#vauxarin

[SLAMMING THIS ON THE TABLE]

LORD OKAY HERE GOES: ALL OF MY OCS AT A TACO RESTAURANT

Afastyr’s the type of guy to go into the taco place and order like 20 things and then get shocked when he has to pay. so when they’re like “that’s gonna be like 100 dollars” he’s like “ooohhhhhh…..” and releases a bunch of snakes in the store and then takes his stuff anyways. (“cash or card?” “mama… face card…” /ref)

Vauxarin swears up and down you’d never see him at the taco place. but you do, he’s in there, and he’s not even disguised. he’s the type to order at like, a kiosk if they have one, and then wait for them to bring him the food. he’d order like a bunch of tacos. he’s ashamed. if you say “hey vaux i saw you at the taco place last week” congrats! you will be destroyed where you stand.

Mephis would order the simplest thing on the menu and they’d still find a way to fuck it up. they’d go back up there every time there was a problem. they’re holding up the line. oh my gods. “mephis, just pick the lettuce off” you’d say… but no… they’re back in line… they’re probably going to start crying. this is the worst state you’ve seen them in.

Helvella knows what she wants, orders it, and sits down. if they mess up her order, it’s the final straw and she’ll probably just lay down on the floor until someone tells her to please get up. this has happened so many times that the staff knows her order by heart and try so hard not to mess it up.

Varya just tags along for the chips and drinks, they have downed full cups of salsa before and they’ll do it again.

Sabayon straight up eats the guy taking his order. like full on just picked them up and ate ‘em. everyone is horrified. they now order that the staff make him a pile of everything in the kitchen they have. they’d do it because they’re terrified of this 15 foot nightmare of a god, watch in disgust as he eats the whole pile, then leaves. no he does not tip.