AND THEIR LIKE “oh ok not bad”

bUT TF2 FANS SEE THIS:

AND THEY BE LIKE:

How well can the mercs sew?

Soldier

Sewing? No sir, soldier is not going anywhere near a needle and thread anytime soon. This in turn, results in solly's clothes being quite torn and in frequent need of mending.

"Soldier, why are you wearing a loincloth on the battlefield?"

"I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS GARMENT IS 100% AMERICAN-MADE"

*clothes self combust*

Spy

Hmmm... does it involve practical work? In that case, he would sooner slit his own throat with a dessert spoon. Actualy, he's tried sewing, and wanted to be a clothing designer at one point. However he was literal bullshit at it. To the point where he once had to go to the hospital because he somehow sewed his elbow to what he was making.

Medic

Medic is, by far, the best at sewing on the team, this is due to A: extremely fiddly surgical procedures, and B: he used to sew doll clothes as a child. He has since grown out of this, and now sews clothes for his doves. Don't tell anyone.

Scout

Crap at sewing. (Like father like son?)

Heavy

Heavy had to mend his sisters clothes constantly as a child, so he is a dab hand at sewing. (Also is the only one who knows about medics hobby because he sometimes helps out)

Engineer

Sewing? No. Knitting? Hell yes. The mercenaries will quite often get wooly garments as presents on their birthday, home made, and they smell of cinnamon and grandma's

(They are quite often worn on the weekends/off days, to engineer's delight.)

Demoman

Demo's mum taught him how to patch and mend when he was a wee lad, which means he is often expected to mend the team's clothes.

"Soldier, I can't mend a pile of ash!"

Pyro

They have always been excited at the concept, however halfway through the needle is always a melted puddle on the floor. Since, pyro has settled to watching engie knit.

Sniper

Thank God he listened to his mum's lessons. He has become quite the sewer, as the Darwin's danger shield is handmade. The rest of the mercs don't know about this hobby though, he doesn't want to end up like demoman, stuck with all the mending.

Ok I tried my best- I'm not really sure how to write angst yet.

On rare occasion, you can hear small, choked sobs coming from pyro's room. Some days, their imagination overtakes them, but not in a good way. They are stuck in their mind, and they don't know how to get out.

Engineer used to constantly overwork himself, never believing he was smart enough. One wrong thing- a nut gone missing, for example, will cause a barely stifled scream, before he sunk to the floor, a mess of barely audible sobs wracking his body. Over time, with the support of his peers, he overcame this.

Sniper is extremely body conscious, due to the fact that other Australians are extremely strong. He goes to dire measures to prevent the others from seeing his body.

Pride Scout!

Just to be clear, this is not meant to be offensive, and I apologize if anyone finds it so.

All that aside, I am actually extremely proud of how this turned out! It was originally meant to be just an experiment with fabric, but it turned out so well I thought it deserved some bright colours!