Lance: You seem tense.
Keith: Your face is in my chest?
Lance: Yup. Did you want me to move?
Keith: A little. Your chin is poking me- yeah, that’s better. Carry on.
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Lance: You seem tense.
Keith: Your face is in my chest?
Lance: Yup. Did you want me to move?
Keith: A little. Your chin is poking me- yeah, that’s better. Carry on.
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Keith: What are you doing?
Lance: I got sad.
Keith: And you decided to sleep in my bed… why?
Lance: It smells of you.
Keith: Oh? Oh! Oh.
Keith: I… also smell of me- woah!
Lance, now hugging him like a teddy: Consider this a hostage situation.
Keith: I can live with that.
Lance: Pull it out! Pull it out!
Allura: If I pull it, you’ll die!
Lance: Yeah, but it’s an arrow! In my butt!
Allura: …Fair.
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Keith: You pulled it out WHY?!
Allura: It was in his butt.
Lance: We all know it’s my best feature.
Keith: Yeah, okay, that checks out.
Lance: Is it impossible for you to go bother Hunk instead?
Daniel: No, I can do that easily.
Lance: Good to know. What did you need?
Lance, internally: I’m the favourite.
Daniel, internally: I really hope he doesn’t lose it when I tell him what happened with those tongs….
Keith, internally: Why is this child in my room… why is he in my room?! It is two am, why me?!
Lance: Ever feel like someone is out to get you?
Keith: Never.
Lance: Well, I do.
Me, looming menacingly behind him: Heeeey, so I had another fic idea-
Lance: FUCK, I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!
Me: You can’t kill your god.
Lance, being dragged away: Keith, heeeeeeelp!
Keith: Um… I really don’t want to get angsted on-
Me: oh, you’ll suffer soon enough.
Keith: *whimpers*
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Peanuts.
Lance: I’m breaking up-
Keith: ALLURA’S PREGNANT!
Lance: …The coms. The coms are breaking up.
Keith: I’m sorry, I panicked.
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