#vicki vale

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

Jason:

Bruce: Give me some news Jason.

Jason: I hit Vicki Vale with my car.

Journalist!Danny, who knows every single dirt about everyone, from corrupt politicians to vigilantes and rogues alike, and has an active gossip blog that every person keeps track of because even if it's the home of the most flabbergasting article ever known to man, it's frighteningly true.

Everyone— and I mean everyone thinks he's a meta, everywhere and nowhere at the same time, once two politicians were having a heated discussion secured area not allowing the media or any outsiders except him, sticking to the corner of the room sipping coffee while typing away at his laptop keeping track of the chaos that's currently happening.

And no one notices him, until like a minute later, when a notification is heard across the room and an article pops up saying:

"This meeting is going to be a bomb: Diplomat Joker tries to fix world problems by bombing gone wrong."

A guard blinks a couple of times at his phone, then turns to face Danny a couple of times before leaning in and whispering, "Why'd you have to title it like some kind of clickbait channel?" Danny, who's just quietly snickering, just said, "It makes it appealing to the audience."

"I just like to be in the front seat when it comes to drama", he explained to Superman, who looked at him in horror as he bounced up and down on the moon with no helmet on to provide oxygen.

While at the same time, Green Lantern is getting demolished by an alien in the background

"Green lantern provides statement about getting smashed—on the surface of the moon."

No one tried to stop him, it's not like they can, no matter how hard they try to track him, he disappears and only reappears when havoc is in the area, and it's not like the government hides it, everyone knows that Danny is highly sought by investigators, villains, and the heroes all alike, yet even if the most powerful and smartest people get together to find Danny he seemed to only slip through their hands like fog, only turning up as a blurry figure from the corner of your eyes and the moment you try to focus on that figure it's gone, just like some kind of ghost.

hes gotta defeat batmans seven evil exes

alt vv

"Teen Wayne Heir Tim Drake To Wed Older Woman"

The "older woman" in question is 19. Tim's like 17.