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are you of age to be drinking: sí.where will we be getting said drinks: dejaría que tú eligieras.who is paying for said drinks: yo.your drink of choice for me: té helado long island.how well do you think i can hold my liquor: bien, creo.what kind of drunk do you thing i am be honest: el filosófico, ese que no para de hablar ni un segundo.is there a chance you’re going to end up puking and/or passing out: no lo creo.is there a chance this will lead to shenanigans: no, probablemente.is there a chance this will lead to drunkenly making out ( or more ) : no.














