masacrik isnโt religiously involved and is to ashamed to attend any churches
โข Masacrik pretends to be a homeless person with a tragic backstory every Tuesday for money
โข Masacrik hasnโt had his first kiss
โข Masacrik is aromantic, but itโs a spectrum
โข Masacrik loves to learn different languages
โข Masacrik was a theater kid and always had the best performances
โข Masacrik really likes to learn about plants and is trying to grow an indoor garden, getting Mimi to water them regularly for him
โข Masacrik had to he homeschooled once he hit the 2nd grade because he would do weird things in public school that would often get him in trouble, like stomp toilets on purpose, hide things from teachers, setting pins down on there seats or in there food, take down his pants in the middle of class, sing inappropriate songs, give other kids things there allergic to on purpose, ect. But heโd NEVER get into fights
โข Masacrik was heavily bullied in and outside of school
โข Masacrik was an A+ student since the beginning
โข Masacrik doesnโt eat much, but mostly because he forgets or just isnโt hungry
โข Masacrik used his arms a lot when speaking
โข Masacrik gets very sarcastic when heโs in a bad mood
โข Masacrik is an insomniac
โข Masacrik has BPD
โข Masacrik stress eats
โข Masacrik is not into politics
โข Masacrik is a quite drunk, a turn from his usual craziness
โข Masacrik is sensitive to hot sauce or spicy food unlike Mimi
โข Masacrik flips anything thatโs in his hands, (( knife, toothbrush, brush, pencil, ect ))
โข Masacrik has NPD (( mightโve already put that ))
โข Masacrik brings up random fun facts during small talk
โข Masacrik isnโt an alcoholic, but heโll crack open a Jack Danielโs every week or two on a bad day
โข Masacrik likes to collect antiques of any sort
โข Masacrik yells at TV
โข Masacrik does yoga
โข Masacrik carries a mini notepad with him everywhere
โข Masacrik often drums his fingers on the table or any surface really
โข Masacrik greets everyone with suffocating hugs
โข Masacrik canโt sit right and often walks zig zag
โข Masacrik is obsessed with making random noises
โข Masacrik makes over exaggerated faces at people or food he doesnโt like, then throws a fit over the meal and throws the whole plate
โข Masacrik sleeps over the blankets, starfish style
โข Masacrik feels his teeth with his tongue when thinking
โข Masacrik often adjusts his coat a lot when anxious or overstimulated
โข Masacrik dips his fries in ice cream
โข Masacrik puts his shoes on without untying the laces
โข Masacrik talks to themselves a lot
โข Masacrik uses uncommon synonyms in place of normal ones, like โsuperbโ instead of great, ect
โข Masacrik only uses one color pen
โข Masacrik has favorite objects heโs very possessive over
โข Masacrik puts things in his pockets rather then his bag, like a bagel for example
โข Masacrik flinches when voices are raised
โข Masacrik always has ink or blood stained onto his fingers
โข Masacrik is always cutting split ends off of his hair
โข Masacrik says hello in different languages
โข Masacrik wanted to be a mime clown when he was younger and would mimic people on the street
โข Masacrik would ask stupid questions to random adults as a child even when he knew the answer to them
โข Masacrik was a huge extrovert as a kid
โข Masacrik uses old English naturally
โข Masacrik sucks on his coat collar
โข Masacrik thinks tea is the solution to everything
โข Masacrik hates everyone in politics and wishes he could run for president
โข Masacrik describes his surroundings when bored
โข Masacrik keeps a book of quotes
โข Masacrik chews on pencils
โข Masacrik laughs before the joke is told
โข Masacrik finds 9/11 jokes funny
โข Masacrik always carried around a comfort object
โข Masacrik canโt whistle but tries
โข Masacrik loves old romance movies
โข Masacrik has horrible hand writing
โข Masacrik is dyslexic despite being smart
โข Masacrik is not good with social cues
โข Masacrik isnโt good with electronics unless itโs a controller
โข Masacrik pulls a bandaid off little by little
โข Masacrik has tried to do procedures on himself
โข Masacrik grinds his teeth when sleeping
โข Masacrik hums tunes he made up
โข Masacrik canโt sleep without the fan on or a window open
โข Masacrik roleplays book stories with Mimi
โข Masacrik rocks in place a lot
โข Masacrik canโt stand still
โข Masacrik changes topics they were talking about because it reminded him of something else
โข Masacrik has slight scoliosis that heโs insecure about
โข Masacrik often asks Mimi for massages
โข Masacrik has under eye circles
โข Masacrik never steps in the cracks of a sidewalk
โข Masacrik loves to over study peopleโs mannerisms in public
โข Masacrik talks to animals or inanimate objects
โข Masacrik always fixes peopleโs crooked collars or straps
โข Masacrik instinctively ducks under doorways
โข Masacrik has a really fast reflex
โข Masacrik snorts when laughing
DONE. There might be spelling mistakes, but I ainโt checking them

















