#very amusing

Sunbeams. Trick or treat

One year i said this at 6am and i saw her get up, leave her bedroom, do something for a few minutes then come back. Then I went to my own room and lo, there were presents. That's when I realised the rumors were right and father christmas wasn't real. I was 11 so my mum had a good run with it but I didn't tell her because I didn't want the presents to stop lol.

When I entered high school my mum asked me if I knew father christmas wasn't real, and when I said yeah, she said "do NOT tell your little sister". We kept the magic trick going for a couple more years which meant all of us older kids got stockings too.

I did nearly find out five years prior because I found a cool gift under my mother's clothes hanger and I was told "that's for your cousin", but then the exact same thing magically appeared in my stocking that Christmas. It was pretty obvious at that point that Father Christmas was sus, as well as how I kept recieving smarties from the Magic Red Man and the "big" gifts were from my non-magical parents, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth I say.

Tom wants to find out who his parents are. In addition, he wants to make a name for himself in other countries (as errant knights are wont to do). So, he asks leave from King Arthur (who still hasn’t told Tom he’s his biological father).

The king gives his illegitimate son leave, and Sir Lancelot comes along for the ride (and another hundred knights). Apparently, Lancelot and Tommy boy have become real tight (they’re sworn brothers and everything). Tom and Co. embark on a journey that involves storms, an island full of women and what not. 😆

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