Dec 7, 2025
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shut the goddamn door
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I'm gonna break this shot down cuz I'm crazy.
His evil chair at his evil desk in his evil private office with a clear view of his evil shark tank of evil sharks.
They couldn't give less of a shit about his power trip lol.
A shelf of booze, and an interesting claw or tooth on display. Maybe a demon shark tooth he thought was cool and wanted to display it for his office?
HE DOESN'T DISPOSE OF HIS OLD CRT TELEVISION HEADS! He keeps them on display in his office as a reminder of how far he's come. Ego boosters, maybe even a touch sentimental.
Val painted and signed a giant portrait of Vox that he then hung on the wall of his private office. They are husbands business-partners-with-benefits.
"IT WORKS... I THINK?" Real confident marketing there, Vox. 😂
Oh you know vox is staring at Velvette's poster with bisexual horny thoughts about how much he wants her but can never have her cuz she's a raging ageist lesbian who probably thinks he's pathetic, and it only makes him want her more, which she finds endlessly funny.
how about trans fem vox...
Annnnnnd...
POLY VEES HAS WON FIRST PLACE IN THE HAZBIN POLY TOURNAMENT!
♫ In this game, no one outdoes us, no one can out-buzz us! All you gotta do is trust us! ♫
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vox and velvette are the single most married couple in the entire show and i am utterly delusional
the way theyre just casually hanging out and are so in sync with each other. vox slides over an invite to the hotel with a distinct "babe check this shit out" air. vox saying: "we have a reservation at dantes inferno -- nice place! you could never afford it." like im sorry? asshole husband behavior. them busting a gut over their success in a limousine while planning to post a fail/cringe comp to slander the competition.
they just along so well and are on the same wavelength of annoying and evil 🥺 i think the fact that they full-stop dont have any romantic canon intentions allows them to interact in other ways, which automatically makes them more interesting.
Corporate wants you to determine the differences between these two pictures:
They're the same picture...So I did it myself.
I'm scared of the hate I'll get for this but I'm saying it anyway
Velvette being a lesbian doesn't stop my interpretation of poly vees since I've always headcannoned vox as nonbinary and Val as genderfluid, they are an evil polycule to me, heck maybe they're all queerplatonic