Kevin needed space, a good laugh, a place to collect his head — he required time away from humans, which truly was an oddity. Despite his god given gift to breathe underwater and all the crass fish jokes that were thrown his way since his powers developed, Kevin was not particularly fond of the sea nor the creatures living in the aquatic environment as much as he enjoyed drinking, photoshoots, and fucking on the terrestrial environment. There were one, two, ten reaaally great aquatic creatures he came across, and when humans and supes really tested his last nerves, he took the sea in search of dolphins.
Nothing partied like dolphins, and those little bastards could always rouse a laugh out of him after the no fucking message got across. It wasn’t quiet in the ocean, what with all the chatter of aquatic creatures vibrating through the water particles, and all the god damn disturbances from the boats on the surface. Deep swore he could hear another ton of garbage being piled into the sea, yet he was far away from the nearest ocean dumping sight. Spending time under the water was as much a stress relief as it made him hate humanity, which was extremely dangerous.
Schools of fish stayed away from not only the ravenous hunger of aggregating dolphins, but the boy’s club that was the gathering of mammals. Whales were fantastic, a little too sensitive however, and they stayed away from Kevin and his outrageous group of dolphins. With legs folded pretzel style, Kevin floated in place as ripples of laughter moved through his body. Laughter was short lived. Just like Homelander crushing his fragile ego, nothing ruined a party more than sharks.
Non-tetrapods were decent at best, and gnathostomes were even worse than aquatic invertebrates. Rays were pompous assholes ( and that was a lot coming from The Deep ), and sharks were shit covered hornets on PCP. Why was shark week a THING ? Clams deserved the attention more than sharks, at least clams knew when to shut up. All the dolphins and Kevin fell into unified silence, and the aquatic mammals swiftly swam to make a unified front at Deep’s side. Neither side said anything as one, two, three Great White Sharks emerged from the navy darkness of water into clearer waters.
A snarl formed at the edges of lips. Hatred shot from mammal to bony fish, back and forth. The trio of sharks swam within 30 meters from the mammals before they extended their front fin in unison, and then swam away in the direction they came from. The underwater FUCK YOU. The dolphins muttered curses and moved forward, however they didn’t swim half a meter out before Kevin extended a hand to stop them. ❝ Leave ‘em. They have better things to do, like tear off a surfer’s arms just to get on the six o’clock news. Bunch of egg shitters. ❞ The dolphins around him chirped with laughter and began making obscene gesticulations at the wake of the departing sharks.
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